I am so stoked for tonight’s DOUBLE EVICTION I can barely see the screen. I am so wanting Mark to win a HOH tonight. I think he might resist Paul’s charms and make his own decisions. I just type I hope Mark “whens” tonight’s eviction. Apologies in advance as it looks like it is one of those nights. And I just pour a gigantic bloody mary. Based on world events, I think I need to step up my plans to use up every bit of my liver before I die. Time, it appears, is running out.
First we have to pretend that Cody is not going out first. I love that theory but unless I missed some major flip flopping by not watching feeds today Cody is absolutely going home.
I missed most of this fight in the kitchen, so I am super glad they are showing it. If Mark or Elena win HOH tonight Josh and Alex are going up.
Elena’s speech was ridiculous, again. Let Dominique go girl! Cody went HAM on Alex and Jason for playing a dirty game this week. He put fear into the hearts of Matt, Raven and Cody as people they have on their hit list. Raven looked like she was believing it. Cody always causes chaos on his way out the door. Matt said he is working told his goal of eating 1,000 bowls of cereal in the house.
Everyone votes out Cody. There were no hinky votes.
Cody tells Julie that he made up all the shady things he said about Alex and Jason. He hates everyone in the house. He says he wants to marry Jessica.
The first competition is a shuffle board game. So basically it is a crap shoot and any of these fools could win. I hope Kevin wins! It came down to Christmas and Jason. Christmas threw it to Jason. Josh is already screaming ByEEEEEEE! At Mark. Sigh. I thought he had stopped being a douche. Jason doesn’t want to put up Mark and Elena. He is going to but he might cry about it. He puts Mark and Elena up but he trashes Mark and then calls Elena out on her lying to Alex in the last veto comp.
Power of Veto
The challenge is a puzzle solving race. Mark takes an early lead. Apparently, Matt, Josh and Raven were drawn to play. Mark should win this. And he does, and the crown goes wild. Literally, I am sure they all heard the cheering for Mark! Mark cries and apologizes to Elena. PLEASE DO NOT LET HIM PULL HER OFF. Whoever goes up in Mark’s place, Josh will tell them to vote them off. Hopefully it is Raven. I may have gotten this Raven post up just in time Shit! I hear Mark rehearsing his speech! He better not give up his game for fucking Elena. Yay! He is using the veto on himself. Jason puts up Matt. Wow! Why Matt and not Raven?
Everyone votes to evict Elena except for Mark who votes to evict Matt.
So are they doing HOH tonight? I’m confused. They better show it on the feeds.They are all pacing like they are waiting for the comp to start.
Tomorrow night Derrick shows up in the house. I wonder if he is being called in to remind them they are on TV and should not act like assclowning bullies all the time.