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You are here: Home / Entertainment News / Real Housewives of Dallas: Viva La Mexico

Real Housewives of Dallas: Viva La Mexico

September 26, 2017 by tamaratattles 39 Comments

By Guest Contributor Becky J.

This week, the women in Dallas are preparing for a trip to Mexico. I feel like I barely recovered from the RHONY Mexico trip where Bethenny was naked in the pool, crying with Ramona and Luann just kept falling down.

Mark is giving Cary a hard time about everything again. She blames it on the fact that they are remodeling and expanding their offices. She says you know Mark is stressed when they only have sex once a day. Ugh. How can she put out when he’s such a jerk to her? Apparently, the office receptionist is allowed to bring her infant to work, but Mark is not supportive of Cary going to  pick her own daughter up from preschool. He just keeps making snide comments about how she’s leaving him all alone and not pulling her weight. Passive aggressive is such a bad look on a man.

Stephanie and Travis take their boys to see the new house. She is willing to move in if he lets her cover the living room pool and do a million dollar remodel. He agrees, then he and the boys to push her into the pool. Yuck.

Cary and Zuri are doing yoga in matching leggings. It’s freaking adorable. I think men who are jealous of their children are pathetic. Cary says she’s tired of battling Mark.

Brandi is taking LeeAnne to have her breast reduction surgery. During the drive, they discuss how Cary was questioning LeeAnne’s doctor’s credentials. Turns out Cary also gave Brandi a hard time about her doctor when she was having her mommy makeover—told her he had killed people on the operating table. That’s not very nice. When they get to the doctor’s office, we see a blurry version of LeeAnne’s boobs and the nipples are in a really weird place, like at the top of the breast pointing straight up. She should be on Botched.

After the doc and nurse leave the room and are prepping the OR, LeeAnne just lays into Cary again. It seems really odd to me that she’s facing major surgery and all she can do is talk about Cary. Is all misplaced anxiety and anger with this chick. All we see is the door of the exam room, but the ladies are still wearing mics, so we hear LeeAnne say she knows for a fact that Mark gets his dick sucked at “The Round Up” (clubs named after pesticides anyone?) and then some nonsense about how her hands are not knives but they “work quite well.” Implying that she wants to hurt Cary with her hands. Great, it sounds like she’s having a mental breakdown and threatening physical violence again to me.

Dueling surgeries now. Mark and Cary are filming a surgery video for their website, while LeeAnne is getting her surgery done by an OB/Gyn who’s team can’t keep the IV stand from falling over. Cary has decided that this will be her last surgery for while and she’s taking a step back to focus on Zuri. She hasn’t told Mark yet and is planning to do it in the office and on camera so he can’t throw too much of a tantrum. Yikes.

Brandi and Stephanie are bathing suit shopping. Brandi spills all the dirt about LeeAnne threatening Cary right before her surgery. Stephanie co-signs Brandi telling Cary that LeeAnne made threats against her person. This is spinning out of control.

Mark, Cary, D’Andra and Jeremy are on a double date at the gun range. Mark and Cary’s marital problems are obvious. He makes a joke about shooting her. Not cool. Cary is a good shot, Mark is not. While they are at the range, Brandi calls Cary to tell her LeeAnne threatened to strangle her. D’Andra makes excuses for LeeAnne and Mark says maybe Cary should just skip the Mexico trip. Of course. Fucking Mark.

Everybody is packing for Mexico. LeeAnne is still in pain, Kameron is complaining about flying commercial. Brandi is taking pink clothes on purpose to piss Kameron off. The ladies arrive in Mexico and they decided on the rooms like a bunch of adults. Ramona and Sonja should take a note. Brandi, Stephanie, Cary and Kameron all get together in one room and Brandi tells everyone that LeeAnne threatened to hurt Cary with her hands. The retelling is getting more dramatic each time. Brandi is really stirring the pot. Well, this is going to be a fun trip!

Next week: Brandi chases Kameron around with a big black dildo and Cary tells LeeAnne Brandi told her she threatened her life. Sounds like a fun vacation!

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  1. Johnny says

    September 26, 2017 at 2:42 pm

    I spent the entire hour of this show trying to figure out whether Cary has a nanny or a mother to watch that poor child while she’s in Mexico. Please God she didn’t leave that girl alone with the monster…. he’ll be out at the Ramrod or whatever it’s called getting his D serviced and forget he even has a child.

    Also – I’m taking bets that next week’s plot twist is that LeeAnne will identify the owner of the big black dildo as Mark. Just a theory!

