Tonight, on Big Brother, you will see Paul’s best work of the season. It’s time for the HOH and it’s a track competition. Christmas will be competing on crutches. Paul has instructed everyone to throw the HOH. Let’s watch. Are you surprised that everyone agrees to throw the HOH? On Kevin thinks this is a bad idea. Every single one of them thinks they are Paul’s final two. Idiots.
At the start line Paul tells Kevin to false start on the first race. He argues with him. He wants to at least beat Christmas. He says he will look like an asshole if he loses to the girl on crutches. WHY IS HE LISTENING TO PAUL WHO TREATS HIM LIKE SHIT? Why are any of them? Kevin says to himself, “I could have won this.” And yes, this is the first competition that was literally made for Kevin. Ironically, Alex says, “I can’t believe that Kevin through the comp just because Paul told him to. He is literally going to get himself thrown out of the game because he trusted Paul.” That may be true, but you are and Jason are going to do the same thing, and both of you will be in jury before Kevin. Ha! See there are silver linings to be had in this very, very strange season.
Alex doesn’t even pretend to fake throw it. She just kind of quits. Raven does a terrible job at throwing. Paul does an even worse false start. Then Josh throws it to Christmas. So Christmas wins the race without every hopping a single lap. Jason doesn’t seem to get that everyone threw the comp.
Paul runs right up to Christmas to tell her to put Jason and Alex up with a Kevin backup. By the time Christmas does that, she thinks it is all her idea. By the way, Josh has tried to point out that Paul has a deal with everyone but she just blows him off and acts like that is crazy talk.
I hate all the stupid hiding Alex does to scare people.
The Tree of Temptation was a total production flop.
I am voting for Kevin for America’s Favorite Player.
Because the only strategy is “Do whatever Paul says” there are no alliance groups to check in with and they just run stupid scenes of Alex pranking people and Christmas literally talking to her belly button.
Alex seems to think she and Jason are running the house this week. Alex asks Jason what they should do, do they need to back door Kevin? Alex has already volunteered to go on the block next to him. Jason says there is no need to backdoor Kevin. This is true, Kevin hasn’t won at thing. Alex says it would be better to put up two pawns so Kevin won’t see the backdoor coming. Oh Alex. On the other hand, Christmas still thinks she is making her own decisions, so…
When Christmas nominated Jason he fainted. I think it was real. Of course we didn’t see the ceremony but we did hear the housguests talking about it later. I think he injured himself in the fall. When he got back up all he said was, “It’s hot in here” and looked embarrassed. Then again, he is a rodeo cowboy who falls for a living, but it looked real to me. What do you think?
Then Christmas tells him straight up that he is her target. But later on live feeds he talked about taking Alex off if he won POV so they must have convinced him she just said that for drama.
Meanwhile, I’ve been busy updating the Complete List of Ravens Ailments and Lies and still have a few more to enter.