Landon Clements will not be returning to Southern Charm for the upcoming season. Is that thunderous applause I hear? Landon announced on Instagram today that she is not returning after some Internet troll pointed out that she tried to hook up with all of the guys on the show and broke girl code with Chelsea in particular on the Key West trip.
Here is what Landon said:
“Girl code? Thats so silly I’ve never been anything but friends with all of those boys and actually that really hurt my feelings that Chelsea said that as for Shep we fight like brother and sister,” wrote Clements, 35. “I won’t be returning this season and heading back to California to pursue my career in real estate. ✌?”
First of all, her storyline ended last season and she knew it. That is why she got her real estate license renewed. Why she did it in California was always a mystery because South Carolina does not have reciprocity with California.
The stories she has told up to now were running some sort of second hand store in Charleston, running a website named Roam which she hoped would lead to free travel, changing the name to Delfino which is Italian for Dolphin because Roam was taken, and finally going to work for Daddy (the biological kind) and managing his properties. That was supposed to be her proposed storyline for the future “working for my Daddy doing nothing sure is hard.” It seems that Bravo passed on yet another storyline for her involving imaginary jobs.
Now, I have my suspicions about Landon…Thomas has new “girlfriend” from California. Actually it is the same girl he…”dates” when he is in California. Perhaps Landon is going to try the polo stable out in Santa Barbara to try to land man. I looked for a link to what thought was probably a blind. I can’t find it either way but the gist of that story is that there are condos on the Polo Grounds in Palm Springs where the owner houses young women to provide companionship for visiting polo players from out of town. But now that I think about it, Landon is too old for that particular opportunity.
Oh , I Found the story, go read what my local spy has to say about Thomas’ “girlfriend.” Rumor has it she has been back visiting with Thomas for a bit. Conveniently, pre-production has rolled into town. It seems like Thomas has been on the casting couch lately for women willing to drive Kathryn crazy next season. He seems to favor this Ashley girl. We will have to see if Haymaker gives her the green light for the role.
It’s interesting that Kathryn claims to have slept with Thomas in NYC after the reunion (that is sort of their tradition) and that was in between visits with Ashley. Also, I was told a few weeks back that Thomas and Kathryn are both living on Daniel Island now. Not in the same place, but Thomas bought a house there after selling the downtown house. It’s one of those planned communities that was somehow allowed to be built on swampland so it probably took a big hit during Irma. Anyway, I was told that Kathryn lived in the same neighborhood. I was also told that Thomas was looking to buy a flop house of some kind in the area for “dates.” Perhaps Thomas has moved Ashley into that spot, if he found one, while she is in town auditioning for the show. With the producers this time, not privately with Thomas. Thomas’ favorite thing is to get Kathryn into a love triangle and watch the two women tangle.
Anyway, production should begin in a week or two on Southern Charm. That seems awfully early to me, but that’s what I am being told. I’m not exactly sure who is coming back just yet because production isn’t either. Haymaker seems to take FOREVER to get out the contracts for this show.
Now everyone shout it with me. One, Two Three… WE ARE DOLPHIN FREE!