Yesterday, Andy Cohen called Tamaratattles.com a ratchet site and went on to say Kenya Moore and her gay best friend probably run it.
Read that again.
Andy Cohen is not that stupid. But he is a misogynistic piece of shit.He has always treated Kenya horribly. Every time she is on WWHL I worry about her. He always treats her like garbage and she always flashes her megawatt smile and takes it. She is unflappable. She is going to be happy no matter what people say. She has her shit ALL THE WAY together.
Andy’s response to Kenya getting married was to accuse me of being her. And saying my site was ratchet and he thinks she writes it.
Let’s talk about some of Andy’s favorite housewives.
Phaedra Parks
Recently, Phaedra finally gave up trying to bleed her former alleged partner in crime Angela Stanton dry after she published a book outlining how Phaedra was complicit in her crimes. Angela, went to jail with Apollo and his play brother, Phaedra did not even act as their attorney. The felonious acts listed in Stanton’s book that implicated Phaedra were allowed to remain in publication after Phaedra dropped her case as she did not in fact want to take the stand and repeatedly attempted to avoid being deposed by Angela’s attorney. Apollo is in prison for stealing money including checks from retired Delta employees. ANDY LOVES HER. Newsflash Andrew, this ratchet site cover the entire three years of the case or so and talked to Angela and her Attorney. And at first I didn’t believe Angela either. BUT THEN I SPENT FIVE YEARS FOLLOWING THE CASE. Right here on my ratchet site. While also covering the Jodi Arias Trial live all day. I did okay with that. That is why a lot of reporters and attorneys follow me. Even when I go batshit crazy on twitter. They still stick around .
Teresa Giudice, Inmate Number 65703-050
This felon by Bravo actually did prison time already. She stole millions of dollars. Andy gently held her and on her last finale before prison and got emotional. Then he honest to god gave her a spinoff from prison where she participated by phone and exploited her children, all to help her pay down her fines. Then he promoted her prison house book. Andy loves her. Here is some of my ratchet covering of that case. I also consulted with many attorneys for these pieces. We can look forward to seeing her next season.
SIDENOTE~ The whole Letter to Andy Part II thing occurred to me at the end and I am not changing verb tense and all the other shit now.
Porsha Williams
Porsha has attacked THREE WOMEN ON CAMERA. She dragged Kenya by the hair across the stage because she used a bullhorn to talk over her on the reunion. I don’t recall if that was the same reunion that Apollo someone robbed Kenya’s dressing room. Andy just sat there while Carlos King came out and carried Porsha off like a wounded bird. Andy went to check on Porsha. The victim was ignored. There was a huge outcry and Porsha got kinda sorta demoted. She lost her peach. I doubt she lost much pay. Then she attacked Cynthia Bailey. Then she attacked her MUA. Then she slandered Kandi over and over and over again on national TV accusing her of plotting to rape her based on something Andy’s other favorite Phaedra said. Andy left that reunion in tears. People thought it was because he just found out that Phaedra is a sociopath. I think it has more with his finding out about Carlos King.
Bethenny Frankel
He actually like Bethenny Frankel much better after she became rich. But then she embarrassed Sirius in the Hamptons and he was pretty much done with her. Oh did I mention Bethenny is rich? He tolerates her just fine now. She has better connections than he does.
Then there is Kenya Moore. If ever there was a story of a girl overcoming many obstacles. Abandoned by her mother, raised by her grandmother in a less than wealthy family from Detroit, wins Miss USA, goes to Hollywood and gets work. Fends for herself in a very hard place for young women and somehow ends up on RHOA. And he’s treated her like shit from day one. Look, season one Kenya was a hot mess. And for some reason RHOA were pushed to have an on screen boyfriend or lose their job. Porsha faked an entire relationship with some deadbeat dad all last season. And no Andrew, that is not a made up story. If I know it you know it. And Kenya tried to ride out a very bad relationship because the storylines that season were set in advance for everyone to be with someone. Unless you are Phaedra. Even Cynthia had to ride it out with her guy.
So Kenya cashed her checks, bought a house for cash that was basically a tear down, built it got some fabulous sponsors so that she had top of the line appliances and a crazy toilet, and worked here ass off. And had a really bad relationship with a boy she was clearly attracted to that abused her, raged on her property, and was such a threat he was barred from the all cast trip to Hawaii because he was so aggressive. And still she (probably had to) let him film with her. And I covered all of those arrests too. Not made up.
I spent a lot of time celebrating the fact that Andy found me the third most important thing to talk about on his podcast today. First was he was one of only two white people at the RHOP reunion filming in New Jersey the other day (I guess he was trying to say he is uncomfortable alone with black people) , second was he has a zit that won’t clear up and he had a TV appearance, and third was me. He called me a ratchet site that was probably really Kenya or her gay best friend.
