After the last season of Real Housewives of Melbourne, it was announced that Susie McClean and Pettifleur Berenger would not be returning. One of the new housewives is Lady Venus Behbahani-Clark. First of all, that name! Did anyone ever see an episode of Keeping Up With The Kardashians where they were in some UK country or another and Scott Disick bought the title “Lord”? I believe it has something to do with buying a spot of land or something. At any rate, Scott has gone around ever since referring to himself as “the lord.” This is apparently the same way Lady Venus and Lord James Clark obtained their pompous titles. So there is that bit of ridiculousness right off the bat. She has a friend who is a celebrity psychic, which is generally a plus for a housewife, but with Jackie on the show there may be a battle of the psychics. She also enjoys plastic surgery.
It appears that the Lord and Lady managed to get a beach wedding by Bravo Foxtel at the Four Seasons. [EDIT] While Venus’ IG certainly makes it appear that the wedding was on May 18th, and used the hashtags #Foxtel #RealHousewivesofMelbourne, THE LORD (Not Scott Disick, the one in Melbourne) wants us to know that they actually got married last December, prior to filming and he paid for it himself! Because he is very, very, rich!
Here is the tea that is not being reported anywhere else. Basically, when the couple auditioned for RHOMel they wanted to look wealthy so they managed to rent a car from Dream Drives, a Melbourne company that leases very high-end cars for special events. It appears that there was some delay by the dealer in returning their deposit for the free rental. According to the rental company that was because they didn’t have the information on where to return it.
Lord James Clark felt the company simply stole his deposit and allegedly left a very bad review on Google reviews under the false name, Jonathan Goldsmith. James clearly felt that the company was deliberately withholding the deposit.
As one might imagine, the dealership was not happy about this review at all. They were quick to respond.
Well this couple seems like an awesome addition to the show! So much drama! Fans in Melbourne are remarking about how much Venus resembles a younger Pettifleur and the other new comer, Sarah Bloomfield looks a bit like Chyka Keebaugh. Also, Sarah seems to be similar to Chyka in personality as well. Sarah is in the housewares and hotel business just like Chyka. So hopefully we will like Sarah as much as we loved Chyka. Venus proudly admits that she has had numerous cosmetic surgeries and is expected to be much like the spitfire, Pettifleur was.
Y’all know that my favorite RHOM is Lydiot. She’s everything I could ask for in a housewife. I hope Bravo picks up the season. They are so stingy with the Foxtel housewives shows and most of you guys don’t watch them anyway, but I love them! Why can’t we have nice things?
Tamara, I am in total agreement with you. I love RHOM and I hope that Bravo does pick it up, although I usually find it online anyway before Bravo airs it. I’m looking forward to the new season, this sounds exactly like my kind of messy!
Haha that review and response is everything!! I am now getting excited for the return of RHOM. Thanks for sharing TT – how you get the tea when we’re so far apart amazes me 🙂
Kenya and Brandon tell me everything I know! lol.
agree! hope we get to see the season sounds great already! battle of the psychics – hilarious and i hope that happens!
I adore RHOM! Figaro is the true star of the show! ?
Please do weekly recaps when season 4 airs ?
This is actually one I look forward to watching.
TT you dodged a bullet with RHO Sydney. Apparently it was too ‘mean’ for US market. Go figure..nothing we really haven’t seen before in Jersey or Atlanta! Lots of slut shaming, vulgar displays of wealth, catty behaviour and delusion- one of the ladies teaches her children to ‘appreciate’ their privilege by walking them from first class through to economy to view the peasants at the other end of the plane. So classy! And the accents they spoke in??? Weird but addictive I’m ashamed to say.
“ne of the ladies teaches her children to ‘appreciate’ their privilege by walking them from first class through to economy to view the peasants at the other end of the plane”
Oh, my. GAWD.
Ok TT she (cannot remember the chick’s name at all) may not have used the term peasants- more like those less fortunate but you get the drift. unbelievable
What site/where are you watching? I can’t find it anywhere and would love to watch again!
