We begin after the usual endless recapping of the previous episode, with Paul nominating Paul and Kevin. Josh lets us know that Kevin is the target.
Yay we are going to the jury house where all of the people who Paul fucked over live. Cody is miserable in the jury house and Matt and Raven are not even there yet. He seriously might bail when Raven shows up. Cody literally refuses to acknowledge Matt at all. When Matt talks to him directly he just gets up and storms out of the room. Sure, Matt is a pussy. But Cody is acting like an ass.
When Jason arrives, he has the video of the ridiculous race where EVERYONE took turns false starting to give the Christmas the HOH. Everyone is infuriated. Jason still blames Alex for his eviction.
Julie makes fun of Raven’s thoughts on how she played the game before showing us her arrival to the jury house. See? There are still reasons to watch! Jason gets emotional when he sees and emotional Alex win the HOH and dedicate it to him. Now Jason is even more confused. Raven lets him know that Alex was blindsided by Jason’s eviction. Now Jason has the sads. He is also mad that Alex didn’t put up Paul. Raven pipes up to say she wants Paul to go to the end. Cody says nothing but his face says everything we are thinking about that comment. Then Raven goes on to say that she and Matt had an alliance with Paul. They try to point out that he had an alliance with everyone, but Raven is clear that they knew about all the other alliances (she did not) and, wait for it… Raven says that she and Paul were the puppetmasters of the house and his alliance with Maven was his true alliance. So someone asks why she and Matt are both sitting in jury? This idiot is dumber than a box of hair. Everyone is laughing at her. She says maybe Paul was not the puppetmaster, but she was, she was pulling some strings and knew what was going on. Elena laughs uncontrollably and says this is hilarious. Because it is fucking hilarious.
When Alex shows up, she’s wearing her HOH Revengers costume. Jason feels terrible for all the horrible thoughts he had about her. Jason then tells Alex that Raven and Matt think they were the puppet masters of the season. Its just such a ridiculous concept. Everyone in the jury house hates Maven. Mark tells them all they did was play house the entire season. They never won a single comp. Raven says they were helping Paul pull strings. Elena pipes up with “everybody does.” Right now Matt, Raven and Alex are all voting for Paul to win. Cody, Mark and Elena will vote for Josh. Jason may vote with Alex. Kevin will vote for Paul. Christmas will vote for Paul. The mother fucker is going to win.
It’s time for the veto comp. It’s the days comp. It’s a cute set up though. Kevin will suck at this because no one studied with him. Oddly, Xmas loses the first round. Josh seems to be faster than Paul. Wait, if Christmas would have won veto, how would that work. If she takes off Josh there is no one to put up?
Paul chooses not to use the veto. Christmas votes out Kevin. Kevin leaves with such class. Please vote for him for AFP!