We left off last week during a physical confrontation between Wes and Adam while the crew was on shore leave in Croatia. Adam gave Wes a brutal wedgie, then Adam was being a dick to Wes taking photos. Wes knocked Adam’s camera out of his hands and Adam gave Wes a nice hard shove to the back of his head. Hannah took Wes and Bugsy took Adam and the two were separated.
Once everyone is back on the boat, Malia and Wes share a long hug. Then all the guys including Max, tell Malia that all of the unrest on the boat is her fault for stringing two guys along all charter season. I have never seen Max lose his cool before ever. The entire crew is over the Malia drama.
Adam wants to show Wes the text messages that he exchanged with Malia.
The next charter is on short one nighter with people from Houston. They have flown all the way from Texas to Croatia, for one night on a yacht and they are requesting a Texas themed black tie dinner with yellow roses. What is WRONG with American travelers?
Even Captain Sandy is unhappy with Malia who failed to communicate with the captain on her first charter as lead deckhand.
For some reason, Hannah asks Bobby and Malia to unpack the guests’ luggage in the master suite. This is not normal behavior, so it’s clearly a production set up. What is Hannah doing exactly? It seems Lauren and Bugsy would like to know as well. Bugsy sends Lauren to take over for Bobby and Malia who have no idea how to unpack bags.
Adam apologizes to Wes. It seemed fairly sincere to me, but Wes wasn’t buying it.
I am pausing during the dinner to look up the salad recipe. It looks like it is an Israeli thing. Shannon Beador’s trainer has scared into getting back to my clean eating. I’ve been off the healthy train for a while and the crazy is steadily increasing. The ghetto Publix space seems to have been taken over by one of those Korean International Markets so I am headed there tomorrow to buy strange fruits and veggies that I have no idea what to do with. Adam’s dinner was sensational.
The crew has not yet figured out this is a swingers cruise. But when they all convene in one room in the wee hours of the morning, Max figures it out.
The next morning when they dock, Captain Sandy has Bobby take over for Malia. Houston pulls out a Texas sized envelope with the tip. I can tell already that it is probably the biggest tip of the season and only one night of work. Yep, they got $1,360 each for that one night charter. Because everything’s bigger in Texas.
There is only one charter left! I will miss this show.
Bobby ignores what Malia tells him to do. They have a huge blowout. Malia tells Bobby he can’t become a leader by being a dick. This is true. But apparently you can be a lead deckhand by sucking some dick.
The crew goes out for drinks. After Hannah and Adam had a heart to heart about his situation with Malia, Hannah decided he might not be the horrible guy she thought he was. So they got along very well on the one day charter. On the shore, Hannah and Adam were drinking a close talking and Bugsy, who has been Adam’s ally all season seemed jealous. But not as jealous as Malia. Wes seems to have found someone to hook up with as well. Where did she come from? Malia is dumbfounded that she is sitting there with no one to talk to except Bugsy.
Hannah lays a big smooch on Adam. She’s really drunk. Adam offers to walk Hannah back to the boat. Will they hook up?
Next Week: Bugsy and Lauren are sick of Hannah not doing any work. And Adam shows Wes the texts that Malia sent him the night they made out on anchor watch.