Maybe it is my weird mood today, but it feels like this season has been on forever. I like it and am loving Croatia. I think the crazy is stirring a bit today because it is so hot I don’t want to eat anything. And when I don’t eat the crazy blossoms.
Anyway, we are back to Hannah and Adam feuding. I hate to agree with Hannah but she is correct in that the chef should not greet the clients in a butchers apron with a nasty dishrag over his shoulder. Hannah goes to tattle on Adam to Captain Sandy, who she just calls Sandy. That is wrong. She is the Captain.
Meanwhile, Bugsy is plotting the takedown of Hannah. I don’t really remember these charter guests. Maybe because they seem so normal. Or perhaps I missed an episode? Hannah doesn’t seem to know the power of the snickerdoodle or warm cookies. Everything doesn’t have to be tarte tatin, Hannah.
Oh I remember this group now, they wanted a dinner based on tequila pairings.
The captain sent Wes and Malia on a shore excursion with the charter guests. Why? Oh yeah, storyline
Bugsy does an excellent setting the table for dinner while Hannah continues to trash Adam to Captain Sandy. The clients love the tequila dinner.
Hannah trashes Bugsy and the rest of the crew to Lauren and tells her to put on armor, grab a sword and prepare for battle. Meanwhile, Bugsy is waiting on the guests hand and foot.
When Malia goes to relieve Wes on anchor watch at three a.m., they have a bit of a makeout sesh. Malia says they just have to sneak off and keep things away from Adam. She’s a little shit, this one. I don’t think it was just kissing that sent Wes to bed 45 full minutes later.
Hannah complains to Adam that he serves too many soups and salads. Um, they are in the Mediterranean. In summer. Soup and salad for lunch is about all you need. The group was thrilled with their experience and shouted out Adam’s tequila dinner to the Captain. The crew got $1,363 each. I need a new job.
The next guests want the boat to pick them up at their hotel, indicating they are high maintenance already. Captain Sandy asks Wes to rank his deckhands. She wants him to promote someone. This should be interesting.
When the boat docks in the new city, it’s time for a crew night out. It begins with Hannah texting with Jason and calling out the other yachties for reading their previous chats. I’m sorry but this fake storyline annoys me. Just go ahead and do the final scene where you leave to hook up with your man.
Among the charter guests this time is a yacht broker. Also, I’m not sure if it is the same person or not, but one of the guests is someone who Captain Sandy knows well. So is this her girlfriend? If so they will once again not acknowledge it, I’m sure. Captain Sandy tells Adam no cookies for dessert and tells him to step it way up for this group. Bugsy and Hannah reluctantly agree to a cease-fire for this charter. Shannon is the charter broker that I suspect may be Captain Sandy’s girlfriend.
Despite Wes telling Captain Sandy that it would cause friction with his crew to rank his deckhands, Sandy forces Wes to choose. But we have to wait until next week to find out who he chooses.
I just noticed how short this recap is. I tend to forget to recap this show because I am so mesmerized by the scenery. I think I’ve touched on the major talking points though.
Next week: Things get physical with Adam and Wes when the crew has shore leave.