Brandi Glanville is making all kinds of news today, and none of it for anything good. First of all, it seems that both Brandi and Joanna Krupa are finally arguing about how Joanna’s privates smell. Last week the news was that Joanna’s ex (soon to be ex?) husband Romain Zago was deposed about her aroma. Romain swore under oath that Joanna’s lady pond smells “amazing.” Also deposed in this four-year saga were Lisa Vanderpump and Mohammed Hadid.
Today, with Brandi in London and Joanna in Poland for appearances, their attorneys agreed to a settlement. Brandi agreed to a public apology which was released today. It stated, “I want to apologize to Joanna Krupa for the statements I have made about her. I regret ever making such statements about Joanna Krupa. I also certainly never intended my statements to be taken so seriously and out of proportion. I apologize because I never wanted my statements to affect Joanna Krupa’s reputation and I wish her continued success in life.”
The other details of the settlement have been sealed by the court. Joanna originally asked for $15,000 before deciding her platinum vagine was worth closer to two million smackers. I imagine the financial settlement was much closer to the first figure than the second. Four years of attorneys fees will be the largest financial loss for Brandi.
Today, Brandi entered the Celebrity Big Brother house. Before she even got in the door she started running her foul mouth on the live show. She wasted no time calling Eddie dumb and referred to Leann as a fucking cunt. British tabloids have been reporting on her foul mouth and revealing clothing since then. It seems we always send our ugliest Americans to be on this show. Sadly, Britain never keeps them and always sends them home. It doesn’t sound like they want to keep Brandi there either.
Clearly, the legal settlement with Joanna has done nothing to curb Brandi’s mouth. Her children must be so proud.