We start where we left off on the last night of charter with Adam showing Wes the texts that Malia was sending him fifteen minutes after their makeout session on the bridge during their night watch shift change. Wes has been posting on his Instagram photos that I think are of him and Malia in South Africa where Wes is from. So, spoiler alert, he doesn’t really listen.
Now we are on to where I want to grab you all by the hair and swing you around until I knock some sense into. Bugsy is MILES AND AWAY the better stew. The chief stew isn’t some sort of manager who oversees the work of others. She is the main person who serves the passengers. She comes up with all the party themes, she gets all the supplies to meet their needs, she sets all of the dinner tables and consults with the chef over how to incorporate the dinner with the party planning. She is not exempt from making drinks, ironing and washing, scrubbing toilets, making beds or any of the other things stews do. In fact she should be doing it faster and better than the other stews. Hannah was taken off late shift because she was screwing the primary instead of cleaning up for the night and setting up for the morning crew. She was literally texting with the primary while Bugsy was cleaning his room. That is how she found the tablet in the first place.
It is bad enough that you guys don’t see all the blatant evidence with the tablet scandal as STORYLINE. You totally buy into that while ignoring that Hannah hasn’t done a damn thing all season. Production has bent over backward to show Bugsy doing everything and Hannah accepting all the credit despite the fact she did nothing. So please, all of you thunk yourself in the heads with some strong finger flicks for me! Thank you. Moving on…
We see Bugsy and Lauren doing turn downs, Lauren doing more and more laundry, Bugsy confirming dinner service with Adam, we see Bugsy setting her last elegant table while the idiot man with the gaggles of THOTs on board tell Hannah she is a great chief stew this year because she’s nicer. That’s not storyline AT ALL. ( I wonder how many takes that took).
In other storyline news, Bobby is asked to take the THOTs shopping on shore twenty minutes before dinner service. I hate how they make the stories so obvious. So two of the girls take off on their own and this is somehow Bobby’s fault. The primary john has requested to speak to Captain Sandy. He says that Bobby should be put on anchor watch since he lost a couple of the girl’s tonight and he feels like he is taking his role. Couldn’t they teach him better lines than that? What the fuck is role, Head John of The Yacht Girls? Also, there is no anchor watch. They are docked. Captain Sandy is equally inept at delivering her lines to Bobby to be on “passive rail watch” or some other incomprehensible silliness. I am now officially ready for this season to be over. WHY DOES IT HAVE TO BE SO OVER SCRIPTED? AND WHY ARE THE SCRIPTS SO BAD?
Hannah showed up to serve two plates and announce the menu and left Bugsy to do all the clearing and washing. For some reason, Hannah’s presence is also needed with the guests. THIS WOULD NEVER HAPPEN WITH CAPTAIN LEE. For one thing, he could not bear to be away from Kate that long.
Paula stays behind on the boat while the rest of the charter guests go on shore. The head pimp in charge tells Bobby he has to go with them because he is not leaving her alone on the boat with Paula. And he is not to bring his phone so he can text them. Because whoever wrote this scene thinks that if a guy is jealous of you being around one hooker, he won’t be jealous of you being around five of his hookers. Obviously the writer is a female who thinks this is some sort of love story rather than a business transaction that will not have a Pretty Woman ending.
On the shore production has gotten filming clearance and asked for the group to be able to dance in the balls that hang from the ceiling that are usually reserved for the
strippers dancers. Oh course Hannah says she has taken care of everything for them. Le sigh. They stumble back in at 3 am and Bobby takes out Paula’s luggage as her car is coming at 4 am. There are long dramatic kisses involved in her departure as if they are long time lovers parting for the last time.
Last season, pimpdaddy gave Daniel the “MVP tip.” This season he gave it to Hannah. It seems he gives it to the most worthless person on the ship. Daniel got fired. Hannah shared her tip for a total of $24,500 tip. Everyone got around $2,200 each.
Captain Sandy takes everyone to dinner. Dinner starts with homemade grappa. Bad idea for this bunch. Dinner looks amazing. Captain Sandy goes back to the boat to get some sleep after dinner, leaving the crew to get into mischief.
Hannah pulls Bugsy to the side to ask if she really feels like she didn’t pull her weight at chief stew this season. Production shows a mini reel of some of the many times she asks Bugsy to do things that were her responsibility. Bugsy says, she does feel that way, and so does the rest of the crew. Hannah goes to pin down Lauren to confront her on what she is saying. Lauren denies saying anything. Again, production rolls the footage. Lauren says that Bugsy was trying to get her to say those things. The video doesn’t lie.
Speaking of liars, Wes decides to confront Malia. Malia lies. Again production roles the tape that proves she is lying. Wes refuses to see the signs. As I said, I believe she was recently in South Africa with him.
The next morning, Malia had another aggressive conversation with Adam that he was not interested in having. So basically, she blamed him for everything and took no ownership in the fact that she was leading on two guys at the same time, who were on the same boat, sharing the same cabin.
As everyone leaves the boat, Adam let’s Wes know, in a mature way, that he and Malia had a physical relationship before they came on the boat that they were planning to keep secret. Wes said he picked up on that a bit and he realizes that he should not hook up with subordinates on charter. He says if anything is going to happen with these two then Malia is going to have to come find him. Wes and Adam hug it out. Bobby and Hannah make up and hug it out too, but that didn’t last long.
Lauren isn’t too fond of Bobby either. But Bugsy is. I can’t really remember how it all sorts out on the Twitter wars right now.
Adam tells Captain Sandy she is the best captain he has ever had. He leaves thinking very fondly of Hannah too. Adam does not tell Malia goodbye.
Bugsy and Hannah have a chilly goodbye. As do Hannah and Malia.
Malia denies being intimate with Adam. Too bad production was not around to roll that tape.
Captain Sandy remains clueless about Hannah. The reunion will be eyeopening for Captain Sandy.