It’s been a chaotic day here at Tamara Tattles headquarter. I had to get my emissions and car tags done and while I was out there were two tornadoes over my sister’s house. I’m really not sure if she is in Destin on vacation or not. The severe weather is bearing down on the ghetto shack now, but I’m going to cross my fingers that I keep power and cable to finish this recap.
Frankly, the only reason I am doing this recap at all is because I want to see Mamacita from Bette and Joan. Tonight Andy’s tie isn’t even trying to be centered tonight, it’s practically lodged under his right armpit. Forgive me if I call Jackie, Mamacita for this entire recap. Best character on TV, EVER. Because Mamacita is a huge RHONY fan she gets thirty seconds to ask Ramona questions. She asked Ramona what drugs she takes. Ramona says just vitamins and she asked what the deal was with the fake fireplace at her house. It’s basically a screen saver for her TV. She tries to ask about Tom but runs out of time.
The first poll was about Ramona’s look at her party 89% of those polled hated it. I must admit she looks fantastic tonight. She had two hairstylist to custom dye her extensions and Ms Priscilla NYC did her makeup. Andy announces that Ramona will be on Love Connection, his dating show on FOX. I feel sorry for the three guys. She’s a horrible date.
Andy asks Ramona if she has been to Luann’s new apartment with Tom. Ramona blurts out, “Well when I dated him I was there.” Then she tries to take it a back and say she was there for a Christmas party.
Ramona explains why she ripped lighting off of Dorinda’s walls. She still doesn’t think she did anything wrong. They were production lights and she wanted to go to bed. She says production repainted the room. But really, why not just unplug them? Dorinda tweets in later that Ramona destroyed the entire room.
Mamacita’s real housewives tagline would be, ” This maid may throw shade, but I always clean it up.” I love this woman I want to see every show and movie she has ever been in.
Ramona is finally claiming to feel remorse for her vicious attack on Bethenny. Of course there is a twist of “she started it” and she denies that she was blackout drunk, she meant she was so angry she blacked out. Not drinking related at all. Girl, please. 80% of people say Bethenny and Ramona will never be friends again.
Next week Sonja brings up Tipsy girl again and says that both Dorinda and Ramona wanted to do it. That is not true. Ramona was approached first and decided against it because of the wrath of Bethenny so Peter moved on to Sonja. Dorinda was never a part of it. Sonja and Dorinda get so loud and obnoxious that Luann is embarrassed to be seen with them and walks out of the very crowded restaurant. Dorinda is drunk as a skunk and screams at Sonja that she is bankrupt and she has seen the papers regarding her fraud. All true.
Andy’s stupid game of the night was with his mother and her bridge club who were the bartenders. There were some shocking facts about them and you had to guess who it applied to. You had to be there. But it was the best part of the show. They also got to do the Mazel which they gave to the hottest play on Broadway at the moment, Dear Evan Hansen. Andy’s mom gave the jackhole to every single stupid show he did in L.A. she hated them all. Ramona says thinks his mom didn’t like them because of all of the noise, when you get older, it’s annoying. Everyone freaked out because Ramona seemed to be calling the ladies old. Which they are. And so is Ramona.
If it weren’t for the bridge ladies and Mamacita this entire episode would have been a giant waste of time.