I was not offended that Andy would speak that way about a website owner who gives a shitload of free publicity to Bravo and has been complimentary of his Then & Now program. Though I should have been. I’m used to Bravo being difficult to support and stingy with video and when they do give it their ads are embedded to fucking autostart their commercial. Um, THE VIDEO IS THE AD you get on my site for free. I have millions of views a month. I am not the person you want to dick over.
I’m obviously used to Andy being an egomaniacal cunt I think that is his “brand.” In fact I was elated that so many podcasts and news casts were recognizing my work today. It was about time I got some recognition out of covering Bravo shows. I was having so much fun I blew off a recap off another Bravo show #MDLNY because my site was blowing up. And because I like to have some alone time with Steve Gold and I am constantly working.
But once I thought about it, I realized that once again he was shitting on Kenya. Apparently, I am not capable of getting my own information. I have not been supporting myself on this site for six years. I have no idea how to do investigative research. Clearly, if anyone posts kindly about Kenya and it turns out to be true, the stories must come from Kenya or “her gay best friend.” And let’s talk about him for a minute. Her gay best friend didn’t press charges on Apollo when he was physically assaulted on the show because Apollo would have gone back to jail and he has a kid. Perhaps two even. Because Brandon is a good person. He is not some sidekick. He is Kenya’s best friend. So what is so ratchet about him that he would be associated with my ratchet site? My connection to Brandon is I am a life long DOOL fan and think he might just possibly be the best looking man in the world. And we follow each other on Twitter, but I rarely see him post. Andy couldn’t even call him by name. I adore Days of Our Lives, and Lisa Rinna, Eileen Davidson and Brandon DeShazer all being on housewives, it is pretty cool. I think Rinna follows me too, not so sure about Eileen. But no one accused them of writing this ratchet website.
So to recap BOTH KENYA AND BRANDON have been physically attacked on RHOA and Andy finds out that Kenya got married his immediate reaction was to attack the blog that had the scooped the story and then accuse Kenya and Brandon of writing the story? Not congrats, not “I’m so happy for you.” Just a random insult to my site which was really an insult to Kenya and Brandon.
What a dick you are Andy Cohen.
I mean, he can think this site which publicizes Bravo shows with no kickback from them every fucking week whether I feel like it or not, is a ratchet site all day long. But a gay man was assaulted on his show by a convicted felon. Kenya was assaulted on his show by girl who Mama Joyce’s Streets Say is sucking bravo dick to stay on the show DESPITE ATTACKING THREE PEOPLE ON CAMERA. And when discussing whether or not Kenya is married says he doesn’t know but that ratchet website does? WTF does Brandon have to do with anything other than being at the wedding? How did I know? IT WAS ON HIS INSTAGRAM! He didn’t say where he was, but once I got the photos FROM SOURCES I HAVE ACCRUED FOR SIX YEARS, I knew he was there. Neither Kenya nor Brandon gave me one shred of information about the wedding.
Because see, it is kind of MY FUCKING JOB to find out information. And I am much happier finding out that Kenya Moore is married and happy and Brandon was there, than I am covering Teresa Giudice’s federal plea deal, or Joe Giudice’s federal plea deal or Phaedra Parks frivolous lawsuit trying to shut Angela Stanton up, Apollo’s bizarre RHOA filming which conflicts with all reality of his actual trip to prison, or Kim Bierrmann’s family and there inability to comport themselves in an international airport.
Because you see, Andrew, Just because I like Kenya and her quest for love and babies, and Brandon for not making a huge deal out of being attacked by a convicted felon, and both of them for being really pretty. That doesn’t mean they are me. Or that they have anything to do with me. I realize this is a hard concept but SOME OF US ARE NOT WATCHING FOR THE BRAWLING AND THE GAY SLURS AND THE DRAGGING OF A WOMAN BY THE HAIR ALL THE DAMN WAY ACROSS THE STAGE BEFORE CARLOS COMES OUT TO TAKE PORSHA WAY LIKE A WOUNDED BIRD.
As many gay men as Andy has fucked ALLEGEDLY, in this town, you would think that the manner in which he chooses to portray gay men on RHOA, would be less derogatory.
Some of us still held out hope that you would say, “I don’t know if Kenya is married or not, but if she is, then Mazel! She deserves happiness!” But that is not you.
My GBF (who is NOT Brandon because I am NOT Kenya) had to look up the word “ratchet” today. You seem to be majoring in it. Aren’t you the one buying up the properties on “Fellatio Street” to house your bottoms in? That seems pretty ratchet to me.
I’m just an old fat lady sitting on a couch in the ghetto outside Atlanta. Yet, you seem really bothered by me.
