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You are here: Home / Entertainment News / Jax And Brittany Take Kentucky: Goodbye, Kentucky

Jax And Brittany Take Kentucky: Goodbye, Kentucky

September 27, 2017 by tamaratattles 17 Comments

Well, boys and squirrels, the time has come to say goodbye to our old Kentucky home. I am pretty much the only person on the planet who enjoyed this little season. It was summer fluff in a time when I needed some summer fluff. I will however not miss hearing Jax deliver the line, “Britanny is losing her spark” over and over.

I am glad that Jax was respectful to Mamaw for the most part, the entire season. These two seem to have bonded over the course of filming. I trust Mamaw’s instincts. Mamaw says that Britanny is a whole lot like her and if these two stay together, Brittany will be the boss. I agree. But only if Britanny stops bawling during every argument. Sometimes you need to listen to Abby Lee and save your tears for your pillow.

It the last night in Kentucky for our star-crossed lovers and they are going out to eat with all of Brittany’s family for one final get together before they leave the next day. Jax is dying to get home, and doesn’t exactly make Brittany happy. I think Brittany would love for Jax to settle down with her in Kentucky. I don’t think that is as impossible as most people think. Jax has talked a lot about moving back to Florida and becoming a fire fighter after Vanderpump Rules ends. And it has to end right? Seriously, how much longer can these people work at SUR and argue with each other as if they are twenty years old?

The old timey steak house of course has lamb fries,  aka  deep fried lamb testicles. Jax tried them and liked them. Brittany likes them too. Someone asked Jax if they are coming back for Christmas. Jax says they may spilt the time between Kentucky and Florida because he hasn’t been home for Christmas in two years. I believe that is what happened last Christmas. I do recall them being in Florida with his family for sure and I think they swang by Kentucky first. I could be wrong. Then we flash back to Jax telling Mamaw that he would be back for Christmas. Brittany tells us in a talking head that Jax frequently says things and then later denies he said it. Yep, this is a pattern with Jax and I don’t think it is scripted. I think Jax is generally a poor liar who will say whatever he feels the situation calls for, and then deny that he said anything at all. I think he genuinely forgets he said it because he didn’t mean it.

Mamaw seemed to genuinely enjoy Jax at least according to the montage of their bonding we are shown. Their bond seemed a lot more real than his bond with Tan Mom which seemed more like a groupie situation. Mamaw says she likes being Jax’s sidechick. Things are going just great! You know what that means…

While Jax goes to the bathroom, Brittany’s sister gets into Tan Mom’s ear about the fight Jax and Brittany had earlier. This totally violates sister code. She can wait until Brittany leaves to fill her in. Why ruin sweet tea and lamb balls to rehash a fight they seem to have moved past?

After dinner everyone moves over to the bar, and Mamaw goes home to get some rest. The shots begin. This is never good. Jax’s dad tells Jax he is not a hundred percent down with the relationship. He says that Jax is going to have to prove himself over time. Jax says there is no woman on earth that could put up with him the way Brittany does. These are not the kind of words a father wants to hear.

Everyone heads home except for Jax, Brittany and her two best friends. Brittany wants another shot. Before they take their shot, Brittany asks Jax to apologize to her best friend for comments he made to her previously.  Jax, who is several shots in,  once again doesn’t think he has anything to apologize for and says he wants to just drink the shot and get out of there. Brittany starts a toast to her best friends and Jax knocks his back in the middle of the toast with a nice loud, “Goodbye, Kentucky!” tacked on for good measure. Then he asks for another shot.

Cue the baleful sound track and the black screen with the white words…12 hours later. This seems bad.

It is the last day in Kentucky at 9 am and Jax never made it home from the bar. Brittany leaves him a voice mail saying it is time for the dedication of Papaw’s gazebo. Clearly, Jax is passed out somewhere. Brittany made the call sitting on the toilet in the bathroom with the lid down. Why? Was she trying to hide from the cameras?

Apparently they left Hall’s Restaurant to go to a bar. When Brittany tells Tan Mom about Jax’s drunken behavior, Tan Mom is incredulous that Brittany left Jax in town where apparently production put him in a hotel. Brittany feels like Tan Mom is always on Jax’s side.

Jax eventually arrives back on the farm. He is pissed. He feels like he is choosing her family over him. Of course she is you idiot! You are being disrespectful to her friends and family. He’s pissed because her friend Cara said her life was better in Kentucky before she met Jax. In his talking head he says that if she thinks hanging out in Kentucky with toothless people with tons of kids is better, she’s delusional. Brittany tells Jax that she came into his life and worked hard to accept his friends (and ex girlfriends) but he thinks he is better than her sister and her friends.  A huge fight breaks out and Tan Mom had a ringside seat to the whole thing. She does seem to be siding with Jax. Again.

Jax storms off and is intercepted by Mamaw who tells him she wants to start the memorial ceremony. Jax follows Mamaw to the gazebo where the family cries and Jax feels uncomfortable. Afterward, Mamaw tells Jax goodbye and that she is praying for him. Everyone leaves Brittany and Jax to talk alone. Jax refuses to take any responsibility for his behavior. Brittany says she is going to stay in Kentucky for a few more days.  Jax goes home alone.

Ah but don’t you worry your pretty little heads about it, y’all. The star-crossed lovers are still a couple and have been filming Vanderpump Rules together and doing joint appearances. I have a feeling they have been engaged for quite some time. This show was filmed almost a year ago. Tune into Vanderpump Rules, premiering soon for the makeup sex.  Thanks for watching this season with me! And thanks to Lady C for the recaps until she. just. could. not. Bless her heart.

