Bachelor In Paradise: The End Is In Sight

There doesn’t seem to be a whole lot of interest in Bachelor in Paradise, so I am slowing down on the recaps. Four hours of  show in two days is a lot to recap. Last night, Dean basically told Christina he was dumping her for Danielle, aka D-Lo, because he is an idiot. They got very close during the break and he actually hung out with her off camera for two weeks and developed a relationship with her, then he saw something shiny and went for the next thing. He even said to the camera he knows Christina is the right choice for him, but he took the more dangerous route.  So at the rose ceremony, Christina opted not to give out a rose which resulted in the two guys who came in last night going right back out of the house. This week, there is a final (?) batch of girls coming in. I hope that Danielle loses Dean the same way she got him. That would be excellent karma. Also when Christina left Dean asked to walk her out and she let him. I would not have given him the privilege.

Tonight, Jaime came in the house. I have no idea where she came from, but she is bisexual so there is a lot of talk about who Jaime might choose, a guy or a girl? She ends up choosing Diggy. I would too. He’s the best choice on the island. Dominique was paired with Diggy so she has the sads. 

Twins Emily and Haley are back in paradise. One is interested in Derek (fat chance I think Derek and Taylor may be engaged by now) and the other is interested in Dean. I hope she breaks up Dean and Danielle, but I doubt that as well. They are obnoxious, separately and together. They have a double date card it is the last date card of the season. These two are just annoying AF. When the twins describe their differences, we find out that Haley has the prettiest vagina.  Haley takes Jack Stone because Derek is practically married to Taylor. Dean turned Emily down for the date. Amanda tells Emily to talk to D-Lo. She tells Emily that it’s entirely up to Dean. Emily asks Dean again and he says no again. Emily asks Jonathan aka tickle monster to go with him. Dean agreed to date D-Lo but refuses to give her a taste of her own medicine? I hate Dean.

At the last minute, Jack Stone backs out of the date. Oddly, in a production fuckup. the twins whine about no one wanting to go out with them in the dresses they came in wearing. Even though they didn’t get dumped until they had changed clothes. At any rate, the storm back out and quit the show. They are much happier at the resort they stayed at prior to being on the show. The tickle monster is pissed. In a “it can’t possibly be more scripted” moment, the twins throw scallops on their way out.

Jack Stone swears he could see himself marrying scallop fingers Christen. Robby says he is very serious about Amanda. Derek says the same about Taylor. I think these two really are a thing. Adam says the same about Raven. I do not like this pairing.

Chris Harrison shows up to let them know this is their last day in Paradise.

Next week…will there be any proposals? And there is a great reunion show where Amanda is accused of cheating on Robby and Corrine and Demario finally come face to face.