I got busy with other issues today and forgot about this recap until just now. Probably because, Tamra. Last night’s episode of RHOOC was the 200th. So that means if you watched them all you wasted eight days and eight more hours of your life watching RHOOC. Just let that soak in for a minute. Also Tamra really did cut her hair this time. It looks good on her.
Tamra is given the floor to set straight the Eddie is gay rumor. Eddie is in the audience looks like his old super hot self again. He’d been looking a little peaked on the show. Tamra says the entire thing was set up by Vicki as you could tell by the bad acting. Tamra has picked up on the politically correct commentary out of her PC Handbook: Chapter 69 What To Do If You Or Your Partner Is Accused Of Being Gay. There you she found a little speech designed to deflect from the sexuality of the person in question by accusing the questioning of hating gay people. Also, remind people what year it is. Then declare your love and adoration of gay people everywhere. If it’s really bad, make a donation to the Trevor Project and challenge the questioner to match it.
Oh wait, she has a gay hairdresser who was gay bashed today. The police were involved and everything. That was good fortune for her. Eddie looks very sexy with his black bandana? scarf? jauntily tied around his neck by the way. There was also a “So what if he was gay? Who is she to pull him out of the closet?” tossed in for good measure. She says the whole thing was kind of sick.
If you thought Leeanne was batshit crazy on this week’s episode of RHOD, you ain’t seen nothing yet. Next week, Leeanne goes to get her boobs done and Brandi gets stuck going with her. Behind closed doors with her surgeon, Leeanne tells him that Cary’s husband gets his dick sucked at the round up and she knows the boys who did it. WTMF??? Then she rambles on to something I still don’t understand about growing up with thing in her hands that were not knives, they were just hands. Is she talking in tongues? Has the Good Lord moved anyone to translate this? Please advise.
If the name Keith Morrison was unfamiliar to you, he’s the silver fox from Dateline and Andy has lots of questions for him. Andy must have written them because they were too dumb to mention. Ditto the game that followed. Keith is kind of goofy on this show.
People on-line think Tamra’s haircut looks an awful lot like Vicki’s. Tamra and Heather are talking again. Heather was having a hard time with the show being on and being fired. People ask her if she is a Christian why is she so judgey. She responds with “What am I judging?” Andy suggests Vicki as an option. Tamra says she is not judgey, she’s opinionated. Then mocks Vicki with, “I didn’t lie, I fabricated!” Touche
Just as I thought this was a really stupid game, Keith blows me out of the water with his Dateline reading voice. They have given him random things to read in his scary voice. I usually just listen to these games but I have to completely stop recapping because I am hanging on every word. That was the most epic dramatic reading I have ever heard. It was the IMdb synopsis of the movie Glitter, Hickory, Dickory Dock, and Miranda rights. It was compelling. Go see if it is on WWHL on YouTube. I know this sounds crazy but I am serious and stone cold sober!
A caller from Indiana sounds like a sweet old lady. Keith notices and immediately says, “I love this lady!” Then she asks Tamra, “When will you EVER clean up your foul mouth?” And I think Keith loves her even more. Tamra says “Probably never. I love Jesus and I cuss too. I’ve tried my hardest but it’s just not happening.”
As I was just writing that this was one of the best WWHL of all time, Andy did Mazel and Jackhole.
For no stated reason he made Jedediah Bila his jackhole.
He literally can’t make it through a half an hour without being a piece of shit.