Sorry I slacked off today. It’s Kenya and Brandon’s birthday so I stopped to celebrate myself. 🙂 I try to get at least one post up a day no matter where I am or what is going on. Today was a slow day except for all the fun I had mostly by myself here this “morning” with THE LORD. God knows I adore the smell of a fake lawsuit in the morning.
I stole this meme off of Bethenny Frankel’s IG. It seems to be working well for me and this ratchet little website. I’m doing so bigly, I am huge!
I am feeling really blessed today. 2016 was a horrible year, and the passing of one of my favorite people in January 2017 and the unconscionable behavior of some during that time had me in a dark place. But 2017 has really turned around. I am so grateful for the handful of close friendships I have. I am feeling enormously blessed today. The site continues to soar even on days I can’t always soar along with it.
Thanks to all the writers currently chained to the radiator. I love you all for your picture perfect posts in a sea of incomprehension, If you are a Big Brother fan who wants to write hit me up in email (tamaratattles on the gee mail). And a special shout out to The Fabulous Lady Cocotte for being the ever wittier, and much more loveable Mamacita to my Joan Crawford and sending the this tweet, “A toast to your birthday!
And of course to the husband that I bought in New York City for playing the role no one else wanted to, Only a rich guy in NYC who owns a bunch of restaurants would spoil me with some beautiful Mauviel.
I feel like I am accepting an award and getting played off the stage.
But really. I am just grateful for another year of you, my readers with Stockholm Syndrome, who don’t mind when I occasionally throw a shoe at your heads. Or when I call you retards. Or when send you to the WLS for being too illiterate to post here even though my own posts are so riddled with errors you can’t figure out what Hannah said and what Bugsy said.
I am EXCEEDINGLY grateful for those of you who see something and say something. Especially when it is something like, “Oh so hey, I am in St Lucia and I just watched Kenya Moore get married, when are you going to post about it? And do you want these photos?” And for those of you who are vigilant EVERY DAY, especially Francois, who let me know what is going on when I am working on other aspects of the site. THANK YOU. I always love an email update!
Now let’s get out there and wish cancer on people and tell them all to die in a fire!