I hate this episode already. I know Andy just got back from hiatus, but I am so ready for him to go on another one.
Brandi and Stephanie literally talk like twins. They answer Andy’s questions in unison and finish each others sentences. Good for them, I suppose.
Andy says that Leeanne wrote in her blog she has been in Brandi’s home many times. Brandi says Leeanne has been in her home one time and that was before she found out she called her stupid and a bad mother.
Next week D’Andra invites all the ladies to an “Honest Tea” where everyone shares their grievances. Shockingly, this ends with lots of tears and Stephanie two-fisted drinking.
A caller asks Brandi if her kids are still scared of LeeAnne and she also asks Andy to tell the truth… is he also a little bit scared of LeeAnne? Because the caller sure is afraid of LeeAnne. Andy says he is not afraid of LeeAnne. Brandi says her kids think LeeAnne is some sort of a witch with her dark hair and dark, low voice. Also, they know she makes their mother cry.
They are all mildly supportive of Kameron’s pink dog food idea. It was all sort of live and let live.
Next week’s RHOOC looks like a whole lot of drama. Vicki, Kelly and Peggy all have on hashtag t-shirts indicating they are on their own team. Tamra screams at Vicki for lying about cancer and Vicki screams at Shannon that she has a bad husband. So more regurgitation of last season.
Brandi says she has spoken to her grandmother and that there are two sides to the story and we will hear more on that soon. So apparently it plays out on the show.
Stephanie says that Travis does often make huge purchases without consulting her first. It’s not just houses it’s six figure cars. Stephanie said she had a much bigger reaction when the cameras left.
Brandi’s brother-in-law calls in to ask what they learned between season. Brandi says she talks about poop too much, Cary says she discovered that her jokes are not funny and Stephanie said she doesn’t speak up when she should.
The game is facts about the ladies. Cary had sex with Lance Armstrong on a private plane. They dated for six months. Brandi was voted most likely to marry a millionaire in high school. Stephanie lost her virginity in the back of a bedroom closet.
Cary says she finds it insulting when women call her husband gay and mean it as an insult. Mmmm okay.
None of them are particularly fond of the new housewives. Stephanie says they can be a bit pretentious. None of them are on good terms with LeeAnne.