A while back, I went to a movie premiere with a friend of mine. At the end of our date, I was presented with a gift. I really like gifts. I am highly appreciative of gifts. You know how they say “It’s the thought that counts?” Well in this case the thought was clearly, “Let’s give Tamara something I know she will hate.” So she gave me a copy of Sheree’s ghostwritten pulp fiction. I have got to come up with a revenge gift for our next date. If there is a next date. It’s the weirdest thing I have ever read. It was not worth the $5 she spent on it when it was Amazon’s deal of the day or whatever. But, if you want it, and a cupcake and are in the DC area, I have a deal for you.
“Sheree’ Whitfield, one of the original cast members of Bravo’s “Real Housewives of Atlanta” a proud Mom, Producer, Fitness Enthusiast and Designer who now adds the title of Author to her accomplishments. She recently released her first novel “Wives, Fiancées and Side-Chicks of Hotlanta” and is currently touring the country for book signing engagements. Cupcakes with Sheree’ DC is an intimate Meet & Greet + Book Signing Affair with the RHOA star taking place at the all white posh Stonefish Restaurant & Lounge in Washington, DC on Thursday, August 11 from 6:00pm – 9:00pm.”
$30 EVENT TICKETS INCLUDE:
- VIP Meet & Greet Access with RHOA Sheree’ Whitfield
- Copy of Sheree’ Whitfield’s “Wives, Fiancées, and Side-Chicks of Hotlanta” Novel
- Personal Autograph Signing of Novel by Sheree’ Whitfield
- Cupcakes provided by fab baker
$50 EVENT TICKETS INCLUDE ALL OF THE ABOVE PLUS
- SHE by Sheree’ TShirt
- GUARANTEED photo opp w Sheree’
- VIP Gift Bag
First of all, I love the weird diacritics in Sheree’s name. She never knows where it goes. This time they just went with a random apostrophe.
Somewhere on this site is a photo of the She By Sheree t-shirts she made back when she had her fashion show with no fashions. It looks like she is ready to dump them.
As for the photo op, she has drastically raised her price since the embarrassing situation during Atlanta Pride a few years back.
Also, there are NO REFUNDS so you better hope someone else besides you signs up to go otherwise they will just cancel and use your cash to pay for Sheree’s gas to drive herself to the prison.
I’m going to need y’all to tell me what you think is in the VIP bag? Be creative.
She sure is reaching.
Miniature copy of Debrett on Etiquette and Modern Manners, miniature copy of How to Win Friends and Influence People, Praise for Perjury by Weinstein, hipflask of mint julep and moonshine mix, freeze-dried salami,
Blueprints of Sheree Manor. Framed.
Is that what it was called? Been so long, sounds wrong.
Sorry Chateau Sheree, lol.
Gift bag: She by She Broke…….T shirt
Book It coupons from Pizza Hut for a free personal pan. To encourage the use of the lieberry.
See you there Sheree ?
VIP Bag includes: 2 tickets for a free tour of Chateau She Can’t Pay!!!!
Good one! LOL.
Lol!!!!! Now that’s funny!
The exclusive gift bag contains a lightly used yoni egg, one novelty certificate of occupancy, a groupon for Go Naked hair and finally, an exclusive discount code for flat tummy tea. Mention ‘WHOGONNACHECKME’ for this once in a lifetime discout of 10% off your next order.
Fuck you Blondesense for making me spew my bourbon when I read about the “lightly used yoni egg.”
OMG!
Heh….
Whatever you do – don’t google Yoni egg (as I did to check the spelling). It ain’t pretty. Sorry you were drinking the good stiuff when this happened.
Green Yoni eggs and damn.
Gift bags include (3 in total because that’s likely how many will attend) a lovingly used air mattress including patches applied and autographed by she’r’e’e ?
oh no, air mattress is Fakedra’s style…that is where she conceived Mr. President or Sir Caesar or High Potentate or whatever she is calling Apollo’s heir and no spare since that second kid ain’t his. Call Maury y’all.
