I am not excited in the least to write this recap tonight. It’s been a rough day and THE CRAZY is out of control. I’m having a rough time concentrating and I have a headache from trying. I say all that to say this recap will probably suck. But here goes nothing!
We are starting with the Balls Voyage Party which is unexpected because I figured that would be last. Vicki is still sick and will miss the party on the yacht. Right away Jim and Doug bond over the topic of vasectomies. Jim explains that he banked some sperm that was use to make the last kid. Jim posted on social media today that one of his daughters was at the concert where the massacre happened last night. Thankfully she is fine. Doug says he just banked some today.
Lydia has hurt feelings because she was left out of the dinner. It doesn’t seem like anything happened at the dinner anyway, other than Kelly pissing off Peggy. Then we get dueling conversations. They guys are talking about breast cancer in intimate detail, and the girls are discussing the vasectomy process in great detail. Ew. Oh dear God. After the commercial we actually go to the vasectomy. I can’t.
Then Kelly goes to get a colonic. No. Vicki shows up as well. Along with her medical records to prove she had Influenza-B. Because, Vicki. I am literally nauseous watching this. I am going to flip over to The Voice so I have some room to fast forward. I am physically ill.
After a quick song, I am back in Orange County and Shannon is crying to her mother about her weight gain. I can relate to this so much. She is not happy with herself and she feels like David is no longer attracted to her. The distance between the two of them has her thinking about the affair. YES! Her mother sends her to get her hormones checked. Shit. I just remembered I have to take out the trash. UGH.
Apparently, David asking Diko to clarify Peggy’s health status regarding cancer, really irritated Diko and he brought it up to Peggy. So I suppose that will be another argument that Peggy has. Poor David can’t catch a break. At dinner she’s quite snippy with David. Then David was randomly mean to her. This is not pretty. It’s very awkard.
Vicki and her family seem like the most normal bunch on this episode. That’s saying something. Vicki and Tamra are both still trying to get together and hash out their differences. They finally agree to meet for coffee.
Next week: Vicki and Tamra meet. Diko confronts Shannon about David’s “interrogation.”