It’s been a chaotic day here at Tamara Tattles headquarter. I had to get my emissions and car tags done and while I was out there were two tornadoes over my sister’s house. I’m really not sure if she is in Destin on vacation or not. The severe weather is bearing down on the ghetto shack now, but I’m going to cross my fingers that I keep power and cable to finish this recap.
Frankly, the only reason I am doing this recap at all is because I want to see Mamacita from Bette and Joan. Tonight Andy’s tie isn’t even trying to be centered tonight, it’s practically lodged under his right armpit. Forgive me if I call Jackie, Mamacita for this entire recap. Best character on TV, EVER. Because Mamacita is a huge RHONY fan she gets thirty seconds to ask Ramona questions. She asked Ramona what drugs she takes. Ramona says just vitamins and she asked what the deal was with the fake fireplace at her house. It’s basically a screen saver for her TV. She tries to ask about Tom but runs out of time.
The first poll was about Ramona’s look at her party 89% of those polled hated it. I must admit she looks fantastic tonight. She had two hairstylist to custom dye her extensions and Ms Priscilla NYC did her makeup. Andy announces that Ramona will be on Love Connection, his dating show on FOX. I feel sorry for the three guys. She’s a horrible date.
Andy asks Ramona if she has been to Luann’s new apartment with Tom. Ramona blurts out, “Well when I dated him I was there.” Then she tries to take it a back and say she was there for a Christmas party.
Ramona explains why she ripped lighting off of Dorinda’s walls. She still doesn’t think she did anything wrong. They were production lights and she wanted to go to bed. She says production repainted the room. But really, why not just unplug them? Dorinda tweets in later that Ramona destroyed the entire room.
Mamacita’s real housewives tagline would be, ” This maid may throw shade, but I always clean it up.” I love this woman I want to see every show and movie she has ever been in.
Ramona is finally claiming to feel remorse for her vicious attack on Bethenny. Of course there is a twist of “she started it” and she denies that she was blackout drunk, she meant she was so angry she blacked out. Not drinking related at all. Girl, please. 80% of people say Bethenny and Ramona will never be friends again.
Next week Sonja brings up Tipsy girl again and says that both Dorinda and Ramona wanted to do it. That is not true. Ramona was approached first and decided against it because of the wrath of Bethenny so Peter moved on to Sonja. Dorinda was never a part of it. Sonja and Dorinda get so loud and obnoxious that Luann is embarrassed to be seen with them and walks out of the very crowded restaurant. Dorinda is drunk as a skunk and screams at Sonja that she is bankrupt and she has seen the papers regarding her fraud. All true.
Andy’s stupid game of the night was with his mother and her bridge club who were the bartenders. There were some shocking facts about them and you had to guess who it applied to. You had to be there. But it was the best part of the show. They also got to do the Mazel which they gave to the hottest play on Broadway at the moment, Dear Evan Hansen. Andy’s mom gave the jackhole to every single stupid show he did in L.A. she hated them all. Ramona says thinks his mom didn’t like them because of all of the noise, when you get older, it’s annoying. Everyone freaked out because Ramona seemed to be calling the ladies old. Which they are. And so is Ramona.
If it weren’t for the bridge ladies and Mamacita this entire episode would have been a giant waste of time.
Man, Ramona’s face and body look amazing for 60! She looks younger and less plastic than Bethenney and Carole. But those extensions? NO! I agree that Mamacita and the bridge club were everything!!! Jackie Hoffman is national treasure: “LuAnn is like me, she’ll go to the opening of an envelope”. Gold!
Family Feud questions one hundred audience members to name a drug. Ramona’s go to reply? Flintstonian. Does she devour an entire bottle of Bedrock to meet her daily requirements?
I agree that Hoffman was everything. It took me 10 minutes in lol to realize who she was. Mamacita practically stole Feud from the great leads. The Mother game was fun and surprising. I think Ramona looked great, however I would suggest she have shorter extensions and not a dress split up to there. You can look great for your age yet not look like you are competing for guys with your daughter. TT, I love that you wrote- drunk as a skunk lol, have not heard that in forever.
Ramona is fifty shades of crazy, but she does look amazing to be sixty.