I knew y’all would be great at filling the VIP bag… but y’all have surpassed all my expectations. Keep em coming!
A tell all book on the path to Hockas, pocas, Sheree is Brokeus.
Um, I have been described as “white, posh” before but it normally ends up with me being ridiculed or mugged. Is this a selling point in Atlanta?
OMG Stonefish Lounge is so Sheree — a happening and popping club you’d love if you were in Miami and the year was 1989. Their $10 lunch buffet can be appetizing though.
WTF is a cupcake by a “fab baker”? Sheree should just go to Georgetown Cupcake or Red Velvet and offer one of those. Maybe that’s just to expensive for her.
$30 for anything at Stonefish is just too much money to be spending if it’s not a boozy Saturday night and you missed out on the spot you actually wanted to go to.
I looked at the menu and it was $10 for an entree and $10 For fries!
You guys are giving Shê’ręë way too much credit. That scalywag isn’t putting one cent of potential profits in her “VIP” bags. You know she went to a trade show, loaded up on free samples, then stopped by the office at her apartment complex and stole all the coupons from the welcome packets, found used gift bags in her closet (she only needs a few at best) tossed in couple fortune cookies and maybe MAYBE some lip gloss from the 99 cent store.
and how would you know this..MARTA doesn’t move that fast suzy car-less getting you from public housing to follow her around. I didn’t even know there was a 99 centS store so while there take an English class. LMAO oh and get some summer’s eve…your stuff has clearly turned to winter.
She probably has a ‘friend’ making the cupcakes for free, in exchange for ‘publicity’, new bakers get sucked into that charade all the time.
What a bunch of haters. What did Sheree ever do to engender such distaste? She built a great house. It took awhile. So what? She was abused by a baboon. Many women have been abused by gorilla men. Her houses, both the old one and the new one display more taste than any other Atlanta house featured on the show including DeShawn Snow’s. Sheree looks good, she takes care of her body. Her children seem to have turned out OK [see NeNe here] and yet people hate. Look at your own lives before you throw a brick. And that fashion show without fashions comment from that queen of nitwit drunks Dwight, that gurl needs to quit with her exaggerated ass with absolutely no taste except on the tongue she stuck up some pay for pay dude. You prefer that lying Fakedra or that runt Kenya? Purchase a clue.
This is quite compelling, shërëë is lucky you’re setting the record straight for her. You need to spread that message far and wide. Bless your heart gurrrrl
It’s just an empty bag!
Well, I am sure this country wide tour will be so successful! Anxious to know if the lines for admittance were over grossing the fire permitted number of people present in the building. Well we will have to wait on that info . Seriously, why is she doing this… a cupcake and a signed ( ghost written novel),
How much $$$ does she think she will generate for a $30 or $50 charge? Low end.
Haven’t run across her novel at the 99 cent stores yet… they probably wouldn’t even buy them up.
Can’t even imagine the size or the contents of the VIP gift bag…but loved the Yoni egg comment. LOL
If, I lived back east, I might go…just to see… fear I would stand out there in the all white posh restaurant!
Swag bag contains a second cupcake and a bagel bun.
What an awesome friend Tamara! A wonderful girls night out AND a thoughtful gift?!?! This friend is a keeper!! I think it is time that you do it again; I hear your friend wants to go to the OLG…..
As far as the gift bags for the event, there aren’t going to be any…… We all know Sheree doesn’t deliver on time (i.e. fashion show WITHOUT fashion, Chateau Sheree, etc.)
Swag bag contains an artist rendering of the free T shirt and a stick figure drawing of you and she available in eight crayons colors.
Gift bag contain a hand made gift bag embossed in colorful crayons designed and meticulously crafted by her honey bun down at the big house. They had some miniature snicker bars in them but were confiscated by prison security.