It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness, it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity, it was the season of light, it was the season of darkness, it was the spring of hope, it was the winter of despair.
In the Windy City two star-crossed lovers were having the best of times at Lolapalooza. They were basking in the limelight in the VIP section with a large barricade holding back the unwashed masses. They were full of belief in and hope for their flourishing relationship.
Meanwhile, in Atlanta, the season of darkness had come early. Sadly, sadly, the sun rose; it rose upon no sadder sight than the man of good abilities and good emotions, incapable of their directed exercise, incapable of his own help and his own happiness, sensible of the blight on him, and resigning himself to let it eat him away.
You see, the man in the photo above is Michael Beck, the new showrunner for RHOA season ten. He has been the showrunner for Don’t Be Tardy. Apparently, he spends his spare time hanging out at Chez Biermann. He is very close with the entire family but is particularly close with Brielle. I’m told they have a lot in common. I can only imagine what that means. Foul mouthed and emotionally and intellectually lacking perhaps?
It’s going to be another loooooooooong season for Kenya Moore.
Why is it going to be a long season for Kenya??? I know the new EP is biased but Kim doesn’t have a peach. So. What am I missing??? Lol
The point.
This!!! LMAO
Pathetic that Kim would allow this relationship.
And I have to say WTF are those fingernails?
I did not even recognize Brielle due to all the plastic surgery
I was so scared to read this! I thought you were writing that Tinsley and her man broke up!
omg me too! i love them together
I love them together too!!
I’m so happy for Tinsley. I’ve found new love in my 40’s and I’m happier and more appreciative than I would have been in my 20’s. I think she might feel the same.
Im happy for her, too!
Happy for Tinsley! I hope if she’s on next season of RHONY that we get to see more of this flourishing relationship.
@ Marta I agree with you 100%. I’m having the same experience of appreciating qualities of a man more now that we’re in our 40’s than I did when we first met in our 20’s. I’m happy for the 2nd chance with him
It really is a whole new experience. Happy for your too.
I see Brielle and Kim are really pushing for Brielle to become a cast member. Kenya can handle those two turds easily.
Wait, they still have Lollapalooza? It’s 1994 all over again.
How old is this Beck guy? Has Kim pimped out her daughter to a “father figure”, or is he more of a quasi peer?
I can’t say I’m at all surprised. Predictably, the acorn has fallen close to the tree. Kim has instilled in her child all of her core values:
*Trade sex for material objects you want
*Don’t bother becoming educated or accomplished at anything, depend on a man instead.
*A woman’s value is determined by her looks alone.
*The preferred aesthetic for those important looks is that of a blow-up sex doll. (I barely recognized her in the above pics!)
Yes, it probably will be a long season for Kenya. I think that may work to her advantage though; Kenya has always been her most likeable when she’s been the underdog. Perhaps a season of taking abuse from Kim will put the audience firmly on Kenya’s side.
Beck bats for your team, darling.
…Soy un perdedor
I’m a loser baby
so why don’t you kill me…
Yes, I spent too much time in the early 90’s chasing this Beck. We know all about which team he bats for. And that’s all I’m going to say about that.
I know somebody was making a funny, but I was referring to Michael Beck, tertiary subject of this article. He looks very different in the two pictures above. Young in one, much older in the other. Are they both of him? Regardless, for his sake, I hope he’s attracted to plastic/rubber/silicone/acrylic.
Just realized it’s Tinsley and the Bear in the top photo? Talk about facial recognition issues.
TBF though, one can barely see her face and she’s wearing big sunglasses. And I don’t know the Coupon guy enough to recognize him.
But mea culpa. I should have known better. Guess I was too distracted remembering Lollapaloozas long past.
I think this EP Beck and Kim may have cut their noses off to spite their faces with this storyline strategy.
I smell backfire. So much for wonder boy and his girl friday.
I’m still team Kenya. I have my personal reason for hating on Brielle.
This post cracked me up, TT! Very cleverly written! Tinsley and Scott are fricken adorable and she looks so relaxed and happy! Totally rooting for them! No comment on the wretched Biermans except that Brielle’s nails are gross.
Thanks, I am really not ON Facebook other than to publicize posts, but sometimes (but not always) I get emails when someone posts on FB.
Apparently, they are all like …IDGI.
This is like when I gave my lawn kid who likes to read some books and I said, this one is some short stories by some famous Harlem renaissance writers. And I got a blank stare. Kids today do know know about the Harlem Renaissance, or Charles Dickens. Or that Charles Dickens is not a famous writer from the Harlem Renaissance.
I think this post is sailing over a lot of heads. People don’t read books anymore.
You mean the Dickens-esque A Tale of Two Cities anthesis? Yeah.
I always hated slogging through Dickens. Focused on American Literature instead, where I could.
Give me Langston Hughes over Dickens any day…and to dig and be dug in return.
Yep, I weep for today’s youth. To them Instagram is culture and Reddit is literature. But you’re a smart cookie TT which is why I enjoy reading your site. Plus you ratchet AF! Lol ?
Kim is grooming her like Kris Jenner groomed her girls…fuck fo money.
Ugh poor Kenya! If they bring Brielle onto the show then I’m done.
I read the entire post & had to go back to look at the second photo again. I absolutely did not recognize Brielle; I thought it was a younger Charo (Love Boat/Fantasy Island) when I originally saw the photo. WTF?!?!
If Kim is trying to the Kris Jenner 2.0, she needs to start using the same cosmetic surgeons as the Kardashians/Jenners because her & Brielle look hysterical! Real life caricatures of their former selves. Dear God ??♀️
Ah yes. King Scott, who could stick his spear in thr world and hide behind it, sequestering with wisdom at the same time 40 oxen in the slack of his trousers, his mouth at all times discoursing the sweet poetry of ancient Greece, debating ceaselessly angels on heads of pins and ascending thereto. ” ‘Faith!” he cried, “I will not. Not while harbouring these forty oxen”. Derive, Tamara.,
I’d love to spend one day at Lolla with a VIP ticket. They cost a fortune (regular passes are almost $400 for the weekend — VIP packages went up to around $12k), but that’s the only way to go to Lolla without having to dodge drunk teenagers. Good for Tinsley. I hope she moves to Chicago.
Gross. Can’t stand ANY of the Zolziack/Biermann tribe. Not looking forward to seeing Kim on RHOA. She should stay on her own show where I can ignore her completely. Lol