Okay, this may or may not be true but multiple new sources (suddenly people want to tell me things) are informing me that Tom Swartz was apparently kicked out of his marital home for cheating on Katie Mahoney. She’s gone all Tequila Kate and toss him and all his shit to the curb, according to these new folks.
It’s supposed to be a big storyline for the current season of Vanderpump Rules. I wasn’t paying it too much attention because I’m basking in my ratchetness tonight, But my made up sources keep on rolling in trying to make me work. So that’s the tea. I’m done chasing stories for the day.
Apparently production is scrambling to find housing for Tom that they can film in. You know he wants to move in with Jax or Sandoval but apparently the girls are not down with it. I think Ariana would be just fine with it but maybe not Kentucky.
Someone emailed me that Jax leaked something about it, but I don’t see anything. Is it real? Is it storyline? Who knows.
And they said it wouldn’t last….
Now if you will excuse me, it’s been a banner day here at TT and I’m just gonna chillax and comment and tweet and be silly for the rest of the night.
ARRRRRRRRRRRGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
There is no time to celebrate when you run a ratchet website.
Here is the Jax/Katie stuff. Sounds like bullshit storyline to me.
I mean you couldn’t really blame him if he did take off. But this sounds like manufactured drama to me.
Back to the Veuve!
Second time you made my jaw drop today (first being the T on Kenya’s wedding) but it may just be all for the show as you suggested…though I hope it’s true LOL
They haven’t posted a photo together on instagram since march
Well I mean who could seen this coming!
because i have too much time on my hands, I did some IG poking and say a few recent seeming photos where they’re wearing rings- just not on each other’s pages… idk what that means but i’m going to go with Tamara’s manufactured drama thoughts…
Holy shit!!! I mean, surprised but not surprised?!?! Tamara!!! Your ratchet AF site brings much life & laughter to me! I love it!!! Congrats on the notoriety, you ratchety old crow! ❤️
Thanks for rolling in the gutter with me Sali! 🙂
If this is the gutter, I rather like it.
Yesssssss! Hahahhahaha
Tamara you’re my gossip bible and I thank you for everything…being so ratchet and gutter trash! You are so my people. I respect the hell out of you and your work! Thank you for your 16 hour days to help me get through my long days of crap and breaking up the monotony!!?????????? Bravo!
Tom wouldnt wear pink on Wednesdays and was probably stocking their cupboards with Kalteen bars.
Oh well, this marriage was about as sincere as the Shay coupling. Katie is a shew that Tom should have dumped years ago. The same goes for the marriage last year. These ladies made poor decisions, but thankfully did not make babies. To the dust bin they go.
There are two things surprising about this story, 1) That Katie kicked him out, I figured Tom would find his balls somewhere packed away with some old books of terrible lyrics and bongs and kick HER out, and 2) that it lasted this long!
I don’t condone violence, but I would have killed her in her sleep after a month and blamed it on the alcohol!
I really doubt it’s just for the show. Does anyone out there really think Tom and Katie had any business getting married?
I think this was manufactured because she was irrelevant without it this season. Think about Stassi needed Patrick brought on the show (and he needed her to boost his ratings too). I mean LaLa is pretty much the only one who is always in the news from one I can tell. Sorry TT I know you like Kristen. But that’s my guess is this is ploy to stay relevant this season
Ps anyone that takes a 3rd party on their honeymoon CLEARLY doesn’t have enough truelove… I know that sounds cliche but it’s true! If u are bringing a friend u are avoiding intimacy!! Not to mention it was BEYOND WEIRD… who does that? It boggles my mind on so many levels.
Good point! LoL. It was really odd. I wonder if Kristen was jealous they picked Stassi.
She was! On Snapchat she kept complaining how the producers wouldn’t let her go on the honeymoon as well, but then it was never shown on the show!
That doesn’t even make sense… why would producers “let” Stassi go but not her? Like I said that didn’t show footage of honeymoon on the show. They only showed a snap of Stassi creeping up on them. That rediculous! Producers stopped her… whatever! Stassi wouldn’t let her go!!
Why would it say my comment is awaiting moderation ? I don’t think I said anything to break a rule.
If true…too bad. If not..Bravo should get off these story lines.
Gasp! Say it isn’t so. True love is dead.
I know. You should totally take a look into this poker thing. I need to know.
Apparently Katie & co. now call themselves the witches of weho. Did they steal that from you, Ms. T? You should be getting kickbacks from bravo because it seems like everyone of them reads here!
I don’t think so. I think I called them the Trio of Cunts or something. Y’all know I can’t remember shit though so…
Aw, your mention of Trio of Cunts makes me miss the TOV from Imposters. Any tea on Season 2?
Yes! It’s coming! Not sure when. I hope it’s soon!
Heh Heh! Woke up the other morning, looked at my sleeping partner and thought yep, I could smother her right now or get up and make pancakes. After pondering for a few minutes …pancakes it is! ?
Theyre not broken up.
Deliver Tom from Tequila Kate and me from my trespasses and temptations.
Hi TT,
would you ever consider recapping What Happens at the Abbey? I know it’s E and not Bravo, but it’s hilarious and Vanderpump rules has just gone downhill.