We really need to talk about who the hell is styling Julie Chen this year. Tonight she is in a pineapple dress. I can’t remember a wardrobe season being this bad.
We start with Jessica confronting Cody about telling Matt in week one that they have to keep Alex and Jason around to get rid of Jessica and Cody because he won’t be able to do that. When Jessica confronts him, he lies to her. Jessica asks him why his face is twitching and Cody storms off. Busted.
Paul calls most of his side into the HOH to tell them to agree to the terms of Jessica’s not using the hex so they can take out Cody. They all agree to lie to her. And they do. They show scenes of how bad things got between Cody and Jessica.
At the veto meeting, Jason gives a speech, Jessica stands up laughing and says “world peace” and sits back down. Cody says he has no speech and doesn’t even stand up. Paul takes Jason down, and he’s pissed. Cody and Jessica kiss each other just to piss Paul off more.
Julie’s pineapple dress is starting to grow on me.
Raven and Jessica had a blow up because Raven, Kevin and Jason were talking about hex. Raven talks to Cody and Jessica alone. Raven is asked to explain what her problem is with Cody. Raven has no reason for her behavior. Raven runs straight to Paul. Paul goes straight to Jessica. Jessica outs Paul to his face about his “psychological gameplay” with everyone else. Paul is pissed that she has him figured out.
Paul tells everyone to start harassing the hell out of Cody trying to get him to crack. He sends Josh to aggravate Cody. He says to tell Cody that Jessica has him muzzled and keeps him on a leash like a dog. He tells Alex that Jessica had a deal not to use the hex if Alex was the next one up. He told Raven just be be her usual annoying cunt self. And so on. Conflict ensued. Cody collects Jessica and takes her out to the hammock. Paul tells them all to go out and bully them again. The only one who had the least bit of resistance to this plan was Matt. But he was overruled. Oh and Mark. You remember Mark. He was crying last time because no one stood up for him when he was being bullied. And yet, he stood by and said nothing this time.
Of course the episode was edited to keep Paul from looking like the piece of shit that he was.
FINALLY we get to the live non-eviction. Jessica plays the halting hex. So, it is straight to the HOH competition. Kevin is pissed he doesn’t have time for a wardrobe change.
The challenge is Gravestone Golf this week is Big Brother Horror week. Yikes. It’s a tombstone theme, but the game is basically putting a golf ball. They will land in slots with varying scores at the end of the slanted course. YES JOSH TAKES THE LEAD WITH 23. Please let him win!!!
JOSH WINS! JOSH WINS! JOSH WINS!
Oh shut up. I know y’all hate Josh but I am happy for him. He’s making his mama proud. After weeks of being bullied, and then being bullied he’s going to get a letter from home. And he cried. Hopefully mama tells him to be a nice boy.