We begin this episode in Split at Fabrique where Hannah and Adam have left the bar to return to the boat to call it a night. Malia is irritated that those two former mortal enemies may literally be in bed together now. Bugsy tells Malia to just go make out with Wes. Everyone is wasted and making bad decisions. Especially Wes who is all too eager to make out with Malia despite her duplicitous ways. Hannah is falling down drunk and almost goes in to the water between the yacht and the dock. Adam seem to be the more sober of these two, but he is still drunk enough to think palling around with Hannah is a good idea. Or not. Once they get in the boat, and the rest of the crowd struggles in, Hannah wants to hook up with Adam and Adam shuts her down. He says he wants to put her to bed, not take her to bed.
Hannah takes a hard fall off a kitchen cabinet onto the floor head first. Now I am afraid for her to go to bed, she may have a concussion. But drunk Wes picks her up and walks her to her bunk. Meanwhile, Malia wants to talk to Adam because she cannot stand that Adam and Hannah hung out all night. Adam blows Malia off as well, sending her ping ponging right back to drunk Wes who hugs her tight. After they make out, everyone goes to bed. Wes crawls in Malia’s top bunk and they start having sex. Bugsy, leaves the bottom bunk to sleep in the crew mess hall. Bobby, who is still butthurt over Malia’s minor promotion goes to yell at them for throwing Bugs out of her bed. Wes leaves before his clothes came off and goes back to his room that he shares with Adam.
And that was just the first five minutes.
The next morning, Bugsy complains to Captain Sandy that Hannah hasn’t been pulling her weight all season. Case in point, Hannah is still in bed and Bugsy has been working all morning.
The primary charter guest is another returnee, Jerry. Jerry likes to drink a lot and likes late night milkshakes. There will be a total of two guys and six women. It’s the last charter of the season.
Before the guests arrive, Bugsy does what Captain Sandy suggested and has a talk with Hannah. She starts out well and then just blurts out that she thinks Hannah is a lousy stew. That may be true but this sort of confrontation will do nothing to encourage Hannah to start doing her job. She says the Hannah was not pulling pull her weight. Bugsy feels like they are not working as a team. Hannah says that is because Bugsy violated her trust by reading the primary guest tablet. I know I am in the minority here but I saw no problem with Bugsy reading the tablet she heard bleeping when Bugsy was cleaning the primary cabin while Hannah was somewhere covertly texting with the charter guest she banged the night before. She certainly had to see why it was still on and why messages were coming in long after the guest had departed. Hannah lies about hooking up with the guest. Then Hannah goes to tell Captain Sandy that Bugsy feels like she is doing all the work, so Hannah would like to be allowed to go back on night shift. Captain Sandy thinks Hannah is just the best chief stew ever for coming up with this plan. Oh Sandy. Really?
Next we are supposed to believe that Bobby just so happens to have matched on Tinder with a charter guest who is coming on board. Based solely on a couple of her photos, I’m going to guess she’s a yacht girl. Hah! Soon Hannah confirms that the six girls with the two older guys are in fact yacht girls. I remember these guys from last time. They were dirtbags.
While the charter guests to what yacht girls do with old men, Adam mopes about Malia. He spills his feelings to Malia and explains they had been texting about their future together the entire charter. In between Malia’s romps with Wes of course.
Bobby is introduced to Yacht Girl #6 at dinner as his “Tinder Match.” Ridiculous. Bugsy is disgusted that Bobby is texting with Yacht Girl #6. The next day, Bobby takes #6 on a jetski ride, where they make out.
Adam goes to show Wes the texts between him and Malia. To be Continued…
Next week is the season finale. Things don’t end well for Malia and Wes.
Obsessed with this show. They taped the reunion tonight I guess it airs Aug 15..so excited
Me too Bill, love it!! RHONY is my fav and just love the Oklahoma ladies. I’m glad to see Hannah and Adam getting along. I feel so bad for Adam. Just hope Wes wises up.
I too love this and RHONY. I pretty much stopped watching any RH except NY. I also feel bad for Adam. Now it makes perfect sense why he was pissy all charter season and why he seemed super creepy. He was hiding the fact that they were together before and being led on by this chick. It’s very hard to not be pissy with it rubbed in your face constantly when someone plays you. That really sucks. I like him and Hannah being friends. From the looks of her instagram they are still friends.
