Teen Mom 2: MotherDucker

Kailyn

Somehow, Janelle of all people found out that Kailyn was pregnant and decided to tweet Kailyn congratulations. Jenelle said she heard it from the crew, which makes sense, but Kailyn doesn’t believe that. I’m sure she will blame Javi for this. Kailyn writes a blog announcing her pregnancy and talking about how people went behind her back and outed the news before she was ready. Later she calls into a live show for Teen Mom 2 and announces it there via Skype. Then Jenelle tweets that Javi is the one who told her. Kailyn is pissed. She says she should get on line and air all of his dirty laundry. She has naked photos of him having sex with someone overseas, she has video of him doing things he should not be doing. Javi denies leaking anything to anyone.

Later we listen to Jenelle talking to her friend about the situation. She is now saying that she has a mutual friend with Javi and that person told her after Javi mentioned it to them. Jenelle says she didn’t know it was a secret. 

Briana

It seems like Briana is going to keep the baby. Giving it up for adoption is something she should have considered much earlier in the pregnancy. I’m sure she has been thinking about what life with the baby would be like all of this time, and it would be really hard to make the mental change toward adoption at this point.

Briana has an ultrasound today and she is taking the whole family and Luis to the appointment. The baby was being shy and they didn’t get a good look. Briana’s mom had a little chat with Luis about being around to help with the baby. After Briana jogs around the block the baby flips over so they can see her face. She looks like a gargoyle. The things Briana’s mother finds it necessary to say to Briana are borderline cruel. And every scene her mother keeps saying upsetting things. The show ends with Briana crying.

Leah

Leah takes the girls to a playground that is muddy and slippery. Ali as usual is not wearing her helmet. Ali also fell out of her seat at school today and also fell twice and complained that her legs were hurting. This storyline is starting to get really sad. So Leah and the other genius with her let her climb on chains and get on top of the playscape. What on earth are they thinking? I always wonder when it is appropriate for production to step in and keep this kid safe. Ali explains that she doesn’t have enough time to eat lunch because she can’t eat as fast as other kids. She says she only has 15 minutes to eat. I’ve never understood why kids don’t get half an hour to have lunch these days.

At the drop off point, Leah and Corey have a long talk about Ali’s decline in health. Corey is taking it really hard. Later Corey calls to tell Leah that he is taking Ali to the ER  because she is having trouble breathing. Leah seems very sedated and hardly reacts to the call. She does move pretty quickly to get Addie to her mother so she can get to the hospital. If we found out anything about the ER visit I missed it.

Chelsea

Aubree loves the chickens and the ducks. They don’t seem to be thrilled by her roughhousing. Chelsea puts a stop to her picking them up and messing around with them. When Cole comes home, Mandi the producer suggests having a discussion about being gentle with the chickens and ducks. Chelsea shuts it down and refuses to discuss it on camera. I think that was a mistake. After seeing Aubree being less than gentle with the birds, it would seem like a statement making it clear that behavior won’t continue would be in order. Later we see her and Cole playing with them more carefully.

Jenelle

This clan is settling in to the new house. Jenelle is still whining about going to the gym as she sits there watching David raking the yard. Raking is good exercise.  They all load up to go get Jace. David is driving and he is literally turned around dealing with Kaiser. They are going to have an accident trying to keep the kid from screaming. When they pick up Jace, it seems he has been bitten by a dog. Jace is headed for another sad outcome.

Later Jace tells Barbara that his time at his mother’s was horrible. Conversely, school was great. It seems like he is just lying about both. He gets in fights at school and basically gets to run wild in the woods at Janelle’s place.