OMG the Real Housewives of Melbourne is absolutely the BEST show of all the HW shows. I get so mad at Bravo for not giving it the respect it deserves. I think Andy Cohen is just worried it would get better ratings than his shows if they promote it like the US versions. They only put it on once a week, hide it on Fridays, and he doesnt have any of them on his show WWHL. Furthermore he was rude in speaking about them in the egomaniacal book he wrote. If people gave this show a chance they would realize it’s so much better than our HW shows. I wish I knew how to watch them online, I would pay to watch them when they first come out. I miss Cheshire too and want to see Sydney!
Does anyone know how we in the US can watch them? I have tried so many times and only ever find clips/promos. They tell me it’s not available in my area 🙁
I’m dying to find it too! I was able to watch the first two seasons on Bravo but now we are 2 seasons behind! I’ve googled and googled-like you I just find clips. We need to watch this show!
I’m really going to miss Chyka AND her adorable hubby! If they do have another season, I wonder if Ms. “shine, shine, shine” will return? I also wonder how her La Máscara Bev Co. business is doing? Loves me some Lydia and Gamble.
I think maybe I should “butt” in here. Our wedding was not filmed and was not paid for by foxtel – I paid for it myself and we got married on the 24/1/16 actually not 28th May lol also we don’t need to rent a car to portray we were wealthy lol I think our other assets indicate that!! As they say – don’t believe all that the media publishes!!!
Ps the photos you picked were great – love that bit of the article.
Well Hello Lord James Nicholas Clark Jingleheimer Schmidt!
Thanks for letting us know. On Lady Venus Behbahani-Clark Nina Bo’nina Brown’s Instagram there was a flurry of wedding photos posted on May 28 of this year. They were all hashtagged with Foxtel and Real Housewives of Melbourne. So after reading several Daily Mail stories about your recent wedding (a whopping six months ago) I presumed that the wedding photos were around the time of the actual wedding. That was my only presumption of the story based on information from Venus’ IG.
As for the portraying wealth by renting the car for the “audition” that is the opinion of the guy who rented the car. Clearly, you don’t agree with him. 🙂
In the meantime, If this is really you, someone is impersonating you via email(with hilariously poor writing skills), and that same someone has posted comments here (since removed as multiple user names are not allowed) under several names to let us know that Venus will be the most superduperest housewife ever!!!!! And that you are very, very, very, rich. So someone has your back.
As for the photos, I admit I chose the ones with good photos of the hot groom over the one with the strikingly beautiful dress hanging on a balcony.
As a bit of unsolicited advice that I know you will not take, it’s probably time to stop googling yourself. If Mother Teresa and Princess Diana were on a housewives show there would still be plenty of people on the Internet being extremely harsh and critical. On RHOA a beautiful woman just fell in love and got married completely off camera, and even here at a site that is friendly toward her, there are 99 asswipes a day that line up to insult her, her man, her friends and family and their opinion that the sunset in the background was lacking in the color orange. Fasten your seatbelt in that fancy hot rod, it’s going to be a bumpy ride!
I LOVE the RH from overseas. So mad we didn’t see all the Cheshire episodes in Bravo.
Okay there is some weirdness going on with this post. First of all, Noelle, the keeper of the window cleaner is one of about a half a dozen usernames that descended on comments to rabidly support Venus as the bestestest housewife ever yesterday! So that person has about six accounts in WLS today. They also sent me a hilarious email where they lapsed into and out of pretending they were James and pretending they were writing on behalf of James. I may post that later.
Then someone posted this from a different IP.
Aka “The Lord”
In reply to tamaratattles.
I think maybe I should “butt” in here. Our wedding was not filmed and was not paid for by foxtel – I paid for it myself and we got married on the 24/1/16 actually not 28th May lol also we don’t need to rent a car to portray we were wealthy lol I think our other assets indicate that!! As they say – don’t believe all that the media publishes!!!
Ps the photos you picked were great – love that bit of the article.
And I replied with this.
tamaratattles
Well Hello Lord James Nicholas Clark Jingleheimer Schmidt!
Thanks for letting us know. On Lady Venus Behbahani-Clark Nina Bo’nina Brown’s Instagram there was a flurry of wedding photos posted on May 28 of this year. They were all hashtagged with Foxtel and Real Housewives of Melbourne. So after reading several Daily Mail stories about your recent wedding (a whopping six months ago) I presumed that the wedding photos were around the time of the actual wedding. That was my only presumption of the story based on information from Venus’ IG.
