Andy starts off the show plugging Porsha Williams and Bethenny Frankel who are both very committed to helping the folks in the Houston area who were displaced by Hurricane Harvey. Bethenny has raised over $200,000 in donations through her B Strong foundation and Porsha is going down to volunteer on Saturday.
Nico says he has no recollection about meeting Brianna in Barcelona so he really doesn’t know if they hooked up on that crazy drunken night.
Andy looks weird. I think he needs a haircut but his face also looks fat. Maybe he’s just really high. I have no idea. It’s just weird. With those eyes, he really has a face for radio.
Oh no! In a sneak peek at next week’s episode it looks like Bruno is in line for a quick ticket home. He was my favorite.
Andy asks them lots of questions about Below Deck Med. There is something really off with this interview. Are they all high? Kate says even if Hannah was slacking off it was dumb of Bugsy to point it out because that is her prerogative as chief stew. Wait, what? It’s the chief stew’s prerogative to slack off and let the others do her job? And screw you Kate for giving me a Bobby Brown earworm for the day.
Kate admits she is not much a hugger. I am bored. Thankfully, Danielle Staub walks onto the set to liven things up. I do not know how to describe her dress. It’s just awful. We get a sneak peek of RHONJ. I’m not impressed. They have a drag queen version of Captain Sandy behind the bar who is in the shot with Danielle. Danielle looks more like the drag queen. After the break, they bring out drag Luann. They play a clip from Andy’s interview with Luann that airs tonight at 11p.m. When he asks about the Countess title, she says that will always be a part of her brand and says it is like Queen Latifah. Is she really a queen?
In other Countess news, Tom, who can’t stand not being in the media every day, decided to release the following statement about the divorce today to E!
“I fell in love, got married quickly and am very sad that two people in love are not together. The publicized reasons for the divorce make for a great Reality TV story line. I wish Luann much happiness and love.” Sounds like he is trying to deny the cheating that Luann alluded to.
In a weird game called Captain Lie, we learn some facts about Captain Lee. He once gave a charter guest as ticket home from their own charter. Captain Lee and his friends were once kicked out of the Dominican Republic for being drunk and rowdy. He once shot flying fish with a shotgun off the bow of a boat.
Erika Jayne shows up and Andy gets super excited. He loves Erika Jayne. All of the Beverly Hills housewives are in town for Fashion Week filming. Rinna’s girls are walking in fashion week for the first time this year. Camille Grammar is with them as well. Andy literally cannot keep his hands off Erika. She says she has new music coming out in December.
Kate doesn’t like Captain Sandy because she thinks she micromanages. Both Kate and Nico said splitting the tips evenly with the green crew was extremely annoying. Bruno is the most clueless crew member. Erika wants to take her glam squad on Below Deck.
Basically, even Erika Jayne could not save this episode.