The HOH challenge that was played on Friday and hosted by Derrick airs at the top of the show. They screen will show an encrypted clue, the faster you figure out what it is, the faster you can hit the button for which evicted houseguest it refers to. It’s a bracket set up like the NBA finals. Jason has to sit out as the reigning HOH. On the very first round, Raven somehow beats Mark. How is that even possible? I am telling you that Mark is by far the smartest person in this house. This challenge was made for him. But this challenge is weird and going first is a disadvantage because you don’t know how things work yet.
The final four are Raven, Paul, Christmas and Josh. All loyal Paul followers. He doesn’t need to win this HOH. He takes Raven out anyway. The final two are Paul and Christmas. Paul tosses it to Christmas so he can play next week. Ha. I typed that before he said exactly the same thing. Also, Jessica is the only one that hasn’t been an answer yet, so you know it has to be her. Yet now the problem is Christmas doesn’t seem to know the answer. So Paul just picks a wrong answer so she can win. Christmas is an idiot. She promises to make big moves this week though. As soon as Paul tells her what moves to make.
Sadly, Mark is a goner.
Alex thinks Kevin is a cop because he knows about jail and all those gangster things. HIS FATHER WAS A MOBSTER YOU MORON! Hasn’t Kevin mentioned that a billion times? Is your social calendar in the house so full you can’t make it to Storytime with Kevin? Christmas agrees with Kevin. These people DESERVE to lose to Paul. Then Alex is being a bitch to Kevin who just wants to know why she is not talking to him anymore. Alex forces Jason to shun Kevin too. Kevin is pissed. Jason is sad that mommy and daddy are fighting.
OMG, Alex says Kevin knows Derrick because he is also a cop. There are a few problems with this plan. I don’t think Kevin is still a cop. And because I pay rapt attention during Story Time With Kevin, I know that he met Derrick at the open call for participants. This bitch is dumb as fuck.
Now Josh is believing that Cody was truthful about Alex and Jason. I am telling you. None of these people have done anything to deserve half a million dollars except for Paul. They are all literally waiting for him to decide when it is their week to leave.
OMG. I didn’t see Jason’s dramatic letter from home. He was sobbing like a baby before he even read a word. Then the letter says that his kid said he has to win Big Brother because he is going to be a big brother to the baby in mommy’s tummy. He falls to the ground sobbing and suddenly my allergies are kicking in and my eyes are all watery and there is a lump in my throat. He got a photo of his boy and the sonogram. Jason is EXTREME…LY happy. And he probably just won America’s favorite player.
Christmas truly cares about Josh and that is good to see. In her diary room she says she is grateful for his support in the house. Josh loves her like a big sister too. They want to go to final three with Paul. SIGH. But Josh wants a Christmas and Josh final two. Josh may realize he needs to get Paul out sooner than the rest of the fucknuts.
We see Paul on tour, first Matt and Raven, then Alex and Jason, the Christmas and Mark. He tells them all the same thing. No one know that we are a trio. We are going to be final three. No one can know.
So when Christmas decides to put up Jason and Matt, it fits perfectly with his plan.
Josh gets a ton of TV time. Raven is only shown when absolutely necessary.
Finally, we get an explanation about the tree of temptation. It’s a three-week thing. When the tree turns red, each week before noms, the first person in the diary room to say they want an apple gets to pick one. It can be a power or a punishment. Each person can only pick once. I’m guessing they give the first one to Mark. There are some serious punishments like not able to play for HOH. And some really good powers like a second veto. Mark indeed gets the first apple. He gets Save a Friend. This does him no good at all.
Mark is an idiot. He is fine going up but he doesn’t want Raven going up at all. He is actually the target out of that couple. Again, can we maybe give Paul more than $500,000 it must be driving him crazy to be in a house with stupid people. Matt thinks taking all these seats on the block will get him time served later in the game when being a pawn is riskier. You won’t have a choice then, Matt. You stupid fool. Jason is just as stupid, and he is who Christmas would send home if Mark won the veto.
Mark makes a very logical plea for why he should stay. But Christmas and Josh are too far up Paul’s ass to consider what is best for their game without Paul.
At nominations, Mark saves Paul. Why? It doesn’t matter but still it’s like he is pandering to Paul on his way out the door. She nominated Jason and Matt and tells Mark he is being backdoored. Mark says that he told Paul when he gave him a friendship bracelet that he would pay him back when he got power. He hopes he is showing that his word is good. Oh honey, Paul knows you want him out. You are the only one besides Jason who even thinks about voting him out. That makes you and Jason Paul’s main targets.