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    • Guest Appearance says

      September 26, 2017 at 4:23 pm

      If Mark is cheating, he will send the child to grandma and bring the dates home. I thought Brandi’s marriage wouldn’t last but Mark is ready to walk all because he doesn’t want to compete with a child.

      Lee Anne should have learned from Camille, bad 1st season and humble 2nd season. Then exit.

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    • Jim says

      September 27, 2017 at 3:20 am

      Ramrod, lol. That’s actually in Fort Lauderdale not Dallas.

      I’m intimately familiar with the Round-Up Saloon (gay country bar in Dallas) and the Ramrod having lived in both cities. When I met my partner in 2000, he was remodeling a home in Oak Cliff for the couple who own the Round-Up while he lived in an apartment above their garage in the M streets area. My partner also did some remodeling on their bar for a few months. He also did some work for the manager of the Round-Up as well as their bookkeeper.

      So anyways, the Round-Up isn’t the kind of gay bar where sex is commonplace. My partner and I were young and slutty back then, lol. And we never witnessed or partook in anything naughtier than a quick friendly grope in the bathroom. That kind of behavior causes bars to lose their liquor license. Despite my familiarity, I’m not defending the bar. I just know for a fact that the owners (and management) are smart businessmen who would never allow that kind of activity. It is a very big bar though. So I guess it’s not impossible.

      Now the Ramrod in Fort Lauderdale was something COMPLETELY different. The bar staff didn’t actively encourage naughty behavior. But on busy nights, they would often lose control of the crowd and the dark corners and bathrooms were very, very busy! Heck, the doorman and bartenders would take tricks out to the alley for quickies. At least they had the good sense not to jeopardize their liquor license themselves.

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      • Jim says

        September 27, 2017 at 3:28 am

        By the way, I’d definitely blow Mark in a bar if I had the chance. Yes, I know he’s a major asshole. But he’s my type physically. And I’m still slutty, just a lot older than I was back in Dallas, lol.

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  2. Blahblahblogeh says

    September 26, 2017 at 3:30 pm

    Kind of disturbing how many people are defending Leanne on Twitter. She is literally certifiable.

    I feel bad saying this, but is anyone else getting vibes of Mark physically abusing Cary? The fact that she needed to tell him on camera near people makes me hope he doesn’t do anything worse to her behind closed doors

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    • Johnny says

      September 26, 2017 at 3:55 pm

      Yeah, that reminded me of that RHOBH reunion after Russell died when Taylor Armstrong said that having the cameras around kept her safe from his abuse. I also get “(emotionally?) battered wife” vibes when she goes to ridiculous lengths to make exaggerated claims about their sex life or to justify his control of her wardrobe. If they really are boning several times a day, it’s about control not passion. I just dread their scenes now – this is not entertainment at all for me.

      On a lighter note, at least numbskull Kameron wasn’t on for the first thirty minutes last night! She wasn’t missed.

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  3. Jo DeAngelo says

    September 26, 2017 at 4:15 pm

    Does Bravo need for a HW to kill another or put her in the hospital before they take threats and violence seriously?

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    • tamaratattles says

      September 26, 2017 at 7:30 pm

      THIS! Leanne threatened someone with a KNIFE on the first season. She got a fake anger management class as Bravo’s legal precaution.

      Now she is saying she doesn’t need a knife to take someone out and is threatening to STRANGLE Cary. What is wrong with Bravo.

      On Big Brother several seasons ago the male member of a showmance grabbed a knife and was perhaps pretending??? to slit the girl’s throat. Since then, they don’t give them enough alcohol to get drunk off of, and there are no sharp knives in the house. They won’t even let them have a blender.

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      • Lisaj says

        September 26, 2017 at 8:08 pm

        Leanne is scary and dangerous but so are a few other ones on here. Tagging onto your reply, do the husbands sign the same confidentiality clauses as the women? I was super worried for Carey after her husband heard or would hear the gay comment, they both truly worry me. Can the men talk without repercussion?

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      • Mo says

        September 28, 2017 at 1:07 am

        “They won’t even let them have a blender.”

        I just snort/laughed at that one!

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  4. HW.Fan says

    September 26, 2017 at 5:35 pm

    Not defending the comments made by LeeAnne at all (in fact she both bores and terrifies me in her segments) but I think the message she was trying to convey is that she’s good with her hands and therefore doesn’t require a weapon. Cary can be trying at times but surely a ‘society’ lady such as LeeAnne knows to use her words, not her hands? Speaking of Cary I agree with the comments above, getting major abuse vibes from her. If this show is an accurate representation of her marriage to Mark she should take herself and Zuri and get the fuck away from that patronising, controlling and spiteful little man boy and get on with her life. I wouldn’t be surprised if LeeAnne had hit the nail on her head when she said he whores about town with various male ‘friends’. He seems to view his wife as more of an accessory or oversized Barbie rather than a partner.

