Someone on Twitter informed me that Andy Cohen called TamaraTattles.com “that ratchet website” today. I did not believe it. I wanted it to be true but I did not believe it. BUT IT’S TRUE! OMG! YES!
Okay, gather around, y’all. This is so good. So Amy Phillips who does all the housewives parodies apparently has a show on Andy’s Sirius Radio called Reality Checked. She is about to have her baby so Andy hosted in her place today. So I had to sign up for a free trial to hear what he said. Thankfully it happened right at the beginning. First he let us know he and Michael were the only two white people at the Real Housewives of Potomac Reunion yesterday. It will be a two-part reunion. Andy says Juan is in the top three hottest house husbands. I don’t know who Juan is. Then he gave us an update on a troubling zit he has. He still has a tiny bit of a scar. I AM NOT MAKING THIS UP.
But then, the first story that wasn’t about him was about ME! It was amazing and I can barely type this! He reads from some other site who was quoting me, and just like Wendy Williams this morning he pronounced my name like a yankee. But he mentioned the site a couple of times. I tried to write down his quote. It went something like this, ” TamaraTattles.com is a website…that I think Kenya M0ore…. she’s always breaking Kenya Moore news and it’s usually turns out to be correct. So my theory is that Kenya or her Gay Best friend one of those two are the source for this website. Because she is always breaking news about Kenya. (laughs). Everything else she says is made up. But the Kenya