Yesterday, Andy Cohen called Tamaratattles.com a ratchet site and went on to say Kenya Moore and her gay best friend probably run it.
Read that again.
Andy Cohen is not that stupid. But he is a misogynistic piece of shit.He has always treated Kenya horribly. Every time she is on WWHL I worry about her. He always treats her like garbage and she always flashes her megawatt smile and takes it. She is unflappable. She is going to be happy no matter what people say. She has her shit ALL THE WAY together.
Andy’s response to Kenya getting married was to accuse me of being her. And saying my site was ratchet and he thinks she writes it.
Let’s talk about some of Andy’s favorite housewives.
Recently, Phaedra finally gave up trying to bleed her former alleged partner in crime Angela Stanton dry after she published a book outlining how Phaedra was complicit in her crimes. Angela, went to jail with Apollo and his play brother, Phaedra did not even act as their attorney. The felonious acts listed in Stanton’s book that implicated Phaedra were allowed to remain in publication after Phaedra dropped her case as she did not in fact want to take the stand and repeatedly attempted to avoid being deposed by Angela’s attorney. Apollo is in prison for stealing money including checks from retired Delta employees. ANDY LOVES HER. Newsflash Andrew, this ratchet site cover the entire three years of the case or so and talked to Angela and her Attorney. And at first I didn’t believe Angela either. BUT THEN I SPENT FIVE YEARS FOLLOWING THE CASE. Right here on my ratchet site. While also covering the Jodi Arias Trial live all day. I did okay with that. That is why a lot of reporters and attorneys follow me. Even when I go batshit crazy on twitter. They still stick around .
Teresa Giudice, Inmate Number 65703-050
This felon by Bravo actually did prison time already. She stole millions of dollars. Andy gently held her and on her last finale before prison and got emotional. Then he honest to god gave her a spinoff from prison where she participated by phone and exploited her children, all to help her pay down her fines. Then he promoted her prison house book. Andy loves her. Here is some of my ratchet covering of that case. I also consulted with many attorneys for these pieces. We can look forward to seeing her next season.
SIDENOTE~ The whole Letter to Andy Part II thing occurred to me at the end and I am not changing verb tense and all the other shit now.
Porsha has attacked THREE WOMEN ON CAMERA. She dragged Kenya by the hair across the stage because she used a bullhorn to talk over her on the reunion. I don’t recall if that was the same reunion that
Apollo someone robbed Kenya’s dressing room. Andy just sat there while Carlos King came out and carried Porsha off like a wounded bird. Andy went to check on Porsha. The victim was ignored. There was a huge outcry and Porsha got kinda sorta demoted. She lost her peach. I doubt she lost much pay. Then she attacked Cynthia Bailey. Then she attacked her MUA. Then she slandered Kandi over and over and over again on national TV accusing her of plotting to rape her based on something Andy’s other favorite Phaedra said. Andy left that reunion in tears. People thought it was because he just found out that Phaedra is a sociopath. I think it has more with his finding out about Carlos King.
He actually like Bethenny Frankel much better after she became rich. But then she embarrassed Sirius in the Hamptons and he was pretty much done with her. Oh did I mention Bethenny is rich? He tolerates her just fine now. She has better connections than he does.
Then there is Kenya Moore. If ever there was a story of a girl overcoming many obstacles. Abandoned by her mother, raised by her grandmother in a less than wealthy family from Detroit, wins Miss USA, goes to Hollywood and gets work. Fends for herself in a very hard place for young women and somehow ends up on RHOA. And he’s treated her like shit from day one. Look, season one Kenya was a hot mess. And for some reason RHOA were pushed to have an on screen boyfriend or lose their job. Porsha faked an entire relationship with some deadbeat dad all last season. And no Andrew, that is not a made up story. If I know it you know it. And Kenya tried to ride out a very bad relationship because the storylines that season were set in advance for everyone to be with someone. Unless you are Phaedra. Even Cynthia had to ride it out with her guy.
So Kenya cashed her checks, bought a house for cash that was basically a tear down, built it got some fabulous sponsors so that she had top of the line appliances and a crazy toilet, and worked here ass off. And had a really bad relationship with a boy she was clearly attracted to that abused her, raged on her property, and was such a threat he was barred from the all cast trip to Hawaii because he was so aggressive. And still she (probably had to) let him film with her. And I covered all of those arrests too. Not made up.
I spent a lot of time celebrating the fact that Andy found me the third most important thing to talk about on his podcast today. First was he was one of only two white people at the RHOP reunion filming in New Jersey the other day (I guess he was trying to say he is uncomfortable alone with black people) , second was he has a zit that won’t clear up and he had a TV appearance, and third was me. He called me a ratchet site that was probably really Kenya or her gay best friend.
I was not offended that Andy would speak that way about a website owner who gives a shitload of free publicity to Bravo and has been complimentary of his Then & Now program. Though I should have been. I’m used to Bravo being difficult to support and stingy with video and when they do give it their ads are embedded to fucking autostart their commercial. Um, THE VIDEO IS THE AD you get on my site for free. I have millions of views a month. I am not the person you want to dick over.
