I am so happy that the time has finally come for my favorite reality show of all time! I hate that I have to stop halfway through to recap RHONY, but RHONY pays the bills. This, is just for fun!
I used to play a very evil and cutthroat online Big Brother game and one of the questions each week would be what color dress will Chenbot wear on the live show? I am trying to figure out whether red or purple would be the winning answer for this dress. Oh, now I see it is definitely purple.
Christmas is a BEAST! Jason really is a rodeo clown. Alex is a prepper! Kevin is talking about his gangster daddy right of the bat. Masshole. Dominique is a Jesus Freak. Did she say Gullah? Because that would be fantastic. Mark is a meathead. Possibly gay. Elena has an annoying voice, and she works as a radio DJ! Ramses is the token gay!!! He’s a comic book nerd and superfan.
This show makes me so happy! I am so excited! Ramses is almost as excited as me! I love me some Ramses already.
Cody is a former marine who seems really smart, and handy with guns. Me likey. Raven is the girl with the double buns. She is into ghost hunting. Josh is Cuban and says he is a hustler. I say he’s an asshole. Then he cries. Maybe he just acts like an asshole. Megan is a dog walker. She used to be a Navy interrogator. Cameron is a microbiologist but he’s also athletic. Jessica is TeamLikesToFuck and a superfan. I’m fine with her being the first boot. Matt is the grey haired guy. Jillian annoying. She can be the second boot.
Ramses falls in love with Raven at first sight. Christmas sets her sites on Matt. Cameron hates Kevin at first sight. Cody already has a thing for Jessica. Josh has a thing for Jessica. I need Jessica out of the house. Megan, Ramses and Alex come close to forming the first alliance. Josh hates Kevin. I don’t want Kevin to go too early. Jessica likes Cody. I think I hate Megan. Dominique lies about her job. She says she is a motivational speaker. Cody hates Josh. Dominique, Raven and one of the other girls has a thing for Matt.
This is a season of temptations that come at great expense.
In the first temptation, Kevin anonymously takes a $25,000 prize. Smart move for him really. The old person is usually sent packing early. He is not allowed to win HOH so he will have to throw it. Easy for him also. This would have been harder for some of the more athletic types to do.
Then Paul comes in to sprinkle some FRIENDSHIP around! I’m still pissed he didn’t win last season. Cody immediately hates Paul.
Remember that almost alliance of Ramses, Megan, and Ramses? Well they have added Jillian as part of their misfit alliance. I want them all to go except Ramses. I expected better from you, Ramses!
As part of the first temptation, Paul is given nine friendship bracelets. One for him and eight for the houseguests of his choice. They will be safe. One of the remaining eight must go home tonight!
Alex does an amazing job in the safety competition. Cody, wins. It’s day one and I already hate Cody. Paul needs to send him home next week. Jillian, Christmas and Cameron are on the chopping block. They have a temptation, they can either choose a competition or let the group vote them out. If they choose a competition the loser of the comp goes home. I predict Christmas and Cameron will both vote to compete and Lillian will choose a house vote. I believe, and hope that Lillian will go home. WOW! Christmas is stupid. She goes for the vote. WHY? She could beat the other two at just about anything. Cameron is also shocked by Christmas’ choice.
Damn, Christmas only got two votes. Lillian got three and CAMERON!!! got 8 votes. My heart breaks for him, he’s a superfan who has wanted to be in the house forever. I hope he gets a twist.