Luann looks great in her purple dress. Luann says she doesn’t drink margaritas. It was a very long trip and when they arrived at the house they were greeted with margaritas and they just kept flowing. They didn’t eat until the very late dinner and the tequila just crept up on her. About the fall she says, “when you trip, make it part of the dance.” I love Luann’s attitude toward life.
Luann confirms the obvious that Ramona is not a good tipper, or a tipper at all really.
Once again, Andy does not know how to interview people. He was trying to get to the bottom of the false story Page Six put out about their marriage hanging by a thread. Why didn’t I cover the story? Because it was utterly ridiculous. Their “insider” claimed that Tom doesn’t want anything to do with the show. That is not just wrong, it the complete opposite of the truth. Tom has fucked his way through the cast because he has been dying to be on the show since the very first season! Tom LOVES the attention.
Luann says they did have an argument in a restaurant she claims she didn’t slap him, but I don’t believe her because she has given multiple versions of the “tap” that decrease in seriousness with each retelling. I do believe they have a passionate relationship when it comes to fighting and sex. We could have gotten a much better version of the story if Andy would just SHUT HIS MOUTH AND LET THE GUESTS TALK.
They played the cabin coupon ad on WWHL. I thought it was cute, and a very smart investment by Scott.
Someone asked Luann why she felt entitled to the best room on the ski trip. Luann said looking back at the footage she thought it was an awful look. She said the room she was in had no electricity. Really? That’s weird. And she mentioned that she had just returned from her honeymoon.
There was a game where Ali Wentworth was supposed to give clues to Luann who was on the balcony hiding in a bush. Luann was to guess the celebrity. But of course Andy wanted to play, so he just shouted out things for Ali to say. It was a total fail.
Andy’s Jackhole was OJ. I agree that OJ is a jackhole, but the story he told was FAKE NEWS.
I really thought this episode was going to be better. I had heard good things. Maybe it is just my afternoon just at lunch after not eating all day, slump?