Dolores Catania: “Look loyalty up in the dictionary and you’ll find my face.”
It should be photo, not face. Dolores’ loyalty to Kim D. this season gets her in a lot of hot water.
Melissa Gorga: “The only life I envy is my own.”
Seems to foreshadow more stupid Envy hats. What is up the housewives on shows that are supposed to be about rich people, wearing trucker hats?
Margaret Josephs: “I bring the power, the pigtails, and the party.”
This is a kind of cute tagline, unfortunately Margaret has no power, the pigtails are ridiculous and no one wants to come to her parties. I’m not sure what goes wrong with Margaret this season, but I don’t think it goes well for her.
Siggy Flicker: “My motto is: Know your worth. Leave the rest to your plastic surgeon.”
I do not understand this at all. I get she loves plastic surgery, but a plastic surgeon is not going to raise her children or pay her bills. This one is just gibberish. So I guess it does suit her. She should have gone with “I don’t cry over spilled milk, but I cry about pretty much everything else.”
Teresa Giudice: “If you’re not about the namaste, get the hell out of my way.”
I like it. I don’t think Teresa knows what namaste means, but I like it.
What do you think of these? Rank them from best to worst!
Spent the cloudy day watching Season 4, make up, fight, make up, repeat. Lets face it this has become the Teresa show and her tag line reflects it. Siggys makes no sense, everyone falls in between.
Ok bravo is trying to sabotage these women, the opening and tag lines are horrible and Margaret looks photoshopped in with the ladies in the intro. Why didn’t they shoot a brand new intro? When they decided to make Danielle part time they must’ve had to scrap all the new ideas.
They are all weak…foreshadowing for the season, I assume.
Awful, all of them.
I see the nuts are riding in. Looks like Danielle might be the only one to save this shit show.
A total hot mess, the whole lot.
And I can’t wait! Should I be ashamed? For some reason I’m not.
Tre all day.
I thought Danielle was a HW?
So did her fans, but nope!
http://tamaratattles.com/2017/08/22/danielle-staub-fans-are-furious-she-is-not-a-full-time-housewife-on-rhonj/
Probably because of this…
http://tamaratattles.com/2017/09/10/danielle-staub-is-a-racist-thug/
Has Tre bought a Kardashian “Bootay”?
Well, I like TT’s better. But Teresa’s is funny.
I like Dolores, but her tagline sucks.
Siggy is nuts. Plastic surgery? Is that good to teach your kids?
Margaret seems just odd. Bye, girl.
Melissa’s is offensive to me. I know someone who bragged like that all the time. They are currently in bad shape.
Danielle is a mess.
Not thinking I will watch, just read TT recaps.
Same, definitely only reading recaps.
Geez, I kinda hate all of them. Dina did the namaste thing -“I’m bringing the zen, namaste bitches”. I find their use of the word annoying and stupid.
I could probably spend an hour discussing their outfits-so wretched. They’re all in an 80’s time warp, except for Delores, who must have taken a trip in Doc Brown’s Delorean- what’s that a 50’s prom dress? These are the worst outfits since the show started. What’s up with the pigtails??
taglines are boring and the intro looks so cheap
This entire show appears to be cheap, among other things. This feels like the long slow good bye to me-T’s jail time held up last season’s arrival til about 21 months ago, right? And now we have waited well over a year for this season, I think- could someone verify my dates? That is my sense any way.
I look at the cast and know there is NOTHING aspirational or educational to be gained from watching their show, so what is the point of keeping the doleful, mindless Dolores and Siggy, or Missy, let alone adding
Chrissy( Suzanne Sommers ) II, Margaret? It reminds me of the witch in the Wizard of OZ ,”I’m shrinking, I’m shrinking…” as they disappear. Maybe Danielle brings some distraction and fits in with her gang-related scum friends, but other than that, what do we have here?
I felt very strongly about supporting Teresa when Bravo was going after her in so many obvious ways,
and there were serious issues about the legitimacy of some of the charges and their handling.
