I am super excited by the double eviction tonight. I love this game no matter how it plays out. It’s just fascinating how they managed to cast an entire house full of people who don’t seem to want to play the game. You would think there would be one or two people who wanted to actually win $500,000. I am excited to see who goes home in the DE tonight. I have a feeling we will have a long comp, like maybe the chicken coop HOH for the second HOH of the night. I have not seen anything on the live feeds about tuning in for an endurance comp tonight though.
I am thrilled that Alex is going to get blindsided tonight after being so excited that Kevin is going home. I think Josh talked to Jason and told him that he is going home tonight. I have not seen Josh cry about blindsiding Jason. Josh seemed to threaten to vote out Kevin in the DR. It doesn’t seem like Jason knows he is going. Kevin thinks he is going. This could be a true blindside.
Alex is wearing Jason’s Whistle-Nut shirt. Josh sobs in the DR when he votes to evict Jason. It’s a tie, and Christmas will be sending Jason home. Alex goes to hug Josh. Jason is shocked. Christmas cries as she voted to evict Jason. Josh is sobbing. Jason is so pissed he storms out of the house without saying goodbye to anyone, even Alex. Josh is hysterically apologizing to Alex. Paul is screaming at Josh and comforting Alex. Kevin has no clue what is going on. It’s chaos.
Jason is completely blindsided. He’s furious. He tells Julie he just wants to go back in there for five minutes. Julie says for the safety of the house guests, that would not be a good idea.
Wow, Josh totally blew up Paul’s game to Jason. In his good-bye message he said it was all Paul’s idea and he is in a final three with Christmas and Paul. Jason is furious with Paul. Paul’s goodbye message was a total lie and it was obvious after seeing Josh’s emotional good-bye.
The first HOH is questions. Alex is crying in her box. Alex gets all the questions right and wins. Paul hugs her and gloms on to her. She puts up Kevin and Raven. GOD SHE IS SUCH AN IDIOT! She should have put up Paul and Christmas.
The veto is the find the clown shoe comp. Except it is finding limes in a lemon truck. You have to drop four limes in your tube, they have to go up and down stairs so Christmas is unlikely to win. Josh found the first lime, but it missed the tube. No one’s limes are going in. JOSH WINS! Please let them vote out Raven. I am getting tired of updating her list of lies. This has been the top trending post on the site for DAYS. So I guess for the site, I need her to stay. If Josh takes Kevin off Christmas will go up. I hope Josh is talking to Alex right now and blowing up Paul’s game and getting her to agree to put up Paul. Josh and Kevin would vote Paul out that would be enough. But he chooses not to use it.
Please, Please, PLEASE send Raven to jury to be with her man. And they do! Paul and Christmas vote to evict Raven. But Josh votes to evict Kevin. Didn’t see that Josh vote coming. I thought he liked Kevin.
BYE BYE RAVEN! Raven has a big dramatic meltdown, but the moment she hits the stage she is all smiles and does a fucking cartwheel to the chair next to Julie. PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, JULIE. Have some sort of montage of all her lies ready to play!
She got a LOT of applause from the crowd. Are they on crack? Josh is still crying inside the house. Kevin is like, “I put on a nice suit twice in one episode, and I am still here? Paul is losing his mind. He can’t believe how well his plan worked. Josh goes to the Austin Powers Sex Room and has a total and complete meltdown like a grieving widow over her husband’s grave.
When Julie asks if she is surprised they kept Kevin over her she says, “Well yes and no, I mean I understand why they wanted to keep Kevin around, I mean hello, not much going on there.” Oh put a cork in it bitch. They were sick of hearing your pathological lying. Raven is talking really loud. Julie tells Raven she stayed hunched up with Matt all season and never really played the game. Raven says she played the game very well. She says she threw a lot of comps for Paul. God she is an idiot and her screaming makes my head hurt.
I do not understand the revenger comics thing. There are two evictions next week. One on WEDNESDAY that will be taped, and a live eviction on Thursday.
Julie announces that there will be a Celebrity Big Brother this winter. YES! I AM SO EXCITED!
In the house, Alex is PISSED that they didn’t vote out Kevin, who she hates. Josh says he did vote to evict Kevin, which is smart. Josh and Alex need to have a long damn talk.