By the way, I warned you our relationship would go south here In my first open letter to you. That was my third month of this blog’s existence and we call that post an evergreen in the ratchet website industry. Because you haven’t matured or developed a bit. I have blogged on my own every GOT DAMN DAY for the last six years to support myself. Nearly every day supporting a show on Bravo to help put money in your pocket. And like the worst boyfriend ever, it has come to this. You are the heroin epidemic of Bravo.
But I don’t give a shit what you say about me. Your misogyny in general does appall me. And the fact that Kenya is celebrating her marriage, and you used my site to disparage her and her GBF, that is reprehensible. But would it have killed you to say something kind to Kenya Moore instead of accusing her of writing my “ratchet website?”
I think building your brand on ego-maniacal misogyny will be what you were once sort of know for at some point. You might find yourself living on Fellatio Street in the end.
YOU GO GIRL!!!
YES to ALL of this! ???
And she drops the mic…
Lmfaoo at “you may Find yourself living on Fellatio street”. I hope worst @ Andy C ohenn
TT that cracked me up so bad. Nice one!
The” you may find yourself living on Fellatio Street”. Actually the whole thing was beautifully written.
Put that letter on you tube or send it to be published somewhere.
Knowing he will see this makes me happy. Andy, we ain’t all blind. You shouldn’t have anything to do with shows involving women. Misogynist indeed!
Oh and one last thing you forgot to mention his sorry but did not support her one little bit with Life Twirls On it would have been funny show all it would have needed is some miner adjusments. He joined the choir always saying she had fake relationships why can’t she have a moment to herself.
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DAMN! I got the gooseybumps reading this! How ’bout some ice for that burn AC, LOL
Preach.
Yasss ?? TT , am enjoying this letter. Andy wants you to start a World war lll . Be still & know we appreciates you. All publicity is good publicity. This site has been a great de-stress for me.
“Egomaniacal cunt” sums Andy up perfectly.
You said it all! I hope to high Heaven that SOMEONE will print this out a thousand times and paper his neighborhood with it, ALA Samantha in ‘Sex and the City’!!!! Brava!!!!
The cherry on top is this ratchet website is much more entertaining than that horse shit watch what happens live.
He is a horrible talk show host he does fine on then and now but wwhl is crap.
I believe that one of these days we are going to hear that Andy will be gone out the same door that Bill O’ Rielly and Roger Ailes took to end their careers. This guy never misses an opportunity to sexually harassed guests on a LIVE show so I can only imagine how difficult it would be to work for him. He acts like a pubescent child who found his father’s stash of porn and just can’t control himself. Sorry Andy’s Dad and Mom, you seem very nice, too bad your son is so smarmy. Hope Anderson Cooper is stepping back from the steaming pile of dog poop.
There are more folks in the world who believe Dandy Andy is a major POS than not, regardless of what his demented ego tells him. The list is endless as to the number of things he has said or done to demonstrate how RATCHET HE IS, but this past season with Phaedra blew it all out of the water. He knows she’s a criminal but Apollo makes his dick hard so he gives her a pass. His time will come, too. No doubt.
Apollo is Andy’s fantasy.
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GURLLLLLLLLLLL YOU WERK!! Get ready for it TT! He don’t want none of you.
God, I love you Tamara. WORD. Andy Cohen is a tool.
SNAP!
Off with his head! lol
Except, I don’t think he likes Teresa or Porsha. I think he’s more scared of their fans because they’re fan favorites.
Well said, TT. The hell with him. Your blog promotes his shows and Bravo, and basically puts money in his pocket, he should back the hell up and lay off.
Ratchet? Please. You rock 🙂
If we really go back and think about it, Russell’s suicide, the way it was handled on the show, the whole thing showed us Andy’s true colors. He cares for the lowest denominators in society, based on their income or fan base. He’s vile. He used to be so cute. These days, he looks haggard, ragged…it looks like he’s aged 20 years in the past 10. I guess it’s all that clean living.
I wonder if he ever feels complicit in that whole thing with Taylor…does he feel bad he helped set that poor man up to look like an abuser? I don’t believe for one moment that Taylor was an abused woman…I believe he thought the suicide would strengthen the ratings. I also wonder if considers himself a “good Jew.” As much as he speaks about being Jewish you’d think he’d behave a bit differently…I guess I answered my own question.
I definitely believe Taylor was abused, she’s not that good of an actress.
I used to like Andy, but now, I don’t think he is a good guy. He is jealous of you. HAHA
Some observations.
1. If you are Kenya, why are you so poor?
2. If you are Brandon, I will give you some money but I will be expecting some “things” in return.
I mean dirty stuff.
Blowjobs prolly.
3. Seeing as Andy reads here, HI DADDY. I know you are a cunt but I will let you do some REALLY nasty stuff to me. Misogynise away.
