I’m going to try to give you the short version of what just happened in the house. I am HUGELY distracted because I want to watch the aftermath. Here are the events of the day.
This morning was the voluntary temptation challenge. Mark won safety. Jason lost and is on the block. They wore tutus as part of the contest. After the challenge, Matt gave Raven his tutu and she has worn it all day. Kevin gave Paul his tutu because he wanted it for some reason. Mark wore his yellow tutu during the nominations.
Nominations happened and Paul put up Cody and Jessica to flush out the Halting Hex that Jessica has. Paul thought it would be like when he was nominated and he would have to renom two people. He had planned on Mark and Elena. Then when Mark won he had planned on Elena and Josh with Josh being a pawn.
But the Hex is not played until live evictions so Jody stayed on the block.
Then when feeds cam back, Paul offered to talk to Jody in HOH. Both of them screamed at Paul and Cody threatened Paul. Paul told him to GTFO of his HOH. Everyone went back downstairs. Paul went off about Cody getting in his face. Paul is FURIOUS with Cody. These too official hate each other.
Mark, idiot that he is, started defending Cody. Josh went OFF on Mark. It was glorious and Josh went on and on he said Mark never stood up publicly for Dom but he is standing up for Cody threatening violence. Josh was RELENTLESS and Mark just sat there for a long time while he Josh told him that Elena could do so much better than him, he’s a bully, he acts like a child, it was GOLD. Did I point out that Mark was sitting there wearing a yellow tutu?
Then like twenty minutes into his rant, Mark says something. Earlier in the week, Josh was banging pans like Evel Dick. It pissed Mark off. Josh remembered that Mark hates this shit. So he starts banging pans again.
Feeds were cut. Since Mark didn’t actually swing it looks like he stays for now. But if you have the feeds. GET ON THEM NOW. It’s all still going on.
Josh just professed his undying love for Elena. lol.
Josh screaming like Evel Dick again going off on Mark saying he will not sleep a wink in this house. Josh will not stop. I can’t imagine how much this bandwidth is costing me.
EVERYONE IS GOING BATSHIT NOW. HAVE TO GO.
Josh screaming MEATBALLS! YOU’RE GOING HOME!