Dolores Catania: “Look loyalty up in the dictionary and you’ll find my face.”
It should be photo, not face. Dolores’ loyalty to Kim D. this season gets her in a lot of hot water.
Melissa Gorga: “The only life I envy is my own.”
Seems to foreshadow more stupid Envy hats. What is up the housewives on shows that are supposed to be about rich people, wearing trucker hats?
Margaret Josephs: “I bring the power, the pigtails, and the party.”
This is a kind of cute tagline, unfortunately Margaret has no power, the pigtails are ridiculous and no one wants to come to her parties. I’m not sure what goes wrong with Margaret this season, but I don’t think it goes well for her.
Siggy Flicker: “My motto is: Know your worth. Leave the rest to your plastic surgeon.”
I do not understand this at all. I get she loves plastic surgery, but a plastic surgeon is not going to raise her children or pay her bills. This one is just gibberish. So I guess it does suit her. She should have gone with “I don’t cry over spilled milk, but I cry about pretty much everything else.”
Teresa Giudice: “If you’re not about the namaste, get the hell out of my way.”
I like it. I don’t think Teresa knows what namaste means, but I like it.
What do you think of these? Rank them from best to worst!