My three favorites also Brenda and add Below Deck. Cannot stand Vicki and Kelly so I quit watching Orange County Housewives and never cared for NJersey or BevHills and will not watch the Canada or Dallas either.
Can hardly wait for Below Deck to come on………should be soon.
I did see Bugsy at the Publix on 17th Street in FLL a couple of weeks ago. She’s definitely Chief Stew on a yacht somewhere because she had part of her crew with her. The were definitely provisioning a yacht.
It seems like a couple of things happen with these yachties; they either make total asses of themselves on the show and get blackballed out of the business or follow the career path business as usual.
To read someone’s IPad or Phone text to me is a total invasion of property. I would never do it, nor would I want anyone snooping around on mine.
Bugs did need to check the iPad to see why it kept going off but not for 9 hours, that’s what made it wrong plus showing anyone else, aside from that so have to say I’m liking this season better than last
I don’t think she did anything wrong when she picked up the ipad and saw the messages, but she should have logged out from that point. It’s an invasion of the guests privacy. If she had access to those messages, there could have been many more that she also didn’t need to see from other people. And then she showed it to everyone and took it off the yacht, which is highly unprofessional and borderline theft for leaving with it. So she needs to check herself before calling other unprofessional. I would say everyone but Lauren and that other guy have been unprofessional at some point this season. Oh and Captain Sandy. She is great.
Exactly! To see why the iPad was active she did not have to keep reading all the guest’s personal texts coming in for the next ten hours, nor take off with it in her bag so she could pull it out it at the bar, nor show it to other crew members and get them to read the guest’s personal texts as well, nor use the iPad to incite crew conflict and whip up the others to gang up on Hannah when all of them (aside from maybe Lauren) have acted unprofessionally and are hypocrites stoning Hannah from their glass house.
Bugs would’ve needed to read only a couple texts, that’s it. Then if she thinks it’s such a misdemeanor she should’ve brought it straight to the Captain–not maliciously gossiped with the rest of the crew while invading the primary’s privacy and causing irreparable rifts within the team. Captain Sandy herself tweeted to Bugs that she should’ve brought the iPad straight to her.
I’m am so sick of every crew member except Hannah I’m only still watching because it’s the end of the season. I will only watch next season if Bugs, Malia, Wes and Bobby are nowhere near it.
Bugs’ bellyaching about her doing more than her share of the work is unprofessional. Also, trying to get Lauren in on the whole mess. I think Hannah does a great job. The charter guests all seem to really like her. I think the chef and the chief stew really determine how well they get tipped. If she wasn’t doing her job well, Cap. Sandy would NOT like her.
Captain Sandy, by her own admission, had no idea what was going on with the staff until she saw the episodes. ‘
Clearly tonight she had no idea what was going on with the stews. She had no idea Wes and Malia were dating. She was totally clueless the entire season.
Sandy looked a lot more masculine when I saw her in Monaco
Are your point is?
Also, if you watched the show, Bugs did every single meal service, set every table, cleaned the master every time, Lauren did laundry all day and also helped with service.
Hannah herself said tonight that she doesn’t think Bugsy gets all the things she has to do that are not related to the guests. That is bullshit.
Also, there is no way you can watch this show and not see how many times Hannah was in bed while Bugsy was working. It was the focus of every episode.
What I saw was Bugsy occasionally doing meal service (Hannah dealt with the onion guests for instance) and the same clip of Hannah sleeping – on a yacht where the captain insisted everyone sleeps, and who berated the chief stew for wanting to stay up to finish cleaning, etc. on the first charter.
They have different shifts. Bugsy was totally out of line.
Well there is a thing called editing. Hannah may be totally lazy, or they are just making it look that way. The point is, Hannah is her superior. I would never go tell my boss that he is doing a lousy job. Her doing so proves her lack of maturity. We never see Hannah making provisions and ordering all the entertainment and everything else involved in charters. We know it happens and its her job, but they only showed it once or twice. There is more behind the scenes. Not to mention managing who does what when. I am with Hannah. Her toilet scrubbing days are over at that point.