*makes ‘call me’ sign with hands*
*FIN*
Also I would like to live on Fellatio Road.
ANdy would be your neighbor…oh yeah..I understand.
THIS THIS THIS is the best comment on this most amazing blog!!!
YES!!! YES!!! YES!!!
Stop the presses because this right here is the READ OF THE CENTURY!
P.S.: “Apollo has a kid, maybe two even” is the best line ever.
IKR??? Remember when Apollo had that pinata filled with condoms for Phaedra’s birthday? Andy LOVES RATCHET!!!
Yes TT!!! Tell that wonk eyed bitch what’s what! He is simply pissed at Kenya for not inviting Bravo cameras to her wedding. Why would she with how shitty he treats her? I hope Kenya’s husband is rich AF and she tells Andy and Bravo to go EFF themselves! Andy’s faces are always the nastiest bitches: Kyle, NeNe, Phaedra, Manzoid, Giudice, Carole, Bethenney…all hateful shrews. Kenya is the ONLY reason I watch RHOA anymore. She is so pretty and fun to watch. Andy should be kissing your fabulously ratchet ass for promoting his shows. Also, Brandon is FOINE! ??
Where is Fellatio Road?
I don’t think Andy really likes any of these women. He just uses them. He is an opportunist which is why he and Bethenny get along. They just use each other. I guarantee when he is out with his celebrity goons they make fun of the Housewives all day long. He has made a lot of money off them making fools of themselves.
I think someday he will get sued for sexual harassment.
I tried to like Andy years ago but he is just like you say T, a dick, a twitchy dick.
Andy has been needing someone to call him out for years! I’m so tired of his double standards. if the word ‘standards’ even applies to him. He uses his forums only to push his own agenda (usually sexual) and political bent.
Holy Shitballz! I bow to you, TT! LMFAO!!!
This is seriously some of your best work. Congrats to you and to Kenya (since you’re one in the same lol) I.Just.Can’t.Stop.Laughing. Andy Cohen’s 15 minutes should’ve been over awhile ago. He is such a dick. This is entertainment gold… much better than any of the RATCHET shit he sells on Bravo. (and better than the cat lady exodus ?) Thank you for this gift. You rock! ???
I Know!!! I can’t believe he has the gall to call T’s site ratchet, I mean, has he ever watched his own damn shows, WWHL, The Aftershows, and he wants to call this site ratchet. He is so disgustingly into himself and blind to his own ratchet ways. I guarandamntee you his day is coming. His days will eventually come to an end and I predict much disgrace in his future if he doesn’t change his ways. He probably won’t understand it though cause he feels his ratchet ways has brought his SO FAR IN LIFE, OMG!! LOL. “The bigger they are the harder they fall”. (One and all, lol – remember the reggae song/movie?)
Wow,congrats to you on this,you rock!!
Finally someone call him on his crap! Good for you. I have often felt he secretly hated women… b/c these shows are really not about empowering women, but dragging them down. Despite his nasty comments towards you and your site… I’m glad it gave you more views …take the side-eye promotion and shine on!
It’s really a shame that one of those most visible gay men in television is, in my opinion, a sociopath; television is a direct line into every living room in America, and he could have produced a lot new LGBT support instead of continuously focusing on how to increase the AC support.
His character is built on such shakey, muddy, grabby, thirsty ground that I doubt the character of Anderson Cooper just through the mere association to him.
THIS WAS AWESOME!!!!!!! He has been extra NASTY lately. Ever since Kelly and Ryan hooked up he has been pms’ing. I loved this letter and you are our Queen. Not kissing up, just stating a fact.
She is our Queen!! Long live the Queen!!!
And THIS is why I read this blog every single Day… Tamara you are KICK ASS!!
Gay men are some of the most misogynistic around. Weird but true. Not surprised by Andy’s behavior. And top? Really? lol
Like it or not TT you are my Hero. I love the way your words can cut a mf’er. You REALLY have a gift. All that aside, wtf was Andy thinking about that mustache? Fuck Andy. The only thing I liked about him was his back handed comments and his dog.
Oh, Spacy! I was admiring T’s restraint in not calling him out for that little brillo-pad gone bad mess above his lips 🙂 🙂 🙂
You got him ALL the way together
If I was Bravo..would send you a case of Veuve CLiquot for talking about their shows. Andy has no class.
He doesn’t work well unscripted.
Beautifully written and about time Andy was put in his place.
Yasss to all this! I went off Andy when he gave Kenya that lecture about saying Chris was gay yet laughed and made a joke about Vicki Gunvalson calling Eddie Judge gay.
Andy Cohen calling YOU “ratchet?” Project much, Mr. Cohen?
