By Guest Contributor Becky J.
This week, the women in Dallas are preparing for a trip to Mexico. I feel like I barely recovered from the RHONY Mexico trip where Bethenny was naked in the pool, crying with Ramona and Luann just kept falling down.
Mark is giving Cary a hard time about everything again. She blames it on the fact that they are remodeling and expanding their offices. She says you know Mark is stressed when they only have sex once a day. Ugh. How can she put out when he’s such a jerk to her? Apparently, the office receptionist is allowed to bring her infant to work, but Mark is not supportive of Cary going to pick her own daughter up from preschool. He just keeps making snide comments about how she’s leaving him all alone and not pulling her weight. Passive aggressive is such a bad look on a man.
Stephanie and Travis take their boys to see the new house. She is willing to move in if he lets her cover the living room pool and do a million dollar remodel. He agrees, then he and the boys to push her into the pool. Yuck.
Cary and Zuri are doing yoga in matching leggings. It’s freaking adorable. I think men who are jealous of their children are pathetic. Cary says she’s tired of battling Mark.
Brandi is taking LeeAnne to have her breast reduction surgery. During the drive, they discuss how Cary was questioning LeeAnne’s doctor’s credentials. Turns out Cary also gave Brandi a hard time about her doctor when she was having her mommy makeover—told her he had killed people on the operating table. That’s not very nice. When they get to the doctor’s office, we see a blurry version of LeeAnne’s boobs and the nipples are in a really weird place, like at the top of the breast pointing straight up. She should be on Botched.
After the doc and nurse leave the room and are prepping the OR, LeeAnne just lays into Cary again. It seems really odd to me that she’s facing major surgery and all she can do is talk about Cary. Is all misplaced anxiety and anger with this chick. All we see is the door of the exam room, but the ladies are still wearing mics, so we hear LeeAnne say she knows for a fact that Mark gets his dick sucked at “The Round Up” (clubs named after pesticides anyone?) and then some nonsense about how her hands are not knives but they “work quite well.” Implying that she wants to hurt Cary with her hands. Great, it sounds like she’s having a mental breakdown and threatening physical violence again to me.
Dueling surgeries now. Mark and Cary are filming a surgery video for their website, while LeeAnne is getting her surgery done by an OB/Gyn who’s team can’t keep the IV stand from falling over. Cary has decided that this will be her last surgery for while and she’s taking a step back to focus on Zuri. She hasn’t told Mark yet and is planning to do it in the office and on camera so he can’t throw too much of a tantrum. Yikes.
Brandi and Stephanie are bathing suit shopping. Brandi spills all the dirt about LeeAnne threatening Cary right before her surgery. Stephanie co-signs Brandi telling Cary that LeeAnne made threats against her person. This is spinning out of control.
Mark, Cary, D’Andra and Jeremy are on a double date at the gun range. Mark and Cary’s marital problems are obvious. He makes a joke about shooting her. Not cool. Cary is a good shot, Mark is not. While they are at the range, Brandi calls Cary to tell her LeeAnne threatened to strangle her. D’Andra makes excuses for LeeAnne and Mark says maybe Cary should just skip the Mexico trip. Of course. Fucking Mark.
Everybody is packing for Mexico. LeeAnne is still in pain, Kameron is complaining about flying commercial. Brandi is taking pink clothes on purpose to piss Kameron off. The ladies arrive in Mexico and they decided on the rooms like a bunch of adults. Ramona and Sonja should take a note. Brandi, Stephanie, Cary and Kameron all get together in one room and Brandi tells everyone that LeeAnne threatened to hurt Cary with her hands. The retelling is getting more dramatic each time. Brandi is really stirring the pot. Well, this is going to be a fun trip!
Next week: Brandi chases Kameron around with a big black dildo and Cary tells LeeAnne Brandi told her she threatened her life. Sounds like a fun vacation!