It’s amazing to me that this many episodes in you guy still don’t get that Production told Hannah when to tweet her friend, that she clearly knew prior to the charter, so that the tablet in the master suite would beep. Even Captain Sandy was told to deliver a line to Bugsy along the lines of “make sure you have the tablet with you.” It was as plain as the nose on Nene’s face.
Onions thing also obvious storyline.
Weird pretend facetime with Ben storyline.
This is a scripted show.
Do you think Bugsy was told to take it to the entire crew? (That is what put me over the edge of not liking her/thinking she’s a bitch)
IF you watched the season, she was told to take it to BOBBY. Which made no sense at all logically because none of the stews liked Bobby at that point in time. Bobby was also Hannah main enemy then, so then BOBBY is the one who spread the news.
Are you sitting down? The guy certainly didn’t sacrifice his real phone in the hot tub for this storyline either.
She didn’t object to Bobby taking it to the crew, and I certainly saw her bring it up time and time again to crew and in her talking heads, much more than Bobby! He was her tool. Frankly, I think that Bugsy is jealous that she’s the ONLY female that hasn’t been in a hook up, real or fake, off camera o not. I think that pissed her off.
You know I like to pretend the storyline is real.
Fact is – Adrienne delegated beyond belief the first season of BD. Hannah has the right to delegate, and doing some of the phone/travel agent shit IS work, and she was doing it in front of Capt. Sandy so she saw some of the work Hannah did.
That’s kinda the way I saw it, too. Hannah earned the right to be Chief Stew and it’s her ass that’s on the line if things don’t go smoothly. Same in the business world. I would never bellyache that my manager is lazy and has me doing all the work and I doubt my people bitch about me not doing my share of the work, either. We all have different roles and responsibilities. If Bugsy didn’t want to be 2nd Stew, she didn’t have to take the position. And it looked to me like the same clip of Hannah in bed, all season. HOWEVER it is a “reality” show and we know how “real” they really are.
I’ve been watching 90 day Fiance and for a few minutes I thought one of the females was Paola. I thought, “I knew it!! She’s a yacht girl and is using Russ!!” LOL.
Poalo is just about a prostitute if anyone would let her and she could be “famous.” She would never do true work the cheif, 2nd and 3rd stew do. Sure it’s scripted but those bitches work! Its a small boat and a lot to do. It would be very annoying and obvious if someone didn’t pull thier weight. Maybe she is lazy? Not sure the truth. They all work though
TT I guess maybe I was saying that I was really irritated over her bellyaching, cuz I don’t pay attention to all those little things. Sometimes I miss some pretty obvious stuff. I cant sit and just watch tv, I’m always on my iPad doing something else @ the same time. That being said, I did notice Bug’s constant b itching – It got really repetitive and if I noticed it, it was significant.
Yeah I have ADD, its impossible to just sit and watch anything. I can watch the same episode 3 or 4 times and still only know about 60% of what the hell is going on.
I come here to fill in the blanks.
I think Malia is getting an unfair rap by some sites. I don’t think she is malicious at all or trying to be a dick tease. I think she knew Adam and was attracted to him and then got to know Wes and became attracted to him. I think Adam slowly showed himself to be a really intense guy with mean streak. When Hannah blames malia for Adam’s asshole behavior and lack of professionalism, it was sheer bullshit. Adam is a spoiled dick. Hannah is a stereotypical mean girl who was always vying for attention from da boys. It just so happened the boys were interested in Malia. She is mostly happy, game for work, and has an amiable personality. She had that while girl next door thing going. I think she got entangled with one day while slowly realizing he’s a little bitch and her attraction to the same dude grew. I think she was just confused and didn’t handle it totally right because it’s awkward to have a waning interest and a growing interest in tight quarters. Most of us have dealt with s similar issue in our 20s and then are more proactive about keeping it clean in future endeavors. I honestly think most people treating Malia like a scarlet women are just unreasonable or jealous. She’s not some siren; just a girl who all the guys wanted to ask to prom and didn’t know who to pick. She even said she did not have this experience in HS. At first it probably felt flattering and then it’s more trouble than it’s worth.
