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Teen Mom 2 Is Back!

July 19, 2017 by tamaratattles 25 Comments

I was watching this thinking “I can’t wait for Becky J’s recap!” Then I realized this is another series and she hasn’t signed up for it. So rather than do a real recap I just want to give up a place to talk about it.

Chelsea is still happy as a clam with her man and baby girl. When the show starts she is just a few weeks from her due date and still running all over town, being a mom to her kid and planning parties. She says her labor was only an hour. The baby boy is named Watson.

Jenelle on the other hand can’t seem to do anything while she is pregnant other than throw fits and cry. Kaiser is starting to show the effects of the lack of parenting and acting out. Janelle on the other hand is upstaging his tantrums. Later, Jenelle takes off with Kaiser. Is he in a cardboard box in the back seat? I am seriously asking. 

It is weird having Briana on this season. Briana is pregnant again because she didn’t think she could get pregnant again so she didn’t use birth control.  Her mom took her to an abortion clinic but at some point she changed her mind. The father is 31. Apparently, he is cheating on her while she is pregnant. Briana wants to put the baby up for adoption.

I don’t often feel sorry for Leah but seeing her trying to wrangle three girls, at least one of which was dead asleep, in car seats, before dawn, in the pouring rain looked like sheer misery to me.  She seems generally excited about going to college. I am surprised she qualified for English 101 though. She must have taken remedial courses the first time she went to college. After class, she had to take Allie to therapy and ended the night with a custody swap in a dark rainy parking lot.

Javi is really worried he is going to be deployed again.It breaks my heart to see him crying. Leah’s baby daddy refuses to even have his name mentioned on the show. I can’t believe three of them are pregnant at the same time.

Who is watching this with me?

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  1. Lucy Loo says

    July 19, 2017 at 6:20 pm

    Every season i tell myself i wont be watching anymore…I’ve had it with this show! But………..I always get sucked in.

    Poor donut! Makes me sick the way both of those goons throw him around lIke a piece of furniture. Typical Janelle with the poor me attitude.

    Leah looked so happy to be starting college. I wish her luck.
    I wish Chelsea would quit with the baby talk voice.
    No words for Kail yet.

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    • eastjames says

      July 19, 2017 at 7:12 pm

      I know Chelsea is everybody’s favorite Teen Mom because she’s not a complete dysfunctional mess, but I can’t stand the baby voice. Her husband talks weird too. I’m glad they’re happy though!

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      • Charlotte says

        August 3, 2017 at 12:56 am

        She never fixes her hair! And that baby voice …. (cringe) I just mute it out now. Drives me freaking crazy, I used to be a big fan of hers. But she’s gotten too big for her britches… Jmo

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  2. Victoria says

    July 19, 2017 at 6:43 pm

    I’ve been waiting for this recap.
    I live to bitch about teen mom 2.
    This was basically 40 minutes of television
    The only entertaining / noteworthy segment was Jenelles. Sadly, she only entertained us with … well, honestly, child abuse.

    Literally nothing else happened on the episode.

    Kailyn doesn’t “want to talk about it”
    Fire her.
    Chelsea had her baby. Life is great.
    Leah went back to school … again. Okay. Things look alright there.
    And then there was Briana … or was there? Lol
    Mariah Carey I DONT KNOW HER meme.

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  3. tobaccorhoda says

    July 19, 2017 at 7:17 pm

    4 are/were pregnant. Chelsea, Breanna, Kail and Janelle. Between the five women, they have 13 children by 12 different men. And MTV keeps saying this show is a deterrent to unwanted pregnancy?

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    • eastjames says

      July 19, 2017 at 7:25 pm

      I make my teen daughter watch it with me and I must say that she is horrified by most of these girls so maybe there are other girls out there who are disgusted as well. Having said that, I am also the parent who will generously give out birth control, condoms, chastity belts, duct tape….whatever it takes to keep her from being a teen mom. We’ve discussed it at length.