I’m obviously used to Andy being an egomaniacal cunt I think that is his “brand.” In fact I was elated that so many podcasts and news casts were recognizing my work today. It was about time I got some recognition out of covering Bravo shows. I was having so much fun I blew off a recap off another Bravo show #MDLNY because my site was blowing up. And because I like to have some alone time with Steve Gold and I am constantly working.
But once I thought about it, I realized that once again he was shitting on Kenya. Apparently, I am not capable of getting my own information. I have not been supporting myself on this site for six years. I have no idea how to do investigative research. Clearly, if anyone posts kindly about Kenya and it turns out to be true, the stories must come from Kenya or “her gay best friend.” And let’s talk about him for a minute. Her gay best friend didn’t press charges on Apollo when he was physically assaulted on the show because Apollo would have gone back to jail and he has a kid. Perhaps two even. Because Brandon is a good person. He is not some sidekick. He is Kenya’s best friend. So what is so ratchet about him that he would be associated with my ratchet site? My connection to Brandon is I am a life long DOOL fan and think he might just possibly be the best looking man in the world. And we follow each other on Twitter, but I rarely see him post. Andy couldn’t even call him by name. I adore Days of Our Lives, and Lisa Rinna, Eileen Davidson and Brandon DeShazer all being on housewives, it is pretty cool. I think Rinna follows me too, not so sure about Eileen. But no one accused them of writing this ratchet website.
So to recap BOTH KENYA AND BRANDON have been physically attacked on RHOA and Andy finds out that Kenya got married his immediate reaction was to attack the blog that had the scooped the story and then accuse Kenya and Brandon of writing the story? Not congrats, not “I’m so happy for you.” Just a random insult to my site which was really an insult to Kenya and Brandon.
What a dick you are Andy Cohen.
I mean, he can think this site which publicizes Bravo shows with no kickback from them every fucking week whether I feel like it or not, is a ratchet site all day long. But a gay man was assaulted on his show by a convicted felon. Kenya was assaulted on his show by girl who Mama Joyce’s Streets Say is sucking bravo dick to stay on the show DESPITE ATTACKING THREE PEOPLE ON CAMERA. And when discussing whether or not Kenya is married says he doesn’t know but that ratchet website does? WTF does Brandon have to do with anything other than being at the wedding? How did I know? IT WAS ON HIS INSTAGRAM! He didn’t say where he was, but once I got the photos FROM SOURCES I HAVE ACCRUED FOR SIX YEARS, I knew he was there. Neither Kenya nor Brandon gave me one shred of information about the wedding.
Because see, it is kind of MY FUCKING JOB to find out information. And I am much happier finding out that Kenya Moore is married and happy and Brandon was there, than I am covering Teresa Giudice’s federal plea deal, or Joe Giudice’s federal plea deal or Phaedra Parks frivolous lawsuit trying to shut Angela Stanton up, Apollo’s bizarre RHOA filming which conflicts with all reality of his actual trip to prison, or Kim Bierrmann’s family and there inability to comport themselves in an international airport.
Because you see, Andrew, Just because I like Kenya and her quest for love and babies, and Brandon for not making a huge deal out of being attacked by a convicted felon, and both of them for being really pretty. That doesn’t mean they are me. Or that they have anything to do with me. I realize this is a hard concept but SOME OF US ARE NOT WATCHING FOR THE BRAWLING AND THE GAY SLURS AND THE DRAGGING OF A WOMAN BY THE HAIR ALL THE DAMN WAY ACROSS THE STAGE BEFORE CARLOS COMES OUT TO TAKE PORSHA WAY LIKE A WOUNDED BIRD.
As many gay men as Andy has fucked ALLEGEDLY, in this town, you would think that the manner in which he chooses to portray gay men on RHOA, would be less derogatory.
Some of us still held out hope that you would say, “I don’t know if Kenya is married or not, but if she is, then Mazel! She deserves happiness!” But that is not you.
My GBF (who is NOT Brandon because I am NOT Kenya) had to look up the word “ratchet” today. You seem to be majoring in it. Aren’t you the one buying up the properties on “Fellatio Street” to house your bottoms in? That seems pretty ratchet to me.
I’m just an old fat lady sitting on a couch in the ghetto outside Atlanta. Yet, you seem really bothered by me.
By the way, I warned you our relationship would go south here In my first open letter to you. That was my third month of this blog’s existence and we call that post an evergreen in the ratchet website industry. Because you haven’t matured or developed a bit. I have blogged on my own every GOT DAMN DAY for the last six years to support myself. Nearly every day supporting a show on Bravo to help put money in your pocket. And like the worst boyfriend ever, it has come to this. You are the heroin epidemic of Bravo.
But I don’t give a shit what you say about me. Your misogyny in general does appall me. And the fact that Kenya is celebrating her marriage, and you used my site to disparage her and her GBF, that is reprehensible. But would it have killed you to say something kind to Kenya Moore instead of accusing her of writing my “ratchet website?”
I think building your brand on ego-maniacal misogyny will be what you were once sort of know for at some point. You might find yourself living on Fellatio Street in the end.