As for the portraying wealth by renting the car for the “audition” that is the opinion of the guy who rented the car. Clearly, you don’t agree with him. ?
In the meantime, If this is really you, someone is impersonating you via email(with hilariously poor writing skills), and that same someone has posted comments here (since removed as multiple user names are not allowed) under several names to let us know that Venus will be the most superduperest housewife ever!!!!! And that you are very, very, very, rich. So someone has your back.
As for the photos, I admit I chose the ones with good photos of the hot groom over the one with the strikingly beautiful dress hanging on a balcony.
As a bit of unsolicited advice that I know you will not take, it’s probably time to stop googling yourself. If Mother Teresa and Princess Diana were on a housewives show there would still be plenty of people on the Internet being extremely harsh and critical. On RHOA a beautiful woman just fell in love and got married completely off camera, and even here at a site that is friendly toward her, there are 99 asswipes a day that line up to insult her, her man, her friends and family and their opinion that the sunset in the background was lacking in the color orange. Fasten your seatbelt in that fancy hot rod, it’s going to be a bumpy ride!
Then I went to correct the wedding date. After the edit I just happened to scroll through the comments and noticed neither of these posts showed up. I returned to the Admin forum and they are both there marked as approved. This has never happened before. I thought perhaps THE LORD might have somehow tried to delete his post over the course of the last 13 hours. But again, it is in my Admin forum as approved. It is just not showing up here on the page. The only other thing I can figure is that the email address for THE LORD is a mask or in some other way attached to the half dozen other emails attempting to post about how rich and wonderful this couple is and once the other people were banned THE LORD’s comments was caught in a glitch. A purgatory if you will, in between here and the WLS.
At any rate, as amusing as all of these fake nicnames are, I have some even more fun stuff to do today. But I did want you to see these interactions.
Thank you for sending me to this comment. The perfect use of Nina Bo’nina Brown! You are too funny!
I had to send you my love, I knew only you would get it, xoxooxox
It’s like it’s your birthday. 🙂
Yes! It’s exactly like that. Like a really, really good birthday!
Happy Happy Birthday my dear friend! I love you to pieces! I’m glad that you had a wonderful day! You are witty, brilliant & kind (to those who are deserving). I hope this is the beginning of a year of amazing breaking stories that give you the credit we all know you deserve ?
xo
The Lord does work in mysterious ways. Have mercy. And some birthday cake. Thanks for this gift. All I got for you is a SASE in hopes of left overs.
You post like a fat chick, TD! Come sit next to me and let me spoon feed you red velvet cheesecake. xo
Wishing you a peace of my sister’s recipe. Georgia on my mind.Send SASE for a paper thin slice of a n overnight express one.
Ohhh. I can’t wait for this shit show!!
I love RHOM so much, I really hope Bravo airs it. I would KILL to see what’s her name without all of that godawful heavy heavy makeup. Wonder if it feels like I feel when I take off my bra at the end of the day- sweet relief?!
I just started watching the new season today. She’s very hard to look at and it’s painful to hear speak, she keeps going on about how gorgeous she is just like Pettifluer did. She looks like a LaToya Jackson experiment.
Venus is horrid! she talks about how she doesnt care about her looks yet she looks so effing fake!!! I couldnt take it!
the reunion she was a huge ass mess as well accusing Woolf’s son of doing cocaine. so disgusting!!!!
I don’t think Venus Bababehani-Clark was born a woman. I believe there is a reason the other kids at school called him Venus the penis.
And what is with those eyes, is he serious, what does he think when he looks in the mirror, and what does “Lord” James think when he looks into his eyes.
“Lord” Venus and “Lord” James, what a pair of freaks. Don’t we have institutions that are supposed to keep people like that off the street?
This is pretty funny.. I am pretty sure that this is the same James Clark that I went to school with in Somerset. His parents ran a bed and breakfast in Taunton and he went to Millfield School in Street. I am also pretty sure that he got expelled for stealing then went on to run a failing plumbing business. One think is for sure is that he is not a Lord … well he might well be a different type of Lord if Venus was born a man.