I am so drunk that I have to close one eye to type. I decided to day drink before the eclipse and then because I have yet to eat a bite all day.. well I am not good.
So I am just going to be your fatass drunk Aunt Tamara on the couch for this one,
Jesus CHRIST on a cracker have the taglines always been this bad?
I do not understand why I am so drunk. Apparently day drinking is bad. Like bad like Vicki’s grandkids bad. I do not find Vicki’s grandkids cute at all. Vicki’s plastic surgery is doing her wonders though.
I can’t get photos to go in.
I am not happy with Lydia getting a hundred thousand dollar car and complaining about it. Oh shit now she got a $200,000 car too. I hate these people. Not because I am jealous, just because this is fucking ridiculous. Like their dumbass magazine. So showboaty.
I am sofa king hungry. And too drunk to procure food.
Peggy is a cunt.
I can’t with Lydia’s promotions.
I hate Tamra and Eddie together. Tamra said her first two marriages were practice marriages. My dead sister kept trying to nudge me into a “practice marriage” why on earth would I do that? I had a ton of guys that wanted to marry me, an only one I wish I would have. But I was 19 and too smart for my own good. He was from Charleston. He got married a billion times since then, Sadly the last one seems to have stuck.
I love Kelly. I am fine being judged about that.
Also we are approaching the i miss my mama level of drunkeness here. Because I got more mixer.
No one likes Shannon. Not even her children. And no one wants to eat at her restaurant. It is all a joke.
I want to contribute to a Go Fund Me to pay for Sidney’s lawsuit against Tamra. She is disgusting.
Is it a nobleman thing? Why not call it stupid people who shit shave an shower where they eat? I cant dot this tonight,