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  5. Peachy Keen says

    September 26, 2017 at 5:52 pm

    This is getting a bit strange. Why would Cary leave her daughter with Mark to go to Mexico? His sexual appetite is a bit bizarre. He is obviously jealous of his daughter and Cary’s time with her! Maybe the only thing that kept him in check , in my opinion . was Cary being his nurse. and with him most of the day.

    Strange relationship? We will see in the d=future if all works well!

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  6. Lovher says

    September 26, 2017 at 6:10 pm

    I feel for Cary I really do, no matter how insane Leanne may come off at times I truly believe Mark gets his dick sucked from other men. We can’t forget that this is the same man who was mad because his daughter was at a dinner they were having for friends, really dude? Us gay boys know a downlow man and Mark is definitely that.

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  7. lilibeesite says

    September 26, 2017 at 6:36 pm

    Mark is a sociopath. Cary constantly going on about thier sex life is bizzarre. Something is not right in that house. I feel weird watching them. Leanne is totally nuts.

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  8. Bitca says

    September 26, 2017 at 10:09 pm

    FWIW, Texas Monthly’s online mag has a terrifying archive of articles about the devastating results of the state’s reluctance to rein in deadly surgeons–from cosmetic practices to osteopaths who have crippled or killed patients–it really is a thing there. And Dallas has harbored some prodigious butchers. They don’t like their practices being reg’lated, ya know?

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    • tamaratattles says

      September 26, 2017 at 11:28 pm

      No mam, Miss Bitca, is just waiting for some lady from New York City to explain Texas to us. Aren’t we lucky we gots you.

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    • rebecca says

      September 27, 2017 at 12:30 am

      Oh, please. Texas hardly has the market cornered on iffy types performing sketchy cosmetic surgery procedures. Tune into a few episodes of Botched if you don’t believe me. In the meantime, your reference to Texas as “there” means that you are obviously not “here”. Those of us who are “here” will thank you ever so kindly to stfu.

      Reply
  9. RubyRomaine says

    September 26, 2017 at 10:51 pm

    I disagree with what LeeAnne said because it went too far BUT she was on pre-op medication and I felt Brandi was baiting her by talking about Cary to see a reaction. It was a low blow.

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    • tamaratattles says

      September 26, 2017 at 11:29 pm

      Wow. That is some mental gymnastics, there.

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      • Martin says

        September 27, 2017 at 7:08 am

        I will practice more mental gymnastics 🙂 Bravo has worked very hard to make it look this way, I mean we all knew LA is going to verbally go after Cary, and since we all know from last season she is nuts, we read it as her “old ways”. She was on meds. It was heavily EDITED, Brandi wasnt silent for sure. Who knows what was said. And who cares? She was on meds! And she is nuts! Nuts on meds will go more nuts! (And i am not defending LA – i just dont care this time)

        Brandi is spinning it like crazy. Each time she tells this story it is more “abusive”. She does it because she feels guilty she has chosen LA over Steph for some time. I mean she acts like nasty girl from high school, she just works hard to ridicule LA and bring her down. Disgusting.

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    • Michelle says

      September 27, 2017 at 8:24 am

      If she were on meds, would Brandi still have been in there? I just had surgery, once they injected the meds, my family had to say their good-byes. Plus the staff shouldn’t have left the room once the meds were administered because she would be monitored.

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      • Notbuyingit says

        September 27, 2017 at 3:53 pm

        I agree with you. They don’t leave you with friends or relatives once the meds are administered. This line of reasoning sounds like a good excuse for LA to explain her words. I do agree that each time Brandi tells the tale, it changes. Telephone game anyone?

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        • GreyK says

          October 4, 2017 at 11:59 am

          They don’t give you any anesthesia meds until they take you to holding or the OR but it’s not unusual for them to give you something like Valium or Xanax for anxiety while you’re still in pre op.

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  10. cvst says

    September 27, 2017 at 1:51 am

    LeeAnn needs to go. She’s nuts and not fun to watch. As for Cary, I trust what she has to say about whether or not LeeAnn’s doctor is truly board certified. She’s a medical professional. The only board certified that matters is what’s recognized by the American Board of Medical Specialties and guess what?? There’s no specialty for Hormones!!

