During part two of last year’s Shahs of Sunset reunion, it was pointed out that Reza picks a target to harass every season and that Asa was the only one who hasn’t be targeted. Andy asked Asa if she is nervous she will be next. Asa said no. I already see signs of it being the season where they all try to take down Asa for being real on last season’s reunion and pointing out that none of them have jobs outside the show except for her and Shervin.
We start with GG dropping by Asa’s place. Asa has made watermelon drinks and some kind of cucumbers that I wish I had the recipe for. When GG arrives Asa is in one of her caftans on a golden swan floatie in the pool. This is the first time these two have seen each other since the reunion. GG, tells the five months pregnant Asa that she looks skinny. “You look so skinny!” is the Beverly Hills hello. Then GG knocks her off her raft. Because, GG. It is then that GG realizes that Asa is pregnant. GG is thrilled.
Asa tries to prepare GG to apologize to Reza for the whole sex tape scandal last year. Asa wants the group back together. Or at least capable of being at the same event.
MJ shows up at Mike’s house with buttery chocolate croissants. That caused a lot of drama last year when Mike told her not to eat croissants. MJ has a sick sense of humor. MJ’s tits are completely out of her dress in the entire scene. It is not a good look. MJ says her father has been in the hospital for three months. If that is the case it has to be more than just a mild stroke. MJ and Mike immediately start some sort of moral shaming about Asa having a baby out of wedlock. This is not 1957.
Asa goes to visit Reza who is preparing to have a party to celebrate his one year anniversary with Adam. Everyone gets on the party bus to go to the venue. GG was apparently not invited. The venue is a place with tigers. Reza, because he is an idiot, thought it would be great to remind everyone that he backed out of the wedding and took everyone except Adam to Thailand where Adam’s dream wedding was supposed to happen. As you might imagine, Adam is having flashbacks to that terrible time and MJ is just making it worse by talking about how they all got to pet tigers in Thailand.
At the safari themed outdoor dinner, Reza starts grilling Shervin about his relationship with Annalise. They claim to be exclusive, but Reza tells us in his talking heads that Shervin is a whore. Reza was very unhappy that Shervin was mad a full time cast member. Annalise seems bored out of her mind. Reza and Adam seem very happy.
MJ starts grilling Asa about marrying Jermaine. Jermaine has not proposed, but they have talked about it. It seems she plans on getting married at some future time. Asa says that they practically live together and will move into their own house in the future. Mike wants to talk about the fact that Jermaine is black. What is wrong with these idiots? In her talking head MJ seems to suggest that Asa wanted a proposal and didn’t get one. If MJ really thinks that then why is she dragging it out on national TV?
Adam goes to meet GG at a coffeehouse. GG get a beer. I didn’t understand what kind it was. Perhaps it is non-alcoholic. Adam says he never got an apology from her for attacking him. She pulls out her phone and shows him she apologized that night. He says he may have had her blocked by then, he never saw it. GG keeps saying “what happened to you” rather than “what I did to you.” Adam picks up on this too and asks if she is able to apologize for what she did to him. He says he was asked constantly what happened to his neck and he said he got mauled by a dog. She never does apologize in the right way that suggests ownership of her behavior. Adam accepts her apology anyway. He says he still doesn’t want a relationship with her because of Reza.
Adam gives a very positive spin of the meeting with GG to Reza and encourages him to be open to accepting an apology from GG.
I’m not going to recap the exploitation of a sick man who is unable to consent to filming. Reza is so overcome he has to leave the room to collect himself. This is heartbreaking. MJ is in denial about her father’s condition.
Shervin has rented a house in Malibu to through an all cast party. Right away, the idiot guys start jumping off the balcony into the pool.
Reza is still crying when they get to the party. Reza tells Adam and Mike and Asa how bad MJ’s dad is.
Shervin spared no expense for this party. GG’s husband soon to be ex is coming to the party. She describes him to Adam as “quiet.”
Reza is so emotional from seeing MJ’s dad that he decides to make up with GG and stop making trivial things so important. What has happened to Reza’s cold dead heart? GG gives the whole gang some little people that she got in Belize. It sounds odd but it was very sweet. It was the best apology and group make up scene ever. It seemed very heartfelt. It will never last, but it is as close to peace in the middle east as we are going to get.
Next Week: Reza has a Peace In The Middle East Halloween Party. What could possibly go wrong there?