It felt at times like she had been badly set up, lied about and mistreated, and Bravo kept stringing a whole lot of people as they implied they would finally let the truth out, about Missy and Joe and their lives, about Chris and Jaq, Al and Caroline- but none of it happened as they promised to even the playing field by disclosing the truth. The only hope would be that this is finally that moment.
My problem is they have kept it out for so long to allow emotions to cool and peoples’ interest to wane, and that is exactly what has happened. And Teresa has made enough of her own mistakes, while the OG’s of other shows have made horrific ones as well. All of it leads to declining interest , certainly from the levels of support she once enjoyed, and the show did as well.
Separate from the criminal issues, which are enough in and of themselves, these women come across as goons, I’m very sorry to say. The willingness to grow and learn doesn’t seem to be there, nor does sheer brainpower. I hope they prove me wrong ,but doubt it. Where is the redeeming reason to keep coming? Other than the G girls, I think the producers have stacked the deck here, in the wrong direction.
Go ahead, yell at me-
TT, can you please delete my previous comment? I have no Idea why my whole name is there?
Got you covered. 🙂
OMG….Thank TT! Now as I was saying…..Is it me, or are these the worst taglines in HW history!
If we see daughters upset, Teresa faking it is not there fault daddy’s away, Siggy cries over the show she knows what it’s about, and Melissa acts like she is 24 and super hot.
And Dolores living back with her ex, her kids and him treating her like she is stupid, the tag lines will be the least of my frustration. I’m dreading, but will read the recap, then decide.
What’s really sad, I can relate to some of the Italian family and dynamics.
But sadly, season one, and even parts of the twins family dynamics reminded me of uncles, aunts, the food, family get togethers. Women (over 50 years ago) the men would yell to get em a beer, it was no big deal, just our life. These fools ruined A LOT. I know my 80 year old mom loved this and Mob Wives. (Let that, be all the memories, lol).
(Now my mom is dancing or partying every night, so much better choice, lol)
This show needs to be totally revamped!
As for the taglines I think Teresa, Melissa and the new wife, Margaret all have OK taglines.
I have just have to say I didn’t watch last season beyond the 1st episode and the current stories all over the internet about Teresa is now blaming Joe reminded me of Season 4 when Caroline and Teresa’s friendship started falling apart, Caroline basically prophesied that this day would come where there would legal consequences for Joe and Tre’s finances and while Joe was away Teresa would set the stage to be the victim and leave him.
Caroline took a lot of heat for those comments at that time but the die hard Tre-huggers will never admit Caroline was right.
This use to be on of my favorite HW shows along with NY , BH and Atlanta. I’m now only watching NY and BH and I hope to be able to tolerate Atlanta again. I’m on the fence about whether or not I will give this season of NJ a try but I’ll definitely read Tamara’s recaps which are often better than the show.
Also, I don’t think Teresa even knows how to spell “Namaste”. I listened to her book while I was working and omg. I’ve heard 2nd graders read better than her
The intros don’t seem to relate to any of the promos I’ve seen. Siggy and the cake? More than annoying. And every time I see Danielle my skin crawls. She is a special kind of disgusting. I can’t believe they have stooped so low as to bring her on. I will not watch her. The rest are all so very unlikeable and hopelessly boring. I will read TT’s recaps.
Just a comment to fix what I keep somehow messing up. Sorry. (My name?)
The new one looks like Chrissy from Three’s Company with those lame pony tails.
I am trying not to comment on the shows that I don’t watch anymore because I think if I can’t suffer through it with you I have no right to blab. But the picture caught my eye. That lady sitting down with the pigtails….I thought is Suzanne Sommers on the housewives now? LOL
Exactly what I said!
Haha! Glad to know it wasn’t just me!
They should just rename this show to Theresa and all her fake friends. The show is basically about Theresa. It is not good anymore and should of been axxed ages ago.
Not watching. Don’t care. Over Felons by Bravo. Refuse to financially support by viewing.