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  4. eastjames says

    July 19, 2017 at 7:19 pm

    I am curious about Leah qualifying for many college classes but if West VA is anything like my poor southern state riddled with unemployment then they are letting any and every body go to college for free. I am all about everyone being edu-mu-cated but we shouldn’t lower the standards just so people can have a free ride. Hell I’m about to graduate with a 4.0 and I’m not THAT smart. I am rooting for her though.

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  5. TAMARA says

    July 19, 2017 at 7:30 pm

    I’m watching. Kailyn is trash. Jenelle is whole wreck Brianna is crazy. Leah is doing better. (Slowly) and Chelsea is clearly the only sane one! She’s great and picking up her check. So you go girl.

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  6. Twilly says

    July 19, 2017 at 7:35 pm

    I am!!

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  7. Sabrina Too says

    July 19, 2017 at 8:35 pm

    I’m watching it with you!! ?
    I’m too old to be this involved in these womens lives, but Im still watching, 8 seasons later!

    I was mostly bothered by the treatment of Kaiser. That little boy is so sweet and I cant stand to see him raised by Jenelle. ugghh.

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  8. Seamonkey says

    July 19, 2017 at 9:19 pm

    I watched. Poor Kaiser. He must think his name means “bost anchor” or “ball and chain”.

    He gets slung around and blamed for everything they cannot do.

    You know if she would GET OVER HERSELF, I bet Barbara would have babsat Kaiser while they moved..

    Maybe not and I really wouldn’t blame her.

    And Jenelle whines so much about wanting Jace..

    I remember an episode last season where Jace came to visit and he wanted to play video games buit Jenelle insisted he sit at the table with them for family time.. but the whole time they filmed, she was hunched over her cell phone ranting and raving about Nathen. Poor Jace was just sitting there, bored.

    And another rant.. Jenelle is so proud of having training to work in medical offices.. but with any decent background check, I would think she would be completely unhirable. But she loves to make fun of her mother working at Wal Mart.

    Hey. Barbara is WORKING, you aren’t.

    Happy that Leah is happy but skeptical about English 101 as well and that lipstick.. YIKES! Hopefully she will observe that her fellow students probably don’t dress up much to sit in class. But she was so giddy, so I’m happy for that.

    Poor Javi! He finds out he might have to go back into COMBAT and Kail is all pouty as if he must have made that happen!

    I am not thrilled with the addition of Breanna.. so I guess she qualified by not learning her lesson the first time?

    She was talking adoption but on the previews the baby daddy was all puffed up and saying no.

    Chelsea can baby talk all she wants, I just love seeing how well they are doing She has really grown up. They only thing that used to make me CRAZY was the hair in her face and when she kept letting Adam back into her life, but she has moved on in both areas.

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    • Victoria says

      July 21, 2017 at 5:02 pm

      Leah is wearing that dumb lipstick because she sells it. Lipsense.

      Kailyn sells Scentsy.

      They all do waist trainers and detox tea.

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  9. Daintyfeets says

    July 20, 2017 at 1:00 am

    I fast forwarded through Brian’s. Not interested in her, at all.

    I’m happy for Leah. I’m hopeful to will help her self-esteem, confidence and fill her void that has been filled by male validation, in the past.

    It was interesting how Kail exposes herself while taking about baby dady. She said he doesn’t want to be on The show so “his OTHER hoes don’t find out” about her. She included herself as one of his hoes. Big dummy. I rejoice in the love Javi has for the kids and it’s beautifully reciprocal.

    Janelle continues to fascinate me. She has a lot of emotional pain. That being said I’m horrified by the way her and David literally throw Kaiser around. Poor kid.

    Congrats on baby Watson for Chelsea and Cole. She has come a long way and it was a hard road, at times. I adore everything Aubs.

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  10. Noellemybelle says

    July 20, 2017 at 1:34 am

    I’m in!!

    Briana – I hate they way she and her family talk about her baby daddy so negatively in front of Nova. At least she could be like Chelsea when she talks about A-D-A-M.

