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Real Housewives Of Orange County Taglines Are Out

July 6, 2017 by tamaratattles 37 Comments

I hate them all except for Tamra’s and Vicki’s.  I hate Meghan’s the most because it is grammatically incorrect.

Tamra:         I’m pint-sized, baptized, and highly prized. Click link for RHOOC tea.

Meghan:      I can handle a baby and women who act like one.

Shannon:      The truth is organic, but lies are just artificial.

Kelly:           If I want your opinion I’ll give it to you.

Lydia:          If you can’t take my sparkle then stay off my rainbow.

Peggy:        I’m living the American dream one sports car at a time

Vicki:          I go big or go home and I am not going home.

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Filed Under: Entertainment News, Kelly Meza-Dodd, Lydia McLaughlin, Meghan King Edmonds, Peggy Sulahian, Real Housewives of Orange County, RHOOC, Shannon Beador, Tamra Judge, Vicki Gunvalson Tagged With: Entertainment News, Kelly Dodd, Lydia McLaughlin, Meghan King Edmonds, Peggy Sulahian, Real Housewives of Orange County, RHOOC, Shannon Beador, Tamra Judge, Vicki Gunvalson

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  1. T D says

    July 6, 2017 at 6:55 pm

    The worst thing that’s happened to oranges since Anita Bryant. Squeezing dried out rinds. Lydia is the blossom.

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    • ericzku says

      July 7, 2017 at 12:00 am

      A day with Tamra is like a day without sunshine!

      Reply
  2. Rated R says

    July 6, 2017 at 6:56 pm

    Yay! I love Vicki’s tagline and Kelly’s too… Lydia’s is pretty terrible same with Peggy’s but can’t Shannon just ever let anything fucking go jesus christ she should be kicked off the show if she is going for the story line about being lied to for what the fourth season in a row.

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  3. DebinSF says

    July 6, 2017 at 7:24 pm

    Hmm. I think the grammar in Meghan’s tagline is acceptable, and you know I’m a fussy bitch.

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    • tamaratattles says

      July 6, 2017 at 8:40 pm

      Wow! Just goes to show even you can be wrong!

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    • ericzku says

      July 7, 2017 at 12:14 am

      Nah. It needs to be, “I can handle babies and women who act like them”

      Or

      “I can handle a baby and a woman who acts like one”

      Any of the versions would still suck though. It’s clearly far too much to expect anything witty or clever from Meghan, the personification of the constant buzzing from a florescent light.

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      • DebinSF says

        July 7, 2017 at 5:24 pm

        LOL, TT! Technically, you and Eric are right, but the language evolves constantly and currently what Meghan said is gaining acceptance. Remember when it would have been “Phyllis’ watch” but now it’s “Phyllis’s watch?”. Evolution.

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        • Fash84 says

          July 7, 2017 at 8:26 pm

          It will never be Phyllis’s watch…

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        • Melissa says

          July 9, 2017 at 7:40 pm

          Grammar, syntax, and the correct use of the English language does not evolve. Tolerance for errors evolves from people accepting improper use.

          Meghan should be ashamed. She had months to plan one sentence. Syntax is not that hard. She’s an idiot.

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  4. Heidi says

    July 6, 2017 at 7:44 pm

    Lydia’s and Kelly’s, those are my favorites. Can’t wait for this to start!!!! Squeeeee!!

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  5. blondesense says

    July 6, 2017 at 7:47 pm

    Maybe I am stupid, but I don’t understand Kelly’s tagline. Meghan’s is going to make me crazy all season. Why did no one on set pick that up?

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    • Stephanie says

      July 6, 2017 at 10:39 pm

      I’m guessing I’m with you and I’m less than smart… but I don’t get Kelly’s.

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      • queenmarie says

        July 7, 2017 at 9:56 am

        Kelly is so opinionated that she will give you your own opinion/not listen to your opinion—or something to that affect.

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  6. Margaret Shepard says

    July 6, 2017 at 7:50 pm

    I like Kelly’s as well. It sounds just like her. Don’t care for Tamra but I do like her tagline as well as Vicki’s. Shannon’s is the worst though Lydia’s is bad as well.

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  7. Cheryl Burke says

    July 6, 2017 at 7:54 pm

    Shows my concern with Lydia.I really don’t want glitter and rainbows. Are her and Tamra going to call on everyone to pray for peace among them? Just going in with a really bad attitude. I’m so hoping I can say how wrong I was.
    These taglines just don’t get me feeling better.LOL

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  8. Auntie Jane says

    July 6, 2017 at 7:54 pm

    I like Peggy’s. It screams Orange County to me. The others all seem lame but maybe it’s because every season these women become more unlikeable to me. Vicky’s still reminding us she’s the OG, Tamra’s still advertising her phony Christianity, and Shannon’s still blatantly menopausal, Meghan’s the first to ever birth a baby, Kelly’s still can’t handle her liquor, and Lydia’s all raindrops and roses. I think I’ve seen this season before.

