I learned a new term this weekend, “circuit raisin.” Apparently, in Provincetown where all the rich gays have second homes, the lesser gays have something called circuit week. Every year for the week over July 4th ,there is a big ole gay event called Circuit Week which looks to me to be a lot like what spring break used to be in the 1980s. Pool parties, pot, miscellaneous other illicit activities appear to be the thing. There is a place called Dick Dock where lots of sexual activity and um partying occurs.
While the rich folks are going to high-end garden parties thrown by very wealthy party planners, the damn tourists are at the dick dock doing exactly what it sounds like. It draws a younger crowd of hot guys hooking up. Older desperate guys hanging around the action are called circuit raisins.
Well my spies say that one circuit raisin is a guy we all know and loathe. Dick Dock is an appropriate place for him. And in this case it is decidedly NOT VP Pence. Because allegedly, he is much more discreet.
Updated because I asked my source why it was called “circuit week.” Here is what he said…
Circuit parties happen around the country and attract a lot of party boys. Tons of drugs, tons of sex. Probably the most famous are the White Party, which is now in Palm Springs I think and the Black Party, which is in NYC. Used to be at the Saint but now is at different places. The NYC event is probably the sleaziest of all of them. Then there is Southern Decadence in NoLa which has become very big. So they form basically a circuit tour or debauchery. Provincetown hosts Independence Day every year, which is pretty much wall to wall twinks and the men who love them. Although I have to say the twinks seem to be getting older and fatter every year. lol
Andy C??
Oh Andrew, for shame
Andrew? He enthusiastically admits to liking them young. Legal, but young!
Oh My Lort! I’m dying laffing! (especially picturing Andy’s face on your little California raisin cartoon) Mazel or Jackhole? You decide!
Simon Van Kempen??
I don’t normally comment on guesses, but did you really just guess an Australian? Hint: IT IS SOMEONE WHO CELEBRATES THE FOURTH OF JULY?
LOL I am laughing with you over the disco raisin. I have no clue who it is but Andy seems like a good bet. I love that raisin picture, more lol!!
If the raisin was wearing a crooked tie I would guess Andy. Awww, I will guess Andy anyway.
Sean spicer
Perfect
I bet whoever it is has the 411 and is the king of midnight fun. He may have also been on Live today in a onesie.
Hahahaha “King of midnight fun in a onesie!” I just spit out my cocktail.
This site is truly ratchet. 😉
Idn’t it?
But, but, but, what if the circuit raisin sues me? Whoever will defend me? ROFLMAO.
Ratchet indeed.
So many rejections this weekend. That has to hurt.
Andy said on twitter yesterday that he was on his way to Tahiti. It may be Whitney from Southern Charm.
Circuit parties? How 90’s!
I really doubt it’s Andy. He’s too busy social-climbing from his place in the Hamptons. He probably, uh, cruises over to Fire Island when he wants to hook up.
This could be anyone, really. I’m gonna have to think…
This did remind me though that we used to have a pier in Key West called “Dick Dock”. Hurricane Georges took it out, but it was great fun while it lasted! (So I heard. From, uh, friends. Never went there myself…?)
Circuit raisin? In the 80’s we just called them ‘old dude in the club’ lol but this new term is hysterical!
There really are so many possibilities. Hmmm. I’m going to guess the brother who shall remain nameless, although I would love for it to be Andy. TT, I really hope you reveal this blind item! More clues pretty please?
Happy 4th to all!
Check out Andy’s Instagrams.Also, my friends over there say he’s a pig.
I don’t have instagram but just was able to view. Thanks, CalSteve! I just love this ratchet site.
Well, a quick dash over to certain someone’s Instagram solved this mystery.
He was at the Dick Dock. He’s a real pig according to my friends.
He’s wired all wrong. I suspect a short circuit.
Pence? Tell me more, tell me more!
Well, it’s Andy of course. I have just switched from Madrid to Barcelona for another event, and i can confirm – all the cool kids are here #eyecandy :-)))
Jealous. My Facebook feed is filled with friends’ pictures from there. Looks amazing.
Ptown is great if you like the whole retro gay 1990s vibe. I wouldn’t be caught dead there on the 4th though. Those days are over!
Ooooh Barcelona? I’m jelly too. The food is amaze balls there! It’s not too far from the island of Majorca where you can get a steal of a deal on all things Majorca pearls like a necklace. Oh, never mind. ?
Enjoy yourself!
I cheated and looked at Andy’s instagram and wouldn’t you know ….a picture of him with some other guy at P-town
Sounds like a CDC cesspool. From “Dick Dock” to “Tick Tock”. Pretty seamy stuff. And for the person in question, maybe a “raisin” d’etre”.
👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
Oh, Andy!
Just looking at the pic I thought it was a slam at NeNe… the short blond doo and the nozzle… chittlin circuit… I thought circuit raisin… totally politically incorrect. 😛 Once I read the blind it could only be Andy which you guys confirmed by checking instagram.
Andy was in PTown it was on his Instagram
Oh my. You are right, go to IG and you WILL see the 4th of July celebration…
Ha! Is this even a blind? Andy you are getting too old for this. At least you know he reads your site.
Hmmm sounds like Trump to me.
Raison d’etre.
A feeble attempt to remain currant.