Blog on, Ms.T. I come to read you, whether or not I am watching Bravo sink American womanhood into the sewer or not.
Edit, edit, edit. You get the gist, despite my lack of proofreading!
Dam Tt, how many people are you noe?
It kinda lends a new nuance the spiritual philosophy that wa are really all connected as One. Lol
Well done! We over here sees Andy for what he is and that is what’s bothering him.
Let him HAVE IT, Tamara!!!! I personally have NEVER liked Andy’s sneaky ass!
I love this post. Unfortunately, I don’t believe Andy will ever read it. He seems to have become one of those celebrities that only reads the good things written about him, and believe every word. This is why he has become such a jerk. He could use a good humbling, it will come, it always does to folks like him.
No. He’ll see this.
This site gets a ton of traffic, and if he’s not physically checking, someone he knows is checking. If I worked with/for Cohen, I’d be on here daily (for reasons I won’t go in to), and I would bring it to his attention.
Part of the reason why he showed some, um, disdain when referring to this site is because he’s fully aware of how he’s been portrayed over the years. He was forced to mention the site because of the circumstances, but he did so disparagingly.
Wow! I just realizing was holding my breath .
Oh well Andy. No need to be a bitch about it LOL You never had control over Kenya’s happiness and it won’t start now. She takes your shitty-shade with a grain-of-salt, while keeping a smile on her beautiful face and keeping you in the dark all at the same time. Don’t fault TT because you mad you weren’t in the know before-hand. Oh well. Kenya’s telling you to kiss-her-ass forever Moore because she knows and we know that you’re a piece of work and full-of-shit. TT, thanks for reading Andy’s rights to him. Now Andy, go sit your bitter-messy-bitch-ass down somewhere and leave Kenya and TT’s name out of your mouth unless you really know what you’re sayin’.
Andy is a valley girl who never grew up. He goes all wobbly over a star or a rich person. He wouldn’t know wealthy if he met it.
Most of us left the repetitive HW’s franchise long ago. We come here to enjoy your tea and your wit, not his shows. I haven’t watched Then and Now or whatever it is called because of him. Same with his love game show. Cannot stand Andy Cohen and only watch WWHL on rare occasions. Jill Zarin wasn’t one.
So, Miss TAMrah, (I’ve been here a while) though I mostly lurk now, he didn’t make you and he damn sure can’t break you.
Piss off, Andy.
Bravo! Tamara! Andy only wishes he could write the way you do! and you out-scoop TMZ and all the rest of them – all the time! And you are so right about how Andy has treated Kenya (because beautiful, and a woman – and NOT RATCHET), and Brandon (because gorgeous and classy, both of which Andy IS NOT AND NEVER WILL BE). “RATCHET”? You look up the definition in the dictionary and it days: “ANDY COHEN, MISOGYNIST, ALL AROUND CREEP AND JEALOUS LITTLE BITCH”. Now that is what “ratchet” is.
He must like her a lot because she spent years on RHOA without being married and the show suppose to be the “Real” Housewives of Atlanta, she never was or will be a housewife, so he must like her…
I think I am missing something here. Who are you talking about?
Um, there are many housewives shows where they are not married or they are divorced. NY, OC, Potomoc, ? Right? Lots of foot loose and fancy free “housewives out there”
Andy is the actual devil. Good call.
I only watch RHOA, so I cannot comment on housewives on other RH shows. With respect to RHOA, I agree with what TT’s comments entirely. Andy is such a nasty, petty little twit.
Daaaamn, im officially Team TT! You got him all the way together. Sad thing to see a man being so insecure and jealous.
I am so loving Kenya more than ever now. Like, this was her flip off to Cohen and his nasty nasty way with her. All those digs, shade, insults etc. came back to bite him in the clubhouse. I love love love it. Twirl Twirl Twirl. YAY
Lawd, what is up with his ugly ass porn mustache???
Lmao!!! I was thinking that too, it makes him look like one of those guys in the super troopers movie.
Lol! That made me snort! He DOES look like one!!!! Lmao
So has anyone any idea why Andy seems to hate Kenya so much? Is it her poor beginnings?
Well played sister!!!! I cannot stand his arrogant condescending attitude, I hope he reads this lol.
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I’ve always enjoyed this site and have always thought it was well written but today, I have a whole new respect for you. I’ve always thought it was disgusting that Andy went out of his way with Phaedra and Porsha or how he bought Theresa Guidices books to ensure she was a “New York Times Best Selling Author,” even though she had no idea what that meant. But to take your page and call it a derogatory name is just beyond the pale. Over the past couple years I’ve lost all kinds of respect for Andy. I don’t think he’s is funny anymore and it’s now obvious to me why. Shame on Andy for the things he said about this page and also his lack of support for Kenya and he friend.
