The first scene of the episode seems to be the very first scene that Meghan filmed when she came back down to Orange County to film.
Why are Lydia and her family Hawaii giving their boys the sex talk in Hawaii? I thought we were all going to Hawaii? Now I am disappointed. Lydia wants her husband to get a vasectomy. Doug is sort of hesitant about the whole vascetomy issue.
Does anyone know what Peggy and her family were eating? I am particularly curious about the green thing. Peggy is having Lamborgini party to show off her newest car. Shannon says she is not coming if Vicki is coming. This is great. We might get a scene without talking bout Shannon’s weight.
Maybe it’s me, I’ve been in THE CRAZY all day with panic attacks and had to take a Xanax earlier, but I’m really bored. I can’t think of anything exciting to say about Kelly trying to get her mother to be more social or VIcki unpacking boxes.
Kelly calls Tamra to meet for coffee and clear the air. Tamra immediately calls Shannon to let her know what is going on. Kelly has a history of doing bitchy stuff and then feeling badly and apologizing. So that is what they do. Then they talk about their vaginas and lack of bladder control and just laugh and laugh.
Peggy Prentious Promotional Party
Diko needed to wear a tie.
Is this the only franchise where everyone currently has a man? Shannon and Tamra have their own get together with their husbands. Kelly had something else going on.
At the party Peggy is just annoying as hell. When Meghan invites everyone to her sip and see and begs them all to be polite and not ruin her event. Vicki says she still has a lot of unresolved issues with some of the girls. She says she has apologized to them and they are just not ready to put the past behind them. Meghan starts some sort of mini therapy session with Vicki about humbling yourself. Then Peggy takes her storyline of being Vicki’s new ride or die to new heights by telling Meghan to put her lips together and then clamping them between her fingers. Who does that?
Next Week: It’s the Sip N See, and Lydia has a business event that she doesn’t want to invite the ladies to.
Sorry for the short recap, it’s just that absolutely nothing happened. Again.