Lea Michele immediately starts gushing over Teresa and comparing her to Meryl Streep. I do not get these celebrities who gush over the housewives. I know Dorinda has quite the celebrity following. But I just don’t get adoration of these women who scream and yell and fight and throw things on TV for a living. Teresa of course is eating it up.
Andy plays a clip of when John Legend sang a song that Joe wrote for Teresa a long while back. In the ensuing discussion we learn that Joe watches WWHL all the time in prison. Bravo is very popular in prison. Of course it is. Teresa manages to communicate all of this to us without ever saying the word prison. She told Joe she was going to be on so she assumes he is watching. Andy prompts her to give a shout out so she gives the fake smile, wave and air kiss and says, “Hi honey! Love you!” Lea, says, “Sweet.” Who knew Lea was such an idiot?
Sixty percent of those polled are on Teresa and Melissa’s side of #CakeGate. Included in the 60% was Lea. This too says something about the audience of Bravo shows. I’m pretty sure if you stood in a mall and asked 100 random people how they would feel if they were out to dinner in public with friends and purchased a lovely birthday cake for the occasion and your friends threw the birthday cake across the room without ever cutting it, most people would respond by saying they would be hurt, angry, or embarrassed.
The segments with Lea are too dumb to mention. I want to smack Lea in the face.
Teresa says she thinks Dina Manzo is probably fine with her relationship with Danielle Staub. She says she is going to see her later this month.
Teresa is in full on fake politically correct answers. The questions are softballs and her answers are unicorn farts.
A caller asked if Jacqueline reached out to her when her mom died and if there is any chance of reconciliation. Teresa loses her permasmile for this one and says Jac sent her a text, and no chance of them reconciling.
A viewer asks how she can make up with Danielle, but not Kathy and Rosie. She says, “Because Danielle’s a stranger and you know, like we had words. Family doesn’t do what family did to me.” Am I the only one who can’t remember why Teresa had the falling out with Kathy and Rosie?
Andy has Lea Michele ask Teresa how to spell a variety if word related to Italian cuisine. Guess how many the New York Times Best Selling Author got right? Z-E-R-O !
Just as I am suffering through the last bit of this stupidity, a caller asks Teresa where her bracelets are from. She says they are Cartier. She had at least two of the Love bangles on. I guess she is pulling money out of wherever they hid the millions they stole. #FelonsByBravo.
The Mazel was about a new rumor that Kourtney Kardashian is pregnant. That would make four pregnant sisters. I still think this is all to draw attention away from Kylie being the surrogate for Kim.
The bracelets start at about 4500 up to 63,000$. Either she has a special new friend or the mattress money is true. I am sure she has saved up enough money for all the spawn to go to college, eye roll. I can’t. It is the Teresa ass kissing show with nary a word of PRISON and FRAUD still. Oh yes, we all just let off steam by throwing 1000$ cakes. This is already disgusting to me.
I don’t think they saved up any money for the kids to go to “college” after all Theresa and Joe went for free.
Seems like Tre is still living the high life with money falling from the sky.
All the stuff about her appearances and book signings? REally?
I was surprised by Teresa’s answer about Kathy & Rosie. When Melissa was on the show she said that since Teresa’s mother died Teresa has been in touch with Kathy & Rosie & they were at the house after the funeral. As far as Lea, I was so annoyed with her fawning over Teresa that I deleted her new show from my dvr. It was one of the worst WWHL’s in a long time.
I admit at my sister’s wedding reception I threw the entire top of her cake at her husband. In my defense I have extremely long and thick hair, it had 2 full cans of hairspray and over 2,000 bobby pins in it. My sister told me her husband (now ex…thank the UNIVERSE!) was going to smash his piece he was supposed to feed her onto the top of my head. I pulled him aside and asked him nicely to not do that, smash my face, smash the dress but leave the hair and tons of bobby pins and hair spray alone please. He was an ass and grabbed two hand fulls of cake pushed my sister out of the way and ground them into the top of my head laughing. So I grabbed the top layer and ground it into his dress uniform…he is army. There was still 5 layers left for them and guests but no way was I going to walk around alone the rest of the reception with cake and icing stuck in my hair and him be clean!!!! That all said they could have just smashed each other with their own pieces and left the rest of the cake alone!
Nitwit Lea saying into the camera, ” Barbra, if you ever want to stop by…” Child, please! YOU go to Barbra…Barbra does not come to you!
I don’t understand why cake smashing is popular or even acceptable. I hate that at weddings. No one in my family would ever consider doing that.
I wish you could enlarge the picture to show those bracelets better, TT. They look like they have diamonds on them on my computer. If so, that is a very hefty price tag. smdh
Once again it is the Teresa show. Mix it up next time and have somebody on that might call her out or at least not fawn over her. Who will on next, Nene? Who will fawn over her? I just can’t.
Teresa fell out with her cousins because they talked about her going to prison on RHONJ, right? (As if they could have avoided that!) I think their mother said something about her having to “pay the price for her mistakes”, at a time when she was still actively denying any crime.
Off-topic, but I certainly wouldn’t be shocked if Kourtney was pregnant. She’s one fertile woman! Whenever I see her pull a baby out of her hoo-ha like she’s popping a pimple, it reminds me of lambing season when my family owned a farm.
I may be in the minority here, but throwing cake is trashy. My aunt who directed my wedding put the fear of G-d into my husband in regard to smashing cake. We had a lovely cake cutting and All was well.
I’m with you.
I don’t know how the sweet gesture of feeding each other the cake evolved into smashing it in each other’s face, but why you want to start your marriage with an act of aggression.