Thank you for writing this I have been putting comments on his sites about how wrong he is for sometime… I also do not watch then and now or his stupid love connection show and his WWHL is so fake and scripted and he and bravo only do it to keep the shows going… Snooze.. I come here to get the facts, thank you for several hours of time wasted on these shows and believing all the lies put on national TV claiming to be a Reality Show… what they did to Kandi this season was it for me along with always putting Kenya down and never prosecuting the not so lady like PW. Kandi should still sue them both for what they did I feel she must of signed a waiver not to for money related to the show or its in her contract not too>>>
I just want to remind everyone that Bravo used to be a quality network. It would only air artsy films, foreign films, or films that were nominated or won an award.
The only original content left from those days is Inside the Actors Studio with James Lipton.
When Andrew took over programming the network did gain ratings while becoming more and more “RATCHET.”
So maybe he meant it as a compliment since he seems to he king of ratchet things.
Just a theory Lol.
James Lipton appeals to me on so many levels. He’s just my cup of tea. On a sexual level there’s the desire to shrink him like a spider on a hot skillet. My apology to Mrs. James Lipton please forgive my lusty, envious and most of all ratchet ass .He’s the reason I fell for Bravo not Andy’s bravado.
I mean I’m not into him but he speaks so eloquently I can’t hold it against you lol
This is the reason I still don’t buy his book because I refuse to feed his ego.
I have been following you for 4 years maybe, it could be longer. I come to your blog for straight up insight, and always first before I go anywhere else. I may not always like how you talk about my favorite people.. However, you are VERY fair in your viewpoint(even when you don’t like the person). Andy is a prick for saying that about your website, in fact he is calling me rachet, and I take that personal. One of these days he is going to come for the wrong person and they are going to let him have it. And I hope is Kenya. Thank TT for always given good tea.
Sue for slander. He impugned your livlihood.
Ha! I should probably send Andy a bouquet of flowers. He gave me a great free advertisement. I’m not mad at Andy for calling out my ratchet little website. He gave me the opportunity to take some well deserved time off today!Seriously I had several hours to accomplish real life things instead of worrying about what I can write about to start a discussion. That’s a rare luxury for me.
What I am feeling, because Je Suis Kenya, is profound hurt on her behalf and a general disgust for Andy and others who are flooding the internet with negativity about her marriage. Why numerous sites want to spend their time saying just horrible things about her, and trying to dig up dirt on her new husband and metaphorically dragging her limp body across the stage like Porsha did. It makes me hearsick. Andy making snide remarks about Kenya and her best friend instead of uttering a few fake words of congratulations and good luck was the despicable act. Not calling this place ratchet. I mean I’ve called it worse myself. 🙂 But this place is great because of all of y’all. I hope that Kenya can focus on real life during this time and not what the knownothings have to say. I do not understand the hatred and meanness. I know hear at my site there are people who can’t stand Kenya, but they are just impatiently waiting for me to move on to the next story.
In the current world that has gone completely mad, there seem to be two camps. Those of us looking for anything good that is left to celebrate, and those of us looking for people to unleash their despair on. Now more than ever, we are all living our one lives of quiet desperation. I just wish more people would try not to feed the chaos and find things to celebrate and be grateful for. And if Kenya’s marriage is not something you personally care to celebrate than at the least, stop adding more vitriol into the environment and celebrate the summer flowers or a day without thunderstorms.
So I am not mad at Andrew at all. He’s made ratchet his brand.Perhaps it was a compliment, but it was definitely a blessing. I should have know better than to expect at the least a civil reaction to Kenya’s monumental news. #JeSuisKenya
Um. If I am you and he called you ratchet then he called me ratchet. : phoning attorney :
Celebrate away, then. Happy for Kenya. Happy for you. Happy that these pills are kicking in. Yep, that’s all I got today. 😉 Andy Cohen is still a petty, delusional twatsicle who got famous by exploiting stupid women.
Beautifully written by one smart woman..Kudos for speaking truth…Yesss
Really? 16 hours a day?? You must be exhausted.
I mean it’s midnight here. And my time off today still included moderating comments, accepting friend requests, clearing out my email, talking to my ad agency, and the person who sends DMCA takedowns, checking my ad rev income, resizing photos for upcoming posts, answering emails from other sites regarding the Kenya news, publicizing my site on social media, responding to commenter emails, reading emails from my spies who let me know what is going on online because I don’t have time to look and updating my plugins and monitoring the source of all the new views.
But that was an easy day because I didn’t make any posts. 🙂
But it’s not exhausting. It’s very sedentary work I can do while watching lots of shows that I don’t have to recap.:) It’s a pretty good life. You just get really fat because you can drink on the job. 🙂 But I did take Banjo on a car ride, which he loves and gave him a few too many fries, which he puked up. It was a good day where I was able to step away from the laptop for several hours! and not care if I was missing a housewife shoplifting at target or something because already had several good stories going.
