Every episode of this show I watch, I continued to be shocked at just how stupid the people in this house are. Even though Josh knows what is going on with Paul, he still wouldn’t vote him out if he was on the block. Even if during the double eviction tomorrow night someone gets a clue and puts Paul up, NO ONE IN THIS HOUSE WOULD VOTE HIM OUT. Christmas is just so damn happy with her HOH. She seems not to even realize that Paul has made all the decisions. How is this possible? I’ve never seen anything remotely close to this in any season. Derrick, who won season 16 also won without ever being on the block, but at least that season there were alliances that he was not a part of. I’ve never seen a season without alliances with names. This season, literally the entire house has the same objective, and that is to align with Paul.
Paul literally convinced two people who are on the block to throw the veto competition to him. Again, what is wrong with people. When Josh tries to tell Christmas that Paul is working with everyone, Christmas once again blows him off and in fact she tells Josh to shut up and stop saying that. Josh says he is going to take a shot at Paul. However, no one will vote Paul out except him and he is the only one who will put him on the block. So frustrating. At least he will take Christmas to final two. I think Christmas will take Paul. Because she is an idiot. Also, if Christmas tells Paul that Josh is on to him, Josh will be the next one out of the house.
Bobby Moynihan arrives at the house just before veto to plug his new sitcom. He does several impressions of the houseguests in the DR. Josh was thrilled he came in the house banging pans. The very first thing Raven did was show Bobby her “pacemaker.” Yep, he was just as WTF about it as we were. Paul gives Bobby his friendship bracelet. Bobby tells us in the DR that these people are idiots that should have gotten Paul out at the first opportunity. See? The stars really are just like us!
Everyone is picked for veto except for Josh. Production is giving all the players a series of kicks, punches and slaps to try and knock some sense into them. They have to remember the order of the assaults. I am not making this up. For some reason that is unclear to me, the players all have to wear jorts and suspenders for this challenge. Jason sucks at this game. He said later on the live feeds that he could not feel the kicks. It had something to do with his height. Alex and Paul have to play in a tie breaker that goes on and on and on because they keep tying. Eventually, Paul wins. This is the dumbest game ever. Alex and Jason still think Kevin is going home.
Josh tries to get Paul not to use the veto. Josh points out that it is bad for Joshmas if he uses the veto. Josh tries ONCE AGAIN to get Christmas to listen to him. She is not at all receptive. She is a total bitch to Josh. I hate Christmas.
One more time, Josh tries to get Paul not to use the veto. This time he does it in front of Christmas. Paul shuts him down. Christmas also jumps on him again. I wish he would put them both up and jump over to Alex and Kevin.
Paul takes Alex off the block. Christmas puts up Kevin. Kevin really regrets throwing the race comp for HOH. Josh is doing some big talking some big talk in the DR. Tomorrow is the last double eviction of the season.