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  9. Cheryl [email protected] says

    July 6, 2017 at 7:54 pm

    Shows my concern with Lydia.I really don’t want glitter and rainbows. Are her and Tamra going to call on everyone to pray for peace among them? Just going in with a really bad attitude. I’m so hoping I can say how wrong I was.
    These taglines just don’t get me feeling better.LOL

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    • Cheryl [email protected] says

      July 6, 2017 at 7:57 pm

      Sorry TT, I was getting 400 and cleared out everything. So I don’t know what I’m doing as far as name, etc. Sorry

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  10. Cheryl B. (@cherylannburke1) says

    July 6, 2017 at 8:18 pm

    I forgot about a newbie. Need to check out.
    (Think this fixes my name. SO sorry TT)

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  11. Aunt Chilada says

    July 6, 2017 at 9:24 pm

    Kelly… oy. I don’t know that I can stomach another season of her. Thank god for DVRs and the >> button.

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  12. spk says

    July 6, 2017 at 9:34 pm

    I’m getting this weird feeling that Tamra’s tagline is what she and Eddie say to each other in the bedroom.

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  13. HW.Fan says

    July 7, 2017 at 5:16 am

    Shannon’s should be “I may be organic, but so is fertalizer.” ??

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    • Heidi says

      July 7, 2017 at 9:59 am

      You win the day!!!! Lol!

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    • MySharona says

      July 10, 2017 at 9:20 pm

      So is horseshit

      Reply
  14. Auntie Velvet says

    July 7, 2017 at 10:58 am

    LOL, Vicky. She always manages to reel me back in.

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  15. Twilly says

    July 7, 2017 at 12:10 pm

    Tammy Sue’s should be “I’m crass, have a rash and act like trash!”

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    • Cheryl B. (@cherylannburke1) says

      July 7, 2017 at 1:02 pm

      Excellent!!! As far as I’m concerned, TamRAH (Gretchen voice), is a fraud. And everyone knows how I hate a FRAUD!! (In Phaedra voice).

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    • bunnyluv says

      July 7, 2017 at 1:07 pm

      Much better!!

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    • Sliceo'pie says

      July 8, 2017 at 4:56 pm

      And we have a winner!
      An aside –I was just watching the party episode at Vickie’s home where Brianna’s husband Ryan tried to throw Lydia’s mother out for putting her shoes on the sofa. He claimed she said, “Who the fuck are you?”, which didn’t happen. I loved that they were both mic’d. So often the show misses these he said/she said conversations. He was a loose canon, just crazy. This 64 year old woman threatened to, “fairy dust him” and he was saying, “‘l’ll throw you the fuck out, don’t think I won’t”. I was riveted and watched it twice. LoL.

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  16. Sam says

    July 7, 2017 at 1:26 pm

    The Brooks story line ruined this show for me, possibly forever. I like Vicki’s tagline, I guess. The rest are meh. I don’t know if I can get away with watching my Bravo shows once my man changes jobs next week. It’s my dirty little secret, y’all. How can anybody sit around and watch a show featuring a bunch of women screaming at each other? I didn’t know how to answer that question when confronted about it.

    BTW, Tamra’s got one hell of a plastic surgeon. Terry, I guess? She looks good.

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    • The Other Shay says

      July 7, 2017 at 2:20 pm

      That is a really pretty photo of Tamra.

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  17. Rachy says

    July 7, 2017 at 5:12 pm

    I kinda hate them all! None are clever or funny. Doesn’t bode well for this season.

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  18. T D says

    July 7, 2017 at 5:19 pm

    Price goeth before the fall and there’s the whole bigger you think you are thing the harder the fall previews.

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    • Sliceo'pie says

      July 8, 2017 at 5:01 pm

      I read that twice and respectfully, I don’t know what you’re trying to say! Lol ; )

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      • tamaratattles says

        July 8, 2017 at 6:20 pm

        Welcome to the Suessian mind of T D, Slice. I have the same problem. When I am scanning comments via email I have to remind myself that if I don’t know what the hell the comment is about, it’s probably one of T D’s.

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        • T D says

          July 9, 2017 at 6:10 pm

          “He who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don’t matter and those who matter don’t mind.” Author? One guess don’t tuck it up.

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  19. Sackem says

    July 9, 2017 at 3:25 am

    So we’ll be watching a season of Shannon blaming Vicki for her weight gain. Hey. I totally get emotional eating, I may even do it myself but… I do it TO MYSELF….

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