Malia is not some poor little 20 year old, naive and helpless about her attractions to multiple guys on the boat. “Hannah is a stereotypical mean girl who was always vying for attention from the boys”
I didn’t see Hannah going for the boys at all (if anything, her only flirtations were from the ONE charter guest who she probably had a previous relationship with and MALIA). Malia flirted with every crew member with a free penis. INCLUDING HER BOSS. THAT is fucking reprehensible (frankly, more disruptive to morale, etc. than Hannah’s ONE KISS with a charter guest.)
She was going to fuck her SUPERIOR, her BOSS, knowing there was a camera until Bobby interrupted them. She even kicked her roommate out to do so. It was disgusting. I can’t believe Hannah has ben labeled as the most unprofessional with all this going on. Wes, Bobby, and definitely Malia are all much much worse.
Free penis eh? Is THAT why Malia made out with Hannah?
I mean Bobbys penis was free, hell Bobby would have wrapped his winky in 100 dollah bills and Malia still wouldn’t have been interested.
Maybe Hannah has a better penis than Bobby?
Adam needs therapy not punani. Dude practically has “unbreak my heart” playing softly in the background everywhere he goes.
He’s a shitty rom-com character come to life. Its sad. I wanna send the guy a box of man-pons and tell him to suck it up. At 32 he’s too old for this go cry emo kid bullshit.
You, Trisha Lynn Dragon, are my hero. This is right on, and funny as hell.
Hannah must be rather unfuckable. She was all over Ben like a bad rash last year and he completely shot her down. This year, it’s Adam once they bonded over their mutual disgust of Malia. She threw herself at Adam and he put her to bed. I don’t like her at all this season. I was glad to hear Bugsy say she should have never accepted a Second Stew position.
I can’t stand her. I don’t have a reason.
Something about her just…sucks.
I don’t like her enough to pinpoint why I don’t like her.
I guess I am old fashioned but a gentleman would never discuss his intimacys with anyone other than his partner. If a man shared an intimate text between himself and his lover with another person I would never speak to him again. I would only say 6 words to Adam if I were Malia. You are dead to me Adam. I would never speak to him again, or look at him or pass him on the street. So ,I think Adam is a dirt bag of the lowest kind.
I also think Bugsy had a real issue but her delivery was terrible. She lost most of her credibility when she opened her mouth and sounded like a very unprofessional whining brat.
Love Captain Sandy. Her only fault was believing the crew would be professional and instead they behaved like they were on a reality show…haha.
I love her too but I’m 99.9999999999% sure her ignorance was planned and definitely deliberate. No way she “believ[ed] the crew would be professional” she knew dirt was going down.
Captain Yawn is a bit of a lesbian stereotype, as someone who is damn near textbook example of that same sterotype I guarantee you that she went out if her way not to know what was going on outside of what was her responsibility. You keep an eye on your young bucks but steer clear of getting involved in shit that ain’t yo’ bidness. We know the kinda shit that goes on, because we did it too 🙂
Mind ya bidness, stay in your lane and if it ain’t interfering with work it ain’t none of your business. She knows WAY more than shes letting on, of this I have no doubt.
YEP!!!!!!??
I don’t think Hannah is lazy. She delegates, that’s what bosses do. Of course she’s not going to be in there doing laundry and scrubbing toilets and making beds, she’s the BOSS. She’s earned the privilege not to have to do the grunt work, she has other things to do. And who TF is Malia to weigh in on what a chief stew’s responsibilities are or should be? She’s has zero experience on yachts. SO sick of her and Bugsy. Hope neither one of them are back next season.
Yep! That’s what I’ve been thinking this entire season every time she (Bugsy) opens her mouth to whine about Hannah. And Malia is a brat. Her little shenanigans could have cost them a lot of hard earned money if they didn’t keep their shit together as a team. Personally, I would have had a problem with her hooking up with a crew member. That serves to undermine the entire team and I’d be super pissed if I lost money on account of it.
Exactly, that is what “upper management” does. I do think she was (as was Bobby) inappropriate with the guest. But I do think much of this show is scripted. I can’t imagine making so many off the cuff comments about the guests and it having no one ever complain.
I don’t think this was any shortage of complaining on this crew with the exception of Max (so cute). Everyone seemed nasty about something.