I too was so excited for Mamacita. Oh my word, she was so funny too. Had some great one liners. Ramona did look great I have to admit. But that was all. She is such a space cadet. Honestly. I would have rather just had Mamacita on dishing tea about THE FEUD. She was that whole show, at least for me. Even though the ladies were all fabulous.
I really hope you stay safe and the weather gets better. Hope your sis didn’t get any damage. This is such a nasty summer already for so many of our states. Be careful!!!!
Andy cannot stand Ramona. You know you are fucked when Andy calls you ‘Sweetie’. Ramona looked great but has no idea Andy hates her and is Team Bethany.
Ramona looked fantastic.
I love Mamacita. She completely stole Feud.
“Mamacita’s real housewives tagline would be, ” This maid may throw shade, but I always clean it up.” I love this woman I want to see every show and movie she has ever been in.”
Best tagline ever.
What’s the difference between one hairstylist dying your extensions and two? Like, it wouldn’t be quicker. It’s a timed process. It would just be more expensive because you had to pay a second person.
One to do the job and the other to tell Ramona how young and beautiful she looks?
One stylist and one adderall dispenser?
Hell yes SO funny
Alcohol blackout v. rage blackout? It’s irrelevant because she didn’t black out. Blacking out is predicated on not remembering the events that took place during the episode. She remembers it all because she talked about almost every bit. Liar, liar- pants on fire.
I’m sorry to disagree with everyone about Ramona looking great. Yes, physically she’s in great shape, and she has every right to show that off, but not the way she does. She’s in dire need of a stylist who doesn’t dress her like a 70 year old (Ramona from the earlier seasons) or like a 25 year-old (current season). She is neither. Surely there’s a quality stylist in the NYC who can dress her with sophisticated but sexy garb, and even more surely there’s a hairstylist who can take those rat tails out of her head! If her hair is thinning (which it appeared to be in the pony tail episode) and she wants to add hair pieces, so be it, but they shouldn’t be down to her waist as she tried to pull off last night. Geesh! Sometimes I feel like screaming at the television, “You’re not Avery Ramona. Quit embarrassing yourself!” I’m sure she’s paying her styling team a fortune, but seriously, I could find her at least 5 stylists in my own salon who could do a better job with her hair. Then I could walk off the street into Neiman Marcus or Sax 5th and find even a part-time personal shopper who could do a better job with her clothing. That’s how bad she looks. Where the hell does she find these people?
yes! totally agree with everything you said
I wish someone would press Ramona on exactly how Bethenny “attacked” her, the only thing she said was that she doesn’t agree that she has been a very good friend to her over the years. While unpleasant, that’s not an attack, nevermind one on the level that would justify what flew out of Ramona’s mouth afterward.
She says friends should be able to “make mistakes”, but I don’t think calling me privileged, a slut, whore, etc is a “mistake” i can forgive or move on from. i would’ve felt the same if Luann had chosen not to associate with Bethenny anymore after her attack last season. Would’ve been totally justified.
I LOVE me some Jackie!!! She was the one in legally blonde two that told Elle and the congressman that… “Your dogs are gay!” Another best line ever! Just because of the way she delivers it.
Jackie as Mamacita is fantastic but I’ve never caught the thread of why her character is so utterly devoted to Joan. One thing I’ve read about the etymology of Mamacita, is “an elderly virgin devoted to a sacred temple”. So Joan was the sacred temple, I suppose.
Ramona: I don’t remember; I blacked out!
Everyone else: You were pretty mean/vicious/cruel/involved the kid!
Ramona: She started it!
If she blacked out, how does she remember that B started it!
Who does the makeup, hair, and lighting for WWHL? I swear, everybody looks 10 times better on that show than they do on their own shows. Ramona actually looks pretty here.
You must see “Kissing Jessica Stein” it’s an adorable movie and of course Jackie Hoffman is great in it.
I don’t enjoy watching Andy, his tie has finally drove me over the edge . I put up my hand (at a distance) to cover his half of the tv so I don’t have to think about what I want to do with that crooked tie. There was a crooked man who had a crooked smile who wore a crooked tie ..day after day,month after month,year after year.because he thinks it is charming but it’s just a crooked tie that looks unkept and adolescent .
Can Mamacita be Andy’s stand-in host, she is hilarious and quick thinking.