Since Matt left to avoid choosing between two ladies, they decided to postpone the rose ceremony and bring in at least one more guy. It’s Daniel, the moron from Canada. For reasons I cannot comprehend, Lacey really seems to like Daniel. But when she tells him only three girls are not paired up, he responds,”So I am stuck with the leftovers.” That pretty much sums up Daniel. This is his third season. He’s super obnoxious. It looks like all he had time to do was to chat with the three girls and pick a
pussy pony. Lacey, Christen and Jasmine are the three unpaired girls vying for roses from either Jack Stone or Daniel.
For some reason, Daniel picks first and chooses Lacy. Then Jack Stone picks Christen. So Jasmine is going home because everyone else is paired off. I smell a twist. Then Matt comes back. Sheesh! He just wants to give his rose to Jasmine before the leaves. Jasmine is not having it. Well, she’s taking the rose, but not his lame version of the “It’s not you, it’s me” speech.
I had forgotten about the Adam and Raven and Sarah love triangle. Raven is the better TV so she will stay. Adam’s rose came with a lecture that basically said, “Remember where you got your rose from, biatch, and don’t leave me hanging next week. Raven will jump on the next guy to enter the house. Count on it. Oh and then there is Dean and Christina, and D-Lo. I want D-Lo gone because I can never remember her name or anything about her. And she is gone. No wait! Ben Z gives stupid D-lo his rose. D-lo says she would not have accepted a rose from anyone else. Can they both leave together right now? So who is going home with Sarah? Oh it is Alexis the girl in the dolphin suit. I forgot she was there.
The next day a bunch of masked Luca Libre wrestlers come screaming though paradise and tearing up their beds. This would scare the crap out of me. While that resort is semi safe, there are areas right outside the resort that has had a lot of shootings and drug lord drama lately. In fact one of El Chapo’s sons and his dinner companions were kidnapped from a fancy restuarant right outside of the resort las August. I’d be beating them with whatever I could find. They were there to give Daniel a date card. Daniel isn’t sure he wants to take Lacey and he tells her in the most horrible way. Lacey tells the camera she will self evict if he doesn’t pick her. Daniel is the worst person in Canada. Daniel decides it is between Christina and Lacey. He finally chooses Lacey.
Jonathan, the tickle monster from Rachel’s season, has arrived to attempt to steal the Biggest Creeper Crown. Christen goes straight for him, leaving Jack Stone perplexed.
Daniel and Lacy’s wrestling date was ridiculous.
Dean still has his love triangle intact. He tells Christina that he wants to explore all his options while he figures out what he wants. She says that if that is how he feels, he should do that. But that doesn’t mean she needs to stick around and watch it happen. She wants to leave.
Christen and Jonathan’s date is all about Christen talking about how Jonathan is a doctor. If I took a shot every time she pointed out that he is a doctor, I wouldn’t make it through the two hours to reap the Corrine interview. That said, Scallop Fingers and Tiny Hands seem to hit it off. Sorry, Jack Stone. You’re not a doctor.
Right when Lacey and Daniel are having a bit of private canoodling time after returning to paradise, Jasmine shows up and steals him away. Jack grabs Christen away from Jonathan.
Christina and Dean, who stayed with each other during the two weeks that filming was shutdown and had developed a relationship, slept together the night before. Now he is sitting with Robby on the sofa watching Dean and D-Lo all over each other in the pool. This show is ruining Dean’s reputation among the Bachelor Nation. Dean makes out with D-Lo in the pool right in front of her. Christina is ready to go home.
The last forty five minutes were filmed in the studio with a little bit of regular after show sort of things leading up to Corrine’s interview. Jasmine had a chance to confront Matt who gave her the “we are two different people” entree with two sides of “he’s just not that into you.”
It’s time for Corrine’s interview. I see now why she only has less than twenty minutes for this “big interview.” She’s using the excuse of being blacked out from drinking with a secondary excuse that she was taking medication that she didn’t know she wasn’t supposed to drink on. This is bullshit. She proves my point when she says she is weaning herself off that medication now. She’s been drinking like fish since we met her on Nick’s season and yet this mystery medication is only a problem when there is a big scandal surrounding her behavior?
Ha! Chris gets it. He asks her if this is something she has been taking for a while. She says she started taking it after the end of her time on The Bachelor and that it is a new medication and it takes a long time to kick in. Chris says, “Those of us who were there thought you seemed just like you always do.” You can tell Chris doesn’t like her. Corrine says well, you can seem like you are totally present but you are not there. I’ve seen and perhaps even been blackout drunk before. When someone is black out drunk, it is pretty obvious.
Chris asked her how she felt the next day about Paradise. He is asking because she got up the next morning an everyone said she was fine and had breakfast with DeMario and everything was totally fine. I wish I knew exactly what the incident was. But Chris knows. Corrine knows this is all on tape so she says that she just had a normal day the next day. That would seem unlikely if she blacked out from booze and pills the night before.
I really wanted a picture of what she wore to this interview. She looks like she just rolled out of bed and she’s wearing a tiny white lace mini sundress that you could find at Forever 21 or Target for $29.99 plus thirty percent off.
Chris asks her if she feels like DeMario did anything wrong. She pauses with a weird thinking face before saying that she doesn’t think he did anything wrong because there was no way for anyone to know that she was blacked out and was mentally not there. Oh, okay.
Corrine talks about how hard it was to read about in the tabloids. Chris points out that Demario was going through it as well. Chris is a really good interviewer.
She talks about the time that she was pulled off set, she said she was told what Demario was saying she she felt like he was being defensive. Ya think? Corrine just keeps talking about how crazy and annoying the entire experience has been for her. She uses those words repeatedly when answering questions.
Holy crap. She said she wanted to talk to Demario but she didn’t because “he did run to the media.” She is the dumbest person on earth. He didn’t run to the media. He defended himself to the media after days of the media implying he was a sexual predator. If I was in that situation, I would certainly check on Demario.
Chris keeps playing clips of Demario talking about how hard it was for him and his mother. He cried a lot during his interview. Corrine has not shed a tear. After he second clip of a very emotional Demario is shown the first words out of his mouth were, “It was hard for me to go through too! I mean, I know exactly how he feels.”
NO. YOU. DO. NOT.
Chris asks her what she wants people to know. She says that she never said a bad thing about Demario or accused him of anything. Then once again launches into how hard this situation was for her, and talks about how hard it was to get up and go buy eggs with her face all over the magazines.
She does a little better with her answer to what she would like to say to Demario. At least it ended with “I’m sorry.”
What did ya’ll think about Corrine? I bet she smelled like booze.