    Kailyn and her new baby daddy drama – can’t wait to watch it unfold.

    Leah and the lipstick. Looks like she is trying to fix herself up this season, which is a move in the right direction.

    Janelle- same ole same ole. Just waiting for someone to file a CPS complaint.

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  11. Cheryl B. (@cherylannburke1) says

    July 20, 2017 at 6:58 am

    Before reading recap, I am seeing the comments expecting the BIGGEST problem. Brianna is moving in and having a guy and his friends around her daughter after not even knowing him a month!!!! Dr.Phil says that is a 33 times riskier chance of abuse to her daughter. (By having people associated with him, not necessarily him). I was shocked and horrified, she is considering. Janelle’s back to being Janelle, and the look on donuts face, says it all. Rough watching. Merry fucking Christmas kids.

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  12. Roposhu says

    July 20, 2017 at 8:26 am

    I’m still watching! I don’t know how to quit this show. Jenelle’s scenes made me want to cry, my heart breaks for Kaiser. She literally throws a fit if she has to lift one finger for him. And she’s bringing another baby into the mix??? Yikes. While I’m not a David fan at all, Kaiser seems to really love him and want to be around him which tells me David does alright by him most of the time (aside from literally throwing him on the floor or banging his head on the car when trying to put him in).

    Kailyn is trash, just a wretched person.

    I hope Leah stays committed to school.

    Chelsea is always a pleasure to watch, she just has her shit together.

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    • Spunky2015 says

      July 20, 2017 at 4:53 pm

      Totally agree on Kailyn. How disrespectful to bang some other random dude and getting pregnant while your husband is serving his country. Plus it was in Javi’s house too. She is scum. She is so used to support from Joe and Javi; doubt she has any with this next kid.

      Happy for Chelsea. Her hubby seems like a great guy and takes this MTV stuff in stride.

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  13. Looloo says

    July 20, 2017 at 10:29 am

    That was my take on Leah too..Girl is trying and I will give her kudos for trying… Jenelle is a waste of space… It’s sad when we know that David is the better parent and that says a lot right there… Jenelle is afraid to be alone with her own child because she has been… David does it all… That’s sad but you know it’s true… Little Kaiser is so very sad to see on TV… She is no more trying to get Jace back then I am going to land on the moon.

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  14. Looloo says

    July 20, 2017 at 10:32 am

    My heart truly breaks for Javi… But he is such a different person on this season… he Is relax.. mature.. kind.. you don’t see that jealous ..insecure little boy anymore… I wish him the very best .

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    • Cheryl B. (@cherylannburke1) says

      July 20, 2017 at 11:26 am

      I was so upset by the episode, but at the end, I thought, wow Javi is great. There is nothing but praise for him, and he has a great ass. (I’m old, but noticed)

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      • Lucy Loo says

        July 20, 2017 at 12:08 pm

        I’m with ya on that and I’m old too

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        • Spunky2015 says

          July 20, 2017 at 4:58 pm

          I must be getting old, I didn’t notice! Kail gave Javi reason to be insecure as we found out.

          Leah is trying and rooting for her.

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  15. Julie says

    July 20, 2017 at 6:42 pm

    Tamara, thank you for feeling sorry for Leah. It’s easy to point out all the horrible things these girls do (and they do some F’d up stuff) but some of us are just doing the best we can. You never hear anyone speaking up about Leah getting up that early, getting 3 girls & herself ready & out the door to pouring rain. Yes, it’s a given she do these things but sometimes after weeks of this you just get fed up. Your comment made me love your recaps even more!

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  16. ShutIn says

    July 21, 2017 at 8:24 am

    2 words. Birth Control.

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  17. Twilly says

    July 25, 2017 at 7:42 pm

    I was watching an episode from last season and Nathan was complaining to Janelle that Kaiser is undisciplined and wild at his house and takes a few days to calm down Janelle and David were like “we don’t have that problem at our house because he does whatever he wants”. And here is the result of that, you fucking morons!

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