Did anyone else find this last charter a little awkward with the guests? I just felt like there was a creepy sense between them. Those girls def didn’t seem interested in being alone with those guys at all. When the return guest asked that one girl to come here for a minute (when they had the “faux” Bobby date) she seemed like yuck, don’t talk to me.
Anyway, next week looks interesting.
Bug’s problem is that she has a problem w/her EGO! It really bothers being under Hannah. My guess is the only reason she took the 2nd Stew job is so she could be on tv.
Do the math: There are 3 girls whose job it is to provide perfect service and perfect order and cleanliness at all times, while every utterance from guests (that always outnumber them by at least 2-1) is fulfilled as if it came down on a tablet from God. It’s called service, and not at a level that requires technical knowledge of anything. The chief stew coordinates the other grunt workers because someone has to, and you don’t need a captain to micromanage who needs to make the drinks and who needs to make the beds. But her job is Mainly STEW, and not Chief. She isn’t a boss of any relevance, since she doesn’t even have hire and fire privileges, only the ability to tattle. The whole job of stew is grunt work, not sleeping during peek work times or boffing the guests, and it’s ridiculous to think the Chief Stew is above it all by virtue of her vast knowledge of hospital corners that got her the position. If there’s anything “professional” that’s required of a CS, it’s that she create an environment where those under her are motivated to work and keep them on task from the personal animosities (not join them in it), to not use her slightly elevated position as a sword against an employee who caught her in a fire-able offense (as did Hannah with Bugs) and don’t screw the clients. Did I mention I don’t like lying, manipulative Hannah?
I haven’t been a fan of Adam since he thought it was funny to cram onions into every dish during the “no onion” charter. As someone who has a truly bad reaction to uncooked onions, his actions were inexcusable. He should have been denied his portion of the tip for that charter. Having said that, I have no problem with him informing Wes that Malia was playing both of them at the same time. Malia was in over her head and deserved a tough lesson about respect and honesty. No male or female should roll over other people’s lives like a wrecking ball and not expect to eventually be called on it. If both guys (including Malia) agreed that no feelings were allowed, it would have been different, but Malia appeared to enjoy the fact that both guys had feelings for her more than she did the sexual encounters. That’s reckless, and a tad mean. Malia needs to learn that “cute girls” and women of all sorts, can effectuate accomplishments and being more powerful than men in their workplace without using their sexuality. Bobby might have been an A-1 asshole, but he wasn’t too far off the mark when it came to Malia. She would have been fully within her rights to read him the riot act about being judged for being a cute girl if she had not started a personal relationship with her boss. These are tough lessons, but well worth learning. Hopefully she has.
Hannah better thank her lucky stars Bugsy found the tablet before the next guests boarded. Hannah has been a terrible stew, Bugsy was right. And Adam needs to GET OVER IT. What a little baby to show Wes the text messages-I think it made him look worse than Malia. I think Malia was sending those texts because she knew she was over him and was trying to wait til after the season to break it off. Should she have kissed Wes? Probably not…but I wouldn’t want to break up with someone like Adam while sequestered with him on a boat. I thought your recap was 100% spot on.
You are my ONLY-EST friend Viva.
I finally watched the episode. I can NOT believe Adam. These past 4 weeks? 4 weeks? 4 weeks is a get to know you and see if I like you period. She decided she didn’t like you! Get over it. You weren’t in a committed relationship! She owed you nada. Adam is a bad sport. He wasn’t happy with her decision so he wasn’t going to allow her to be happy. How cruel!!! I think she genuinely fell for Adam until she got to know him better and then really fell for Wes. I believe she regrets Adam. I can’t stand Adam. She should have been more honest with Wes and told him she has feelings but because of he bad experience with Adam she wants to wait until the Season is over to take it to a romantic level. He would have respected that. I imagine it’s hard to think straight in that situation. And lust always takes some level of reason out of the equation.
If Hannah is ever recast on this show I will quit watching. I can think of quite a few very descriptive words of her but I’ll keep those to myself. She;s just a horrible, manipulative person. And I liked the captain until she high-fived Hannah after Hannah came running to her about the confrontation with Bugs. All of them seem to have issues except for Max. I like Max, Bugs, and Adam. Wouldn’t cry over never seeing the rest of them again.