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  1. T D says

    September 27, 2017 at 5:37 pm

    From the Kentucky coal mines to the California sun. Brittany deserves better. Given enough pressure a chunk of coal becomes a diamond in the rough. Jax? Pure tools gold.

    Reply
  2. Adonia Tedeschi says

    September 27, 2017 at 6:41 pm

    Jax came in ‘hot’ from the night before because he was on the defensive. This is what he does when he is wrong.

    Reply
  3. sundayhare3 says

    September 27, 2017 at 6:57 pm

    I absolutely did not hate this at all. I am so sick of the women of Bravo acting like morons and was very happy for some silly, harmless farmatude. I am depressed because Fixer Upper will be done soon and I need some lighthearted stuff. Last night did not, however, lift my spirits. I am glad to hear they are together (I think I am glad). Not sure it’s a good thing for Brit. I love MaMaw and will miss her and I hope we see more exploits in Kentucky.

    I loved her Dad too. Tan Mom not so much. Now I watched Auckland (not coming back) Kentrucky ( one and done) and Fixer Upper. What’s next. I need some STEVE GOLD THERAPY!!!!

    Reply
    • Amanda Elles says

      September 28, 2017 at 3:41 pm

      I would love a Brit & Jack show filmed in Kentucky 1/2 the time and Florida the other half. I love the
      two together but do think Jack needs to act his age, slow down on the liquor, get a respectful job & show more love and affection to Brit. If he did this………she would literally try to climb to the moon for him. He’s
      so lucky she loves him.

      Reply
  4. Bridgett says

    September 27, 2017 at 7:17 pm

    How does no one see that Tan Mom would gladly bang Jax if he only looked her way?! C’mon Brittany, open your eyes.

    Reply
    • Navymommy says

      September 27, 2017 at 8:04 pm

      Word! She’d smear that frosted pick lipstick all over his lipstick.

      Reply
      • Bridgett says

        September 28, 2017 at 10:59 am

        I felt like the progression of her hairstyles were all to impress him…how a mother could push her daughter toward a pathological liar, walking STD/STI like Jax is beyond me.

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  5. Bitca says

    September 27, 2017 at 10:32 pm

    Wow. Tan-Maw is a cross between one of the worst Jane Austen mothers and something out of a novel by Thackeray or Dickens. She’ll do anything to push her daughter to stay with Jax, just to bag some Z-list fame and Reality paper.

    It could be worse, of course:
    a) none of B’s family ended up on Teen Mom
    b) Brittany still has a chance to escape her ‘roided out guy
    c) and–based on a recent attempt to rewatch S1–despite her baffling devotion to Jax, Brit still ranks just behind Ariana as one of the only leads on VDP Rules who is not revoltingly petty and self-absorbed (yeah; the re-watch didn’t work out too well).

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  6. Marsha Marsha Marsha says

    September 27, 2017 at 10:33 pm

    I hope Lady C is ok, saying a prayer for you both.

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  7. CoCo says

    September 28, 2017 at 6:19 am

    Tan Mom is Jax’s groupie and she did side with Jax over her daughter. I loved Mamaw and will miss her. Brittany handles Jax the best out of all his ex-girlfriends, but she needs to stop crying and hold her ground when they fight.

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  8. lilibeesite says

    September 29, 2017 at 2:39 am

    They are cute. I think they are lucky they have two families to spend holidays with even if it is in different states. Jax has a really loyal girlfriend I hope he doesn’t fuck it up. I wish the best for these two. Im not a big VR fan or Jax fan but this show was fun and harmless. Brittany is very cute. She just might be the one to calm this wild boy down. I could see them with lots of babies happy. Bet he is happy it never worked out with Stassi more than ever!!

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  9. lilibeesite says

    September 29, 2017 at 2:46 am

    Also the Brit losing her spark comment was really annoying. She gets home sick you ass! Go with her to visit her family and friends more often or surprise her with her bff and her 18 kids flying out for a week to show you care. Ugg he is so lucky she loves him. Tan Mom is such a weirdo. She really wants to fuck Jax bac!

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  10. Mrs.K says

    September 30, 2017 at 4:01 am

    Brittany posted a pic of herself a few days ago with a huge ring on her engagement finger. She seems to think Jax is a catch. Good luck with that. Lol!

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    • lilibeesite says

      September 30, 2017 at 4:09 pm

      I have seen “bad boy” friends calmed down and become family men when they met the right girl. Maybe that’s the case here. I hope so.

      Reply
  11. Lindsey says

    October 1, 2017 at 9:06 pm

    Brittany and Jax aren’t following each other on instagram anymore. I’m guessing this means that they’ve broken up.

    I’m thinking back to the Pump Rules reunion and how openly disdainful Jax was with Brittany and I can’t help but to wonder if they’ve been broke up for a while. Didn’t Tom and Kristen do the same thing?

    Reply
    • Lindsey says

      October 1, 2017 at 9:08 pm

      And by same thing, I mean that Tom and Kristen pretended to be together for several months so that the demise of the relationship would play out on camera.

      Reply
    • tamaratattles says

      October 1, 2017 at 10:02 pm

      They have commented before about people saying they don’t follow each other on IG. I think they do it just to fuck with us. I think they have been engaged for awhile.

      Reply

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