The bigger the site grows the more work there is, but I love it and I’m happy to have a few people who keep me up to date on what the big stories are while I’m focused on my site. I got so sick of hearing people say do what you love. Well I love sitting on the couch with some beer watching TV. And looky here. I’ve made a successful business out of my ratchet little company. 🙂
Thanks for saying that. The other day, I was called a “recluse”. Been thinking about that. No, I like being home, get to, and choose to only leave the house about two hours a month. I also talk to one person (bff), aside from man and kids. That’s my life, I love it. We all don’t need to live like housewives to have “a life”. Good thoughts TT. Xo
You really do worship Kenya Moore on your website. Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. If you can dish it, you must be able to receive it to. Anyway, love Andy messy and all but keep doing what your doing. I know the info you put out is 99% true compared to other blogs I’ve visited. Not a fan of Kenya Moore but I’m truly happy for her as well. Congrats!!
LOL. I love Kenya but she is messy. I do call her out. I was appalled by her sinking to Kim Z’s level at the housewarming. It’s all here. There are plenty of time I think she is wrong. I don’t worship her, but I do like her more often than not since season two. Season one I read her for filth every day. Then she got more genuine.
I think a lot of us like her because we see how people treat her.
Example:
Its like that fat old trailer park drunk (Phaedra) who kicks a dog because the dog (Kenya is far from a dog but you get the gist)didnt mind them. The drunk is a poor excuse for a human and the dog still keeps trying to get pet.
They hired kenya to bring drama and theatrics and she did ratings held.
Most of us know she isnt like that in her personal life.
How do I know? Find any bad press from someone who actually knows her minus Matt and Walter never ever get info from exes its most assuredly a lie.
Remember me wishing you “Mazel” yesterday for scooping a certain UK news site? Well, now the site is mentioning the TT site by name AND giving you credit for getting photos.
You go, girl!! Major Mazels!!!
Yeah, DM has always been great about giving me a link.
BOOM!!
This and the earlier post makes me do a happy dance. Andy’s awkward, ham-fisted way of trying to deny you, to dismiss any post, (other than Kenya related stories), as all being false was a dead giveaway that he his bugged by your accuracy. He just couldn’t leave well enough alone and kept repeating his disillusioned “everything there is false” bullshit.
And I love that the pic you used above will most likely send him running for botox and he will slowly turn into the male version of the lion faced lady.
(totally missed the Wendy Williams reference though, didn’t hear when or what she said)
reality is, Andy is a POS for slamming a woman. my bottom line is, I respect TT for looking at the bright side, she owns her own site, says it how she see’s it and NEVER kisses butt, where as Andy, hmm – pretty sure I did see him puckering up to the likes of Bethennny, etc.
Go TT honesty is on your side, bullies can eat shit.
Wendy said she LOVED my site. (full disclosure, Wendy has never been to my site, it’s her production team that loves it and tells her her opinion) Wendy was very distracted on Thurs because she was going on a girls trip so she kept getting distracted by shoes and and stuff resulting in her saying my site name three or four times. Then she went on to say she didn’t believe it, but then congratulated Kenya for “catching one in her lair” or something. There was a lot of shade toward Kenya mixed with just enough compliments not to hurt her feelings. The truth is, Wendy doesn’t know what she is talking about half the time. I don’t mean that in a mean way, it’s just she’s very successful and isn’t keeping up with current events anymore. She is living her life and has folks that tell her what is going on each morning.
That morning’s briefing went something like this. Say TamaraTattles.com a lot and how much we like her because we paid her last time for her Chateau Sheree photos and this time she did not get back to us, OTOH it is on Twitter which legally is public domain but we do not want to piss her off. We love her site and the story is bullshit. Repeat after me. Great also find ways to mention it a lot to keep her happy because she seems kind of like a cunt who likes to sue people and send out DCMA orders.
She did well. And I want the shirt she was wearing and also think she has finally got a boob reduction and I am the last to notice these things, and can’t believe no one has noticed.
Sorry that last comment is in the wrong place, I was trying to reply to the person who said they didn’t know what WW said.
WordPress doesn’t like longwinded comments or comments where you stop to gather your thoughts lately, Sometime by the time I finish, the comment button is gone. Im looking into it.
