I got busy with other issues today and forgot about this recap until just now. Probably because, Tamra. Last night’s episode of RHOOC was the 200th. So that means if you watched them all you wasted eight days and eight more hours of your life watching RHOOC. Just let that soak in for a minute. Also Tamra really did cut her hair this time. It looks good on her.
Tamra is given the floor to set straight the Eddie is gay rumor. Eddie is in the audience looks like his old super hot self again. He’d been looking a little peaked on the show. Tamra says the entire thing was set up by Vicki as you could tell by the bad acting. Tamra has picked up on the politically correct commentary out of her PC Handbook: Chapter 69 What To Do If You Or Your Partner Is Accused Of Being Gay. There you she found a little speech designed to deflect from the sexuality of the person in question by accusing the questioning of hating gay people. Also, remind people what year it is. Then declare your love and adoration of gay people everywhere. If it’s really bad, make a donation to the Trevor Project and challenge the questioner to match it.
Oh wait, she has a gay hairdresser who was gay bashed today. The police were involved and everything. That was good fortune for her. Eddie looks very sexy with his black bandana? scarf? jauntily tied around his neck by the way. There was also a “So what if he was gay? Who is she to pull him out of the closet?” tossed in for good measure. She says the whole thing was kind of sick.
If you thought Leeanne was batshit crazy on this week’s episode of RHOD, you ain’t seen nothing yet. Next week, Leeanne goes to get her boobs done and Brandi gets stuck going with her. Behind closed doors with her surgeon, Leeanne tells him that Cary’s husband gets his dick sucked at the round up and she knows the boys who did it. WTMF??? Then she rambles on to something I still don’t understand about growing up with thing in her hands that were not knives, they were just hands. Is she talking in tongues? Has the Good Lord moved anyone to translate this? Please advise.
If the name Keith Morrison was unfamiliar to you, he’s the silver fox from Dateline and Andy has lots of questions for him. Andy must have written them because they were too dumb to mention. Ditto the game that followed. Keith is kind of goofy on this show.
People on-line think Tamra’s haircut looks an awful lot like Vicki’s. Tamra and Heather are talking again. Heather was having a hard time with the show being on and being fired. People ask her if she is a Christian why is she so judgey. She responds with “What am I judging?” Andy suggests Vicki as an option. Tamra says she is not judgey, she’s opinionated. Then mocks Vicki with, “I didn’t lie, I fabricated!” Touche
Just as I thought this was a really stupid game, Keith blows me out of the water with his Dateline reading voice. They have given him random things to read in his scary voice. I usually just listen to these games but I have to completely stop recapping because I am hanging on every word. That was the most epic dramatic reading I have ever heard. It was the IMdb synopsis of the movie Glitter, Hickory, Dickory Dock, and Miranda rights. It was compelling. Go see if it is on WWHL on YouTube. I know this sounds crazy but I am serious and stone cold sober!
A caller from Indiana sounds like a sweet old lady. Keith notices and immediately says, “I love this lady!” Then she asks Tamra, “When will you EVER clean up your foul mouth?” And I think Keith loves her even more. Tamra says “Probably never. I love Jesus and I cuss too. I’ve tried my hardest but it’s just not happening.”
As I was just writing that this was one of the best WWHL of all time, Andy did Mazel and Jackhole.
For no stated reason he made Jedediah Bila his jackhole.
He literally can’t make it through a half an hour without being a piece of shit.
I never miss Dateline, love it, love Keith Morrison.
I was surprised at the thought of anyone on with him, let alone Tamra?
Glad it sounds like it went good.
I will watch just for his Dateline voice, lol.
I just don’t like Tamra but as long as she doesn’t care about the rumors no one else should unless they have video of something recent. Tampa probably still wouldn’t care. She’s happy with Eddie and I don’t think she can handle the added stress of video footage.
I remember those days when Andy was likeable, so I stopped watching WWHL to preserve my fantasy of his tolerability. He does better with the reunion shows than this setting.
I loved Keith Morrison on WWHL–and he leaned! He was great.
Tamara’s make-up was too dark but her hair looked good. Why is she on so frequently?
I let it sink in. Damn, that is profound. 8 days and 8 hours. So ridiculous to think about that.
Of all the housewives on NY , OC, BH and the personalities on Southern Charm Tamara is the only
one I could actually envision myself slapping the sh@t out of and daring her to get up off the floor for more,
She doesn’t have a manufactured ‘story line’ . She’s a junk yard bitch with a foul mouth incapable of even pronouncing words….and that is her story line and why nasty Andy loves her…..they are fellow gutter mates wallowing in the slime.
Even looking at her is revolting to me…..she’s nasty.ugh
I’d rather be locked in a room with dolphin voice than this screeching trash.
Keith. why did you so on this show! He maintained his class with all ANdy’s stupid games.
I really like her hair. It looks like Bethany’s initial layered bob. But, too much make-up.
Hair is great, make-up looks like a dry run for Halloween!
It looks like Vicki’s hair.
She was giving me Donna Mills Knots landing flashbacks… maybe it was the makeup.
YES! The eye shadow I think! I miss Knots Landing. Back in the day, my mom was the original show recapper – she would write out, using secretarial shorthand, what happened on Knots for me when I had to work and couldn’t watch with her. Then she would rewrite it in longhand and leave for me to read the next morning. She used to put in all kinds of snarky remarks too that would crack me up.
I miss my mom too. 🙁
Oh Sam!! That sounds so awesome! I know she was a great mom!
I was interested to learn Keith was Matthew Perry’s stepfather since 1980. Tamra sucks like her show but I also loved Keith reading stuff in his scary Dateline voice!! He more than made up for Tamra being there!
OK just so over hearing Tamra say “you just don’t go after someone’s husband”
She didn’t ever seem to have this morality problem when attacking Simon, Slade, Jeff, Don, Brooks, Jim, Jimmy, others???
Both on her own and alongside Vicki!!
Doesn’t taste so good to be on the receiving end!
Keith was awesome ! Tamra gives off the vibe as being Christian for a story line. She is fake ,hateful and unwatchable. Her hair looks nice and just like Vicki’s. Her face was overdone but she looked nice from a distance. Andy has been doing better with his ties, good boy!
That was Tamra ? Whose face did she borrow ?
Keith Morrison was so random to the point of it being awkward. I didn’t like Tamara’s haircut or lipstick. She looks better with longer hair. Also, she never actually answered the question about Eddie, only deflected it.