It’s time for the season we thought would never happen with Demario and Corrine. If you missed my post about Demario’s lengthy interview, you can read that here. It seems Demario has gotten some really bad deals from The Bachelor franchise.
My problem is I never remember who these people are. I do love Raven. Sadly she got trapped by Ben right away. He never shuts up. All the girls are into Dean. Iggy, one of the guys from Rachel’s season also seems really into Dean. Like a lot.
Wow the girls that are there totally trash Demario before he even gets there. Why does production have it out for this guy? They have literally ruined his life.
Corrine shows up delusional as ever and says she doesn’t have a boyfriend. Only she does. But that doesn’t seem to matter. She is all over Demario from the start. She announces that they may be engaged by the end of the season on day one.
Amanda returns her engagement that she left paradise with last summer as she enters for another round.
Sadly, Jorges the beloved bartender is starting his own business, Jorges Tour-ges. So Wells is back to take over bartending duties from Jorges. Wells will not be dating. I’ve fallen in love with many a bartender in my day. In fact, the love of my life was a bartender.
Christina got the first date card and she chose Dean to be her date. I think Christina is the girl who was given up for adoption by her parents in some other country so she could come to the US and have a better life. I sort of remember her hardship story and it seems to pair well with Dean and his family drama and rocky childhood. This could be a good match.
Jasmine is a hot commodity with the guys. Nick came to Paradise with her in mind, but he got so drunk she didn’t want to talk to him until he sobered up. Matt, the guy with the penguin suit seizes the opportunity to strike up conversation with her. Jasmine drags him to the hot tub for a makeout session. How many hot tubs are there? Because that is supposed to be where things went down with Demario and Corrine.
We see Demario and Corrine having breakfast together the next morning. Lacey tells Iggy that her grandfather died she is leaving but she might be back.
Meanwhile, Robby comes in with a date card. Robby talks to Corrine first. Robbie has a strange hairdo and mot of the girls don’t like it. Robby and Raven were both runner-ups so this could work. One of the other guys is interested in Raven too. Robby asks Raven on the date. Oh the other guy who likes her is Ben. The one that won’t shut up about his dog. I thought I talked about Banjo a lot, but this guy… I really like Robby and Raven together. Ben needs to go home.
Demario has his eye on Alexis. I think they were only there for two days before they stopped filming on day three. Or maybe even day two. There sure was a lot happening on those two days.
Of course, because I like Robby with Raven, Raven isn’t into him. My seal of approval on Dean and Christina probably means that won’t work either. Raven says that Robby is prettier than she is and that is not going to work for her. Robby is sure he is getting Raven’s rose.
Matt and Nick both are vying for Jasmine’s rose. Matt gets the date card. Nick is in trouble. So is Matt actually. The date is at a drag queen show. Matt has to step in and replace a missing queen. They go all out on his transformation. Jasmine loves it. That would be my last date with Matt. I would never get the image of my man in a dress out of my head. It would be no bueno for this chica. Jasmine is sold on her drag queen, she totally wants to wear the pants in the relationship.
Raven likes Ben. She says something crazy would have to happen for her not to give Ben her rose tonight.
Then the producer shows up to pull Corrine from the game. Then they pull Demario. Then the crew leaves. Production is shut down. Tomorrow night we have a wedding from last season, and the crew returns without Demario and Corrine.
Who is watching this with me?
I’m so happy it’s back! I don’t watch Bachelor or Bachelorette (so I don’t know who anybody is) but BiP is the best. I just wish they’d bring Ashley I back.
I hope she somehow manages to show up. Ashley I. is everything.
Ev-er-y-thing!
I watch some serious trasg, but this sounds awful.
I’m here for it. I wonder which chick through the years ol’ Chris Harrison has felt up in the bushes of Paradise. I used to like him but he just seems more cheesy the last couple years and I’m thinking he maybe has felt up a boob or cheek here or there over the years.
I will definitely be watching this with you. I didn’t realize it was back on, so I missed the first episode. Thankfully you wrote a thorough recap. I can’t find it on demand, however, I set my DVR for a series recording. Can’t wait 🙂
You won’t have to wait till next summer for more. There will be a bachelor olympics show in the winter. Yep, not a typo. Similar to the BIP.
That sounds dreadful. Will it be a drinking olympics with lots of drunken sex and regrets and tears and public humiliation? Because Winter is busy season. Summer is for this crap and weird game shows, and bottom of the barrel housewife franchises.