Andy is changing things up this episode by filming the entire show on the rooftop terrace. It looks cool, but since I am sitting here in a dark room trying to stay cool all I can do is wonder how hot it is, even at nearly midnight. It is already bugging me that the guests are on the wrong side. I don’t do well with change.
As if we need more proof the polls are fake tonight they asked which of Vicki’s three beaus on the show is the favorite. it began with a fairly even distribution and ended with Brooks having zero percent. How can that be?
I don’t understand why they show clips from shows that aired earlier. What is the point of that? Tamra says that Vicki clearly hasn’t been in the parking lot of a gym for a long time so she wouldn’t know if it was full or not. #Shade Tamra has a new face.
Really? We are going to talk about Craig again?
Andy finally asks Tamra what is going on with her face. Tamra admits she had a facelift two weeks ago and just got her staples taken out. She also cut her hair. She looks great.
Tamra says that Ryan and Sara are doing well. They live together and are working things out. That’s a far cry from all of this.
A caller asks Shep about Landon’s fake tears on the reunion. Shep sort of sidesteps the question because he is friends with Landon. He says that he thinks Landon had true sympathy for Kathryn in that moment and he did too.
Tamra says the she and Simon are getting along and she likes his fiancée. Things really do seem better now that her daughter has graduated from high school.
Tamra is back on speaking terms with Vicki. The rumor is they make up this season. She says that Vicki texted her recently to complain about the Bravo publicity photos. She doesn’t like that she and Tamra were seated and Meghan and Shannon were standing. Tamra said that Vicki felt they should have been standing in the middle. Tamra said she doesn’t give two shits about that. I imagine Vicki is displeased that Tamara is in the middle of the group shot but Tamra didn’t talk about that.
Andy has changed corn hole into dong hole and the game tonight is literally throwing water balloons at three male models dicks. I am not making this up. Did someone say ratchet? Tamra is cussing like a sailor tonight and they can’t bleep them all. Andy threw the balloons so hard at his guy that he had welts.
As it turns out, Tamra did not cut he hair it is just tucked under. She wants to cut it to shoulder length but Eddie wants he to keep it long. I like the should length myself.
A caller asks it Tamra is helping Shannon with her weight. She says they talk every day and she gives her tips about her diet. Shannon lives thirty minutes away from her gym so it’s not really practical for her to train there. It doesn’t sound like Shannon has lost the weight yet.
Shep claims he has known Chelsea for ten years. After much dancing around the question he says he does not have romantic feelings for Chelsea. He says she is a guy’s girl and guys love hanging out with her. He says he would do anything for her.
There wasn’t a whole lot of new information here. It is interesting that Vicki obsesses over her photos and that Tamra got a facelift though.