It has been a long season and people have been pissed off about Paul, but as usual I’ve loved every minute. Tonight, Cheryl B is finally going to understand how the final HOH works and that will make us all feel better. So Let’s get on with the show. I am going to make this recap quick because no one will care about anything much other than who wins. And I had a personal setback today so I am actively drowning my sorrows. Plus it is TWO FUCKING HOURS.
First HOH Unicorn Farts
Christmas encourages Josh to drop! I get that Josh had a lot more weight to deal with with two people with a lot of upper body strength, but DAYUM Christmas is a cunt, Paul wins and fake cries in DR. Christmas fake cries in DR.
Second Part of HOH Knock Em Down
I keep pausing because I am crushed about not getting something I really wanted and desperately needed. I am a bit heartsick. This round took over six hours for completion. Both Josh and Whatsherhame say it was the hardest comp ever and they didn’t know the answers to half the question. Josh won. This whole HOH comp was set up to let Christmas win, as was the first one, yet she sucked.
Paul cries in the APSR because he knows (thinks?) he has it in the bag against Josh. The last step is to keep Josh from choosing Christmas. Christmas cries to the camera and talks about how she could have won with a broken foot. All Josh wants is to win. He is confused about what to do. He still is thinking about getting Paul out. YES PLEASE.
I love Josh.
Dr. Will’s BB Roundtable
This is where production decides who wins. Everyone seems to hate Christmas. But that is fine because production knows she is not top two. Raven says she hoped it would be Christmas and when Kevin walks in she says she knew it would be him. Mark makes it VERY CLEAR, everyone hates Raven as much as we do. Please Click here for why. I also think Mark was the hottest guy in the house. Matt says “The Incredible Sulk” has started already. Fuck you Matt and your blowup dicksucking grifter.
Kevin says the plan for him was for Paul to take him off, he got surprised. Alex is like, shocker! Everyone is dissing JOSH. This cold be great news for Josh, They try to mislead us.
I do not want to recap anymore. Dr Will tries to convince people to vote for Josh. Raven defends Paul this is good for Josh. This is too much heavy editing to take seriously.
HOH FINAL THREE
I can’t believe I am saying this but I have a personal situation going on that is more important that the Big Brother finale. So here we go. JOSH WINS! JOSH WINS!
OMG PLEASE TAKE CHRISTMAS! Fucking Christmas gives a stupid speech. PLEASE TAKE CHRISTMAS!
FUCK XMAS IS OUT.
I can’t anymore. I have so much personal shit going on. Things are happening in real time. Sorry it is really bad timing.
I have to lay down, I am posting, now .