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  11. cvst says

    September 27, 2017 at 2:16 am

    Dr Robert True is only board certified in obstetrics and gynecology. He is NOT board certified in plastic surgery nor is there such a thing as board certified in hormone replacement. This information can be verified online. You can start by looking up the sprecialties recognized by the American Board of Medical Specialties. Then go to the website for each of the specialties (American Board of Obstetrics and Gynecology and the American Board of Plastic Surgery). You will find Robert True board certified in only ONE specialty. LeeAnn can’t handle the truth.

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    • Jim says

      September 27, 2017 at 3:35 am

      Can someone please explain about the makeup compact taped between the breasts that the doctor suggested? What’s that supposed to accomplish and where would you tape it?

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      • Martin says

        September 27, 2017 at 7:09 am

        I second that question!

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      • cvst says

        September 27, 2017 at 1:05 pm

        Have no idea. Not only is Dr True NOT a board certified plastic surgeon, he’s not a plastic surgeon. Period! I had breast reduction surgery performed by a board certified plastic surgeon in Chicago who was considered one of the top doctors in the city. The surgery was done in the hospital, I spent one night there, and at no time did he ever use a level (used in construction) nor did he recommend I buy a compact to put between my breasts!! WTH??? He marked me up without the use of tapes and levels because he knew what he was doing!!! And after surgery I recovered in a surgical recovery room where I was closely monitored. I healed beautifully. For a gynecologist to pass himself off as board certified in plastic surgery when he isn’t is APPALLING!!

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  12. Martin says

    September 27, 2017 at 7:16 am

    In my opinion Mark is not gay, he is probably sex addict, or at least he has huge libido and needs to put his booboo in every hole he sees. Doesn’t matter if it is a boy or a girl.

    To be honest he is the one who is really scary in my opinion – not LeeAnn.Real beasts lurk in shadows.
    Cary wants to spend more time with her child because it means spending less time with abusive husband.

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    • Jim says

      September 27, 2017 at 8:03 am

      Totally agree about Mark not being gay. He’s just a horndog with no boundaries. My partner is a horndog too and he had a 3 way with a straight couple about 7 years ago. He’s 100% gay but it seemed like a good idea at the time, lol. We have an open relationship but I still found it a bit shocking, lol.

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  13. Liza says

    September 27, 2017 at 8:08 am

    I’m loving RHOD this season. Mark is obsessed with his wife in a gross way. I bet their divorced in 1.5

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  14. Terri says

    September 27, 2017 at 2:57 pm

    I think you may be on to something when you said LeeAnn should have been on Botched. Depending on what this non-plastic surgeon did to her, she may end up consulting with Dr. Dubrow.

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  15. Peachy Keen says

    September 27, 2017 at 3:14 pm

    I think most women realize that OB-GYN’s perform surgery all the time. C Sections, fibroid removals etc.
    Boob jobs are not their forte.

    Why would Lee Ann’s fiance allow it? Doesn’t make sense!

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    • Terri says

      September 27, 2017 at 3:16 pm

      Maybe she got free surgery for advertising the doctor’s practice on the show. I doubt her fiancé has any more control over her than anyone else in Dallas.

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      • Peachy Keen says

        September 27, 2017 at 3:20 pm

        Very true….

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    • tamaratattles says

      September 30, 2017 at 7:19 pm

      Please read the commenting rules and use people’s actual names. Thanks.

      Reply
  16. Auntie Velvet says

    September 27, 2017 at 4:04 pm

    I know it sounded like Cary was being “mean” when she told Brandi about people dying on the plastic surgeon’s table before Brandi’s surgery with that doctor. But if you’re in the industry, as Cary is, and you know of practitioners who are considered dangerous, it’s natural to try to scare your friend out of going to him. Same with the warning to Leeanne.

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    • Johnny says

      September 27, 2017 at 4:13 pm

      Yeah, I think Cary had good intentions when warning Brandi and even LeeAnne about their shady surgeons. She’s a medical professional and her husband has a big practice to protect – if something went wrong for her girlfriends and she’d said nothing to warn them, she’d look thoroughly unprofessional if she had information that could have helped them.

      I remember on Real Housewives of Miami with all the discussion about Mama Elsa’s terrible surgery – two or three times at reunions and on WWHL, Lisa Hochstein was put on the spot and asked if her husband could do anything to help Elsa, and she’s certainly no medical professional, and Lenny doesn’t even do facial surgery! I can see why Cary would want to make her opinion known upfront.

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  17. G says

    September 28, 2017 at 10:22 am

    Maybe it’s just me but where was Carey’s daughter last season? It seems like she is going for mother of the year award with as much as she is on the show. Mark is a total dick. I do not believe they have sex 5x a day. Seriously !!!! Is he nailing her in between boob jobs?????

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