Oh okay, that’s what happened with the comment I tried to make yesterday. The tldr version: I’m so happy for you and I agree with everything you said about Andy. You sound so happy lately and you deserve it ❤️
Why do they keep giving him his own shows like this here and now or then and now shit? It’s fucking horrible. On par with a 12 year old doing research about pop culture. Bravo has become the white trash of cable tv. You would never admit watching it to a potential boss, boyfriend or say in an upper level college course. Lol it’s funnier that he thinks his channel is so fancy. Uh no,” bunch of black strangers in cabo at desperate attempt to get brown viewers” or whatever it’s called is one of the lowest you can go. So no Andy, your channel took the reigns the honey boo boo , so if anyone is Rachet it’s him.
??????❤️❤️❤️???
Sorry no words this morning just emojis- I spent time reading this post and all comments and am 20 minutes late to the farmers market!!! Looking forward to all the veggie options, but also a new vendor Rogue Perogies! I hear her perogies are to die for. Have a great Saturday!!!!!
Get down with your bad self TT! Loved reading this first thing in the morning at work! Made my day 🙂
Girl, you got a gift with words. I’m giddy you got under his skin. Keep doing what you’re doing!
One more thing, folks in St. Louis are SO over him. He came to town to promote his book and the venue was half empty! The day before Jon Hamm was in town to interview Joe Buck about his new book and it was standing room only (because? Jon). We ADORE Jon Hamm. He’s our down to earth, kind, sweet and caring home boy. AC could learn a thing or two about class from either Hamm or Buck.
This was an EXCELLENT read! Congrats to you for being the first to break the news that Kenya got married and this in my opinion solidified your site as the best site to come to for tea on Bravo! All the other sites are what I would consider RATCHET. Their commenters are very ignorant and hateful in general. You read him to FILTH and I’m here for it. He has always been trash in my book. I still can’t believe he was so shocked by Phaedra. Everyone could see Phaedra for what she was except him and stupid Porsha.
This is why Kenya needs to leave this show asap. I wouldn’t even finish filming season 10. She came and conquered and now it’s time to move on with her life. I’m sure she’ll get another career/business opportunity but she won’t know unless she takes a chance. All her TRUE friends have moved on from this show…Lawrence, Claudia, Carlos (she claimed her and Carlos were close), and even Brandon doesn’t film up here as much as he used to. People keep pumping up Cynthia as some loyal friend but I don’t see it. She just appears to be a weak woman who attaches herself to strong personalities for a paycheck and camera time.
If Kenya cares about her marriage and life, she will leave this joke of a show. It has run its course. Bringing back the same old, tired people won’t save it either. I think Kandi should have bounced too, considering how mad she was. Reality TV always ruins families eventually.
I agree miss Anon. Kenya was talking on phone at reunion of being tired of lies. I only watch the first part of the reunions now, and read TamaraTattles.
ALL TRUE! That’s why I stopped watching his damn show. As time went by, I grow to dislike him more and more. BUT GOD!! I love the way you just rode the hell out of him. Damn Tamara! YOU ARE GOOD!!
Long time reader, first time commenter.
Agree with everything you said about Cohen, he is like the bad teacher in a school who gets cozy with the bullies for free Twink(ies).
And Brandon is a delicious morsel of goodness.
Much respect to you.
I can’t stand him. Haven’t watched WWHL in years. He’s a puke.
Mic drop. Follow that Andy. Or better yet, have your writers try to outwit TT. Not going to happen. How does it feel to be birch slapped into next week by an article lol?!?!!!
i love your writing skills, u nailed it haha
Well done
I bet Andy would pay a lot of money to have you on his WWL show ! I Love your site!
Best posr EVER! Fuck that crosseyed idiot! I cannot stand his ass. Karma will do a number on that bitch one day soob?
Andy has forgotten where he came from and how he got to where he is now. People that put themselves that high up on a pedestal tend to fall and they fall hard, the people he treated like shit on the way up will forget about him on his way down and he will fall, I am sure there is some skeleton in some closet just waiting to come out.
I have found “rachet” to be a very useful word to describe my boss this week! I just don’t know who to thank for introducing me to it. Andy for using it or you for inspiring him to use it! LOL! GREAT scoop by the way. It must be exciting for you after all your hard work !
LOL thanks 8! Andy doesn’t really know what ratchet means despite the fact he seems to be majoring in it. 🙂
There is nothing worse than a misogyny gay boy. Emphasis on BOY, no MEN here.
What an arrogant jerk he is!
I really enjoyed reading this blog and your thoughts. The flow makes it easy to read and you made me laugh, but I was so disappointed when I saw the photo of the woman on the bench.
First, that looks to be a real person who probably doesn’t even know that pic was taken and certainly wouldn’t want such an unflattering pic used all over. Especially to cruelly mock her.
Second, I think we learned that it’s not cool to make fun of fat people in first grade; that it’s mean and narrow-minded. Neither of which you actually seemed!
You don’t have to post this- it was just to express myself to you, my 2 cents.
Peace.