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totally agree. waste of expensive food which is so trashy on its own but I get blowing off steam after your mom dies. still trashy tho
Absolutely- on many levels. The worst part is that most of them don’t even see it clearly- or themselves, their lives or anything else for that matter. Siggy most of all. She acts like an utter fool in these episodes.
It is just offensive to watch. And she is such an arrogant fool that she has no idea how disgusting it is to walk around suggesting she is brilliant, her IQ better than everyone else in the room, and superb, a relationship advice guru. If she was , she would never say any of those things.
She’s a pompous ass.
I didn’t like Lea Michele to begin with and now I like her even less. The over the top kissing of Teresa’s ass the entire show was vomit inducing….comparing Teresa to Meryl Streep ?? Bitch, please!
Teresa is the same Teresa (not a good thing ) but i have to admit her vocabulary has increased slightly…… probably due to “camp courses”.
This episode was a shit-show cringe-fest .
I do so enjoy when TT comments about Teresa the #FelonByBravo & her delusional ways ?. I have to wonder if she reads what is written in her book of “what she wants us to believe is her life” This new one is more jaw-dropping then the first one #ffs. She contradicts herself on every other page & sometimes twice on the same page. I had to stop reading it & I will never understand how people & Andy keep fawning over her after all she has done. Although according to what’s written in her book….”she never did anything wrong”) I can’t with this woman! And of course they love Bravo in prison, they watch it to see who will be joining them next…lol #FelonsByBravo Thanks TT for this hilarious blog… A smile I always look forward too❤️
Does she actually say she did nothing wrong or does she just keep blaming Joe. I realize it’s basically the same thing, I’m just curious.
Lea Michelle, I had to turn it off.
That’s what I did the moment she went on and on about Teresa.
One thing I’ve noticed over the years, Teresa keeps her designer dishes, jewelry, and stuff. She keeps making money, and etc. I don’t understand.
I see nothing in her or about her that is attractive.
After posting on FB on the WwHL page I thought it was unbelievable that ANDY would sit TG in first chair to Leah MICHELE who I consider an A list actor and singer( someone who actually has a talent) I got 25 likes. Then I replied that ANDY was shady for doing so, I was attacked by ANDY ass kissers for doing so…I did the best thing i’ve Done for my soul..I unfollowed WwHL on FB. I cannot continue to support ANDY and his Felon ass kissing. Ok- it’s only one unfollow- but I hope many ppl do the same . I am over this insanity and support of ppl who behave worse than bad and are rewarded with $$ by Bravo. I choose to get my entertainment with other shows.
Seriously Carol with all the letters? THIS is what it took for you to see the light about Andrew?
I mean, I totally support your cause but the fact that Lea was having multiple orgasms on live television because she was sitting next to the felon probably should have diminished your esteem for her just a tad, don’t you think?
It was one of the most cringeworthy things I’ve ever seen on WWHL.
Oh, TT my love, I totally agree! It was a complete shit show the few minutes I watched made my opinion of LM completely different. No more WWHL for me. I just can’t. I need more positivity less BS.
Celebrities love Teresas because of the 1.1 million following. Take away social media and I would love to see what happens
And she has the nerve to say she’s a good practicing Catholic too….she “prays” every day all the time blah blah. Bitch ain’t stepped into a mass since Joe was skinny. Where is all this money coming from? Does she get to wear the jewelry for the show and then give it back?
I do think she is completely batshit and her head is in the clouds with the whole felony situation…her book was so stupid I returned it to audible because of the way she would fuck up reading a sentence. #shecantread I do like to see her bratty kids act up for the cameras. That is entertaining. I feel really bad for the oldest girl, she’s almost an adult and these are her roll models. I’m sure she’ll waive of college and head straight to Bravo University.
She can’t possibly write the social media replies because she can’t spell or use punctuation…she must have help. You know you’re a dumbass when someone proofreads your twitter/IG/FB.
Well I better get back to my mediocre life working in healthcare and paying rent late with only 2 pairs of Uggs in my closet.
Every time I see Lea Michelle I am reminded of that MAGNIFICENT, STUPENDOUSLY, FABULOUS snub that Goddess Jessica Lange threw at Leah on the red capet at the AHS Premier.
If you haven’t seen it, please go find it.
Oh yes, I second this. VERY funny!
Actually, it was kind of lame. She just walked past her in a hurry to get past the camera. I doubt she even knew who she was. As much as I wanted to believe it, it was much ado about nothing.
I agree the snub was much ado but nothing, but Lea’s reaction was what made it hilariously awkward. The uncomfortable playing with the hair, the way her smile dropped, the look in her eye, that split second where she realized this moment is going to play out in gifs and memes for the rest of her life…. priceless.
There is THAT. 😉
It was the BEST!!
At the end of the show Lea was talking loudly to Teresa while Andy was doing his wrap-up talking and he said something to the both of them. Lea said she was sorry loudly and continued talking loudly as Andy was finishing up. She still over talked him, he did not look pleased. I won’t be watching her show either, she acted like an 8 year old. Spelling was always my worst subject and I couldn’t spell any of those words the first time around either. Where is Teresa getting the money for those bracelets or are they knock offs?
I’ve always found Lea Michelle to be an insufferable douche. I tried to sit through an episode of WWHL back when Glee was still on the air and really popular. The way she steam rolled over the other guest and even answered his questions for him made me really hate her. I had to stop watching Glee after that and have actively avoided anything she is in.
The “related posts” suggestions are on FIRE lately.