I already know that Andy is going to be all over Steve Gold on this episode. Ew. Bruce Bozzi is the bartender. Also, ew. Right away Andy brings up that Steve ran in to him at the beach and supposedly Andy hit on Steve. Well of course he did. Steve has apparently attempted to list or show Sonja’s grey gardens.
Sonja looks gorgeous tonight. I love her dress. She talks about Tinsley and Luann staying at her house as part of a game Andy thrust upon her, but she is very complimentary of both of them.
Steve says he would probably go with Ryan over Fredrik if he had to choose one of them to represent him. He says it depends on the area.
A caller asks Sonja if she apologized to Dorinda for wearing the silk pajamas that her dead husband gave her. Sonja said yes, they talked about it. She said they were hanging in the guestroom closest with the hotel slippers and the hotel robe so she thought she could wear them. She said she didn’t know they were from the dead husband, “Everything is from the dead husband!” I looked to see if Dorinda was tweeting about them being in a garment bag in the back of the closet but it doesn’t look like she watched WWHL last night.
Sonja is asked about her love triangle with Rocco and the French guy who just wants to be on TV. Sonja says she went over to Paris to “reopen the family museum.” What the fuck does that mean. Is that a euphemism? She says that Frenchie’s chef was in the hospital so he had to stay. Stay where? In New York? In France? Is this just Frenchie’s excuse for only dating Sonja on camera?
She says Rocco is coming to San Tropez. The are going to some charity ball that is related to Leo DeCaprio in some way. So Rocco is “getting ahead of Frenchie.”
But then Frenchie texted to say he is coming to San Tropez too toward the end of the month. Then he is coming to visit her in New York in September. She says his hotel renovations are complete and he sent photos to her and the first room is called, “Sonja.”
Steve asks if she is getting more action since her hair removal. She says now she is hearing that the hairless look is on its way out. The girls in Mexico tell her that she is “having regrowth.” She says on OITNB they braid theirs so maybe she will try that.
All of that happened simply to keep Andy from asking Sonja about the museum story. Or pretty much all of the fairy tales that Sonja just spun. So they play a sex game where they answer questions asking for sex advice. Steve can’t get a word in edgewise while Sonja spouts either very tame answers or refuses to answer while Steve just sits there wondering how he got booked on this ratchet show.
Steve was asked who he would rather sleep with Bethenny or Tinsley. He goes for Tinsley but you can tell he doesn’t care for the question.
Sonja claims she slept with Owen Wilson. If true, I will guess that was in 2007 when Owen had very serious bout with depression. I’m just saying. Last time on the show she said she hooked up with Jack Nicholson, this times she says one of her girlfriends reached out to say the Jack hookup was in 1986.
Sonja has gotten drunker as the episode progressed. What happened to her not drinking on WWHL? She can’t even follow the last callers question even with Andy’s interpretations. Finally, Steve laughs. At Sonja.
I watched the after show that was less than five minutes to see if we would get any follow-up on the weird stories by Sonja. WHAT DOESN’T ANDY EVER ASK FOLLOW UP QUESTIONS. But we did not.
Steve does disclose that when he went on an appointment to see Sonja’s house it “wasn’t ready to be listed.” You don’t say.