I was very confused about a recent report that Patti Stanger was the victim of a burglary. I didn’t really care about the story, but the more people sent me a copy the weirder I thought the story was.
Here is what TMZ reported:
Law enforcement sources tell TMZ … Patti and production employees were staying at the Luxe Sunset Boulevard Hotel in early May, filming scenes for the upcoming season. We’re told someone broke the lock to the first floor patio door of her room and went to town. Patti was not in the room at the time.
Law enforcement sources tell us approximately $300k in jewelry, clothing and purses were stolen. The case is under investigation but no arrests have been made. It’s unclear if there’s surveillance video.
First of all, the fact that TMZ mentions that the story was leaked by law enforcement sources twice screams to me that Patti is the source of the story. Law enforcement would have leaked the story in May if they were going to leak it. And who is Patti Stanger in dis world? She would hardly be know to many in law enforcement.
Next the are staying a the Luxe. I just googled their room rate and their most expensive room it around $350. A regular room is just over $200. While the place looks lovely, it’s not the Four Seasons. This is only relevant because Patti is claiming that she had $300K in purses, jewelry and clothes. It seems only Patti’s room was targeted. What type of burglar takes clothes? Who brings $300,000 of stuff to a hotel? If you need that much crap why wasn’t the jewelry in a safe?
Please explain this to me.
This story is even weirder than the Shia LaBoeuf story. Speaking of, I forgot to mention in that story that I giggle every time I type Shia’s last name. It literally translates to “the beef.”