It’s time for part two of the reunion. Hopefully the worst of the Luann stuff will be left behind on the dreadful first part of the reunion. Oh silly me. We are going to start with Ramona denying that she invites Missy to all the parties they film to be a bitch. Then she goes on being a bitch talking about Tom still seeing other women. Andy asks Lu to tell us something about their relationship that she loves so much that the viewers might not know about. She tries to give an answer but then Ramona and Bethenny decide the question is for them and start talking over her. Bethenny says that Tom’s penthouse is just a one bedroom on the top floor. Because clearly these bitches have not insulted her enough in the last six hours or so. Then Andy says that everyone here is happy for her. Nope. Clearly they are not. Dorinda is the only one who said a kind word.
Time to move on to Tinsley. By the way, Topper just got remarried in the past few days. Tinsley is currently in Rome with Scott Kluth. Tinsley says she and Scott will be moving in together in the fall. For now, her hotel suite is just fine with her. Tinsley says Scott is the one. Tinsley talks about her bad relationship in Palm Beach. Then they talk to Tinsley about her drinking. Tinsley says she has her drinking under control now.
Andy moves on to Carole and the election. Do we have to? Carole and Adam are not together, but they did just go to Spain recently with Adam and Tinsley. Andy just wants to know if they are having sex with other people. Because, perv. Carole still says she knows more about politics than anyone else. Sonja, Luann and Ramona refuse to say who they voted for. They all have stories about meeting Hillary and/or Donald. Bethenny says she ran into Donald leaving Dennis’s apartment (sounds like he lives in Trump Tower) while she was doing the walk of shame with her makeup running down her face from the night before and smelling of alcohol. He recognized her and gave her a kiss. Carole and Dorinda both chastise Tinsley for not voting.
Sonja gets called out for her bizarre and likely fake love triangle. Dorinda and Luanne call out Frenchie for being an actor who only shows up for filming. Sonja swears that it’s the real deal and that after filming she and her daughter went to Paris and then she went to Burgundy for ten days and met his family. Her daughter likes Frenchie. Dorinda says Rocco is a friend of many years of Sonja’s. Sonja says that Frenchie want children.
It’s time for the Bethenny show. By the way, she and Dennis are back together now. Bethenny says that she has been going to therapy because she has problems letting people get close to her. Andy asks about the stalking charges and Ramona chimes in bringing up Bryn again. Bethenny tells Ramona she doesn’t want to talk to her about it. Bethenny has spent $3 million in legal fees. Bryn doesn’t know about the situation between her parents. Bethenny says she has not taken Bryn to meet her mother because every time she has contact and gets ready to do something like that her mother goes to the press and trash talks her.
When Bethenny is trying to answer a question about the divorce and how difficult it was and Ramona, who Bethenny has now told twice to not speak on the subject talks right over her to discuss her divorce from Marion. She literally doesn’t have an ounce of compassion in her. Bethenny breaks own into tears. She said it is such torture she didn’t even know how to share the information with her cast mates.
This reunion is focusing a lot on all the bad things. Tinsley who has found the man of her dreams, was just sort of glossed over. Luann was bashed for a full hour. Andy just keeps asking about Jason. Ramona keeps piping up.
Next week: More crappy behavior from Sonja and Ramona.