Sorry I slacked off today. It’s Kenya and Brandon’s birthday so I stopped to celebrate myself. 🙂 I try to get at least one post up a day no matter where I am or what is going on. Today was a slow day except for all the fun I had mostly by myself here this “morning” with THE LORD. God knows I adore the smell of a fake lawsuit in the morning.
I stole this meme off of Bethenny Frankel’s IG. It seems to be working well for me and this ratchet little website. I’m doing so bigly, I am huge!
I am feeling really blessed today. 2016 was a horrible year, and the passing of one of my favorite people in January 2017 and the unconscionable behavior of some during that time had me in a dark place. But 2017 has really turned around. I am so grateful for the handful of close friendships I have. I am feeling enormously blessed today. The site continues to soar even on days I can’t always soar along with it.
Thanks to all the writers currently chained to the radiator. I love you all for your picture perfect posts in a sea of incomprehension, If you are a Big Brother fan who wants to write hit me up in email (tamaratattles on the gee mail). And a special shout out to The Fabulous Lady Cocotte for being the ever wittier, and much more loveable Mamacita to my Joan Crawford and sending the this tweet, “A toast to your birthday! #TheNextTimeYouThrowSomethingAtMyHeadILeaveYou”
And of course to the husband that I bought in New York City for playing the role no one else wanted to, Only a rich guy in NYC who owns a bunch of restaurants would spoil me with some beautiful Mauviel.
I feel like I am accepting an award and getting played off the stage.
But really. I am just grateful for another year of you, my readers with Stockholm Syndrome, who don’t mind when I occasionally throw a shoe at your heads. Or when I call you retards. Or when send you to the WLS for being too illiterate to post here even though my own posts are so riddled with errors you can’t figure out what Hannah said and what Bugsy said.
I am EXCEEDINGLY grateful for those of you who see something and say something. Especially when it is something like, “Oh so hey, I am in St Lucia and I just watched Kenya Moore get married, when are you going to post about it? And do you want these photos?” And for those of you who are vigilant EVERY DAY, especially Francois, who let me know what is going on when I am working on other aspects of the site. THANK YOU. I always love an email update!
Now let’s get out there and wish cancer on people and tell them all to die in a fire!
xo
~tt
I am happy you are smiling! I’ve said before, I love to read what you write and I’d follow your shopping list if need be.
Yes! Love this post!
#gettinbiglywithit
What is this about The Lord and lawsuits? Please tell me you are being sued by The Lord.
Sadly I think The Lord is not suing me I kind of think the real Lord seems to have a spirit fun, THE LORDs post was fun and light. The multitudes of The Lord were all unhinged.
Not only would it be great to be sued by The Lord. Can you imagine how annoyed the deplorables would be if I did a fund raiser for Ashleigh’s legal fees?
I am still awake and still drunk and I still don’t know what a “spirit fun” is. Usually I can interpret myself but not tonight!
Having drinks with you would one of the most incredible moments of my life. I so enjoy your quick wit and ability to cut someone down to a slice. I love your writing. I love your honesty. I love how raw your thoughts are…you are wonderful just as you are, TT! #Fan4Life
Happy Birthday, TT! Hope you’re having a great day!
Thanks Friend.
Love you and this rachet little site. Borrowing from the Queen of Rachet, “You are a friend in my head.” Now that’s bigly!
Kita I could not say it better so I won’t try. Happy happy Birthday to you and your site which is the BEST!! Happiest of birthdays !!!☺?
Dear TT, I too am feeling bigly and very very blessed today. Reading your praise report was very very encouraging and I’m convinced that there has never been in the history of blogging nobody who is able to spill tea like you except maybe that other blogger. You should celebrate by having all your fans sit around a long table and gush over what a tremendous job you do. Looking forward to you getting back to us and telling us all about the birthday party for Kenya that you were invited too. I’ll be sending you names of folk I want to catch cancer and burn in the fire as you’ve been crowned the goddess of fire and all things cancerous. Going to bed now with a tall glass of wine and a lovely covfefe snack. Take care and don’t stay up too late tweeting and signing executive orders. Will all my love and best regards.
P. S. Congratulations on your Purple Heart. ??
I say we roast TT!!!! Right here on her own site. Happy Birthday Kenya errrr, TT!
SEE? This is why the WLS is a thousand times bigger than the comments.
If you are allowed to post here…. it’s because you make my grinchy heart grow. xo.
My Hero !
Good for you TT! Glad to read you’re happy!
As one who has had a shoe or two thrown at my head, I still have to say I adore you, TT and your ratchet site for which I live.
Me,too! May all your birthday wishes come true!
There’s only one reason I slither in and out of your site, multiple times a day. It’s you! You fought fiercely last year, cleaned up the site with the ouster of the boorish deplorables and shined along the way.
Thanks, hon. xo
It feels great to feel great!
Yes TT !
It does feel great to feel great !
Do IT girl!
I bet it does! All those haters are jelly fish! Even wonky eye. Jealous.
Congratulations Ms T. I am proud to be a member of the very cool community you have built here. I read every day and every day it’s with a smile on my face. I am also honoured to have had the pleasure of meeting UF. Maybe he is your guardian angel.
Happy Birthday TT!!
So glad you’re enjoying your day! Here’s to biglier & bettlier!
Happy birthday Awesome lady!! Keep doing it your way.
Happy birthday!!!
By the time you revisit comments, you may be deeply into a hangover and anything I write will sound like a stiletto, banging on your temple. So if you feel you MUST send me to WLS, fine. It will give me time to get laundry done, something you deplorably distract me from Every. Damn. Day.
Huzzah, happy wishes June baby — raising a glass of Tea in your direction.
Happy Birthday! I’m new here but am loving all of it. Thanks!
Happy happy birthday, T!! I love your site, your writing, your wit, your moods, your humor!! It’s like being around family every time I visit. I’m happy that you’re happy! The growth you’ve experienced is so well deserved. There’s more coming… stay strong and keep thinking bigly!! Wishing you all the best!! ❤️
SCREAMING AND SHOUTING HAPPY BIRTHDAY TT. Hope you received as much JOY today as you give to us. I’m sure Marc has a lovely evening planned for you and Brandon has an even better day planned Lol. Wishing you many many many many maaaaaany (just in case it wasn’t clear) wonderful years. Much love to you. Say hi to Banjo and on your birthday, I hope the ghetto is peaceful so you can truly relax. Xxx
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, TT!!! You deserve all of the joy life has to offer.
Happy Birthday Tamara! So good to hear 2017 has been good to you! 2016 was a major shit show for many, myself included. I only re recently discovered your site and it has quickly become the only place I click for Bravo shows news. Keep being bigly and ratchet as hell – I like ya that way! ?
About the Mauviel gifts, if you have a jam pan and don’t want it, I’ll take it gladly since it is berry season. And should you receive two potato steamers, I will happily take one of those as well.
Happy Birthday! I enjoy reading all your posts & your site is a great pleasure every day!
Happy Birthday Tamara! This site warms my cold, black heart!
As I like to say, usually in jest, alcohol is the answer!
I know I’m gonna get a kick in the family jewels but – whatever
To have the ability to post without being chastized for – whatever – that is success and Tamara you did it.
You don’t need ass kisser’s and your rules are clear, there are times you remind me of Popeye. “I am what I am”. You have Awesome “Exclusives” to the degree that you rule RH in the biggest RH scoop to date!
Congratulations on your success and Happy Birthday Popeye!
WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO TAMARA??!?!?! :/
I’m with you, NAA. Wtf? I’m gonna take from Katherine below with the Eden reference #Tamara’sLoveStory
Seriously what happened to her?
Oh well, Happy Birthday you crazy bitch! I love ya either way! Truly glad you’re in a better place but have to confess I like it when you’re ratchet. Lol
I know right? Fucking unicorns and rainbows and rose petals. *grumble grumble*
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Channeling my inner Eden Sassoon to wish you a happy birthday: #Winning #RatchetQueen #BitchisBack
#BlogGoddess
It is all rather touchy-feely today! Sometimes, you just feel it.
Happy belated bigly birthday, TT. Your sharp wit overshadows your sharp tongue, though I am partial to both.
ps – I don’t miss the deplorables.
Me neither.
Many blessings to you and Banjo !
Great news!! You are awesome TT!! Happy birthday!
Happy birthday TT. Yesterday was my bff’s 50th and since really she’s the only person I see or talk to (until finding you and your commenters) and now I like you also, perhaps when your birthday is,does matter (horoscope signs). I’m glad you came through the storm, and will be right here for every brutal death you wish upon someone. You kinda deserve these good things arrivals. ?? #Deathtodeplorables
Happy Birthday!!!!
Happy Birthday TT! You and your ratchet site are the best! It’s about time we have a fabulous purple pen addition to just anything you want to correct a real rachet bitch for saying or doing! Thanks for all you do the keep us up to date on all the tea and keeping me entertained everyday!
Happy Happy Birthday! You deserve to have it ALL! Blessings and big hugs
Happy Birthday, go be a Princess, twirl, twirl! I look forward to your site EVERY DAY! Thank you!
Hope your getting a peek into seeing yourself as we see you, through our words.I really hope you do. Xo
Your a rock star, and I hope you are partying as such, lol.
Just thought I’d add that I too consider you a “friend in my head” which accounts for the fact that I’m on your site several times a day. I have attributed a cool ass voice to you so, as I’m reading, it’s as if were gossiping in person Lol. You’re fantastic. I struggle horribly with depression & anxiety and rarely ever leave the house, but your posts on these crazy ass shows tend to relieve some frustration caused by my predicament.
Btw: I found your site years ago because of my obsession with Big Brother….. and I’ve been here ever since. So, thank you for giving me an imaginary escape. Much love!!
Celebrate in style, TT! Happy Birthday.
Happy Birthday T!! ??????
Be happy and stay happy – those who try to piss on your camp fire can adhere to your last line.
Ps. Thanks for rendering my daughter speechless with the last line of the post (she talks for England, so speechless is something that never happens).
Happy birthday to the best blogger ever!!!!! And what ever you are having please make mine a double
Happy Birthday, Tamara. I don’t post often, but I have to say that your wit is wicked funny. I appreciate the job you do and your accuracy. You stay on point.
TT, I am so glad to hear you had a great birthday- and I won’t miss it next time-mine is the day before!
Sorry for my belatedness, but thanks for
– the most interesting and intelligent blog on the RH in existence
– all the days when you share from your heart about your real self, and allow us to share back
-this terrific crowd of commenters, who also share their lives and hearts, and the most compelling comments on all topics, since the elimination of deplorables
-the way we all keep responding to the changing world of RH/Bravo, as our opinions adjust to these evolving ladies /husbands
-all the laughs and jokes that keep me, among many, smiling through the tough moments as well as the good
-the honesty, fairness, ability to vent, thoughtful balanced commentaries when others were losing their minds and ability to balance –
-the snarkiness
-You’re terrific. Thanks for all the sharing. here’s to a another fabulous year of good health, happiness, fab success on the blog, and peace for you and Banjo!
Happy belated birthday, love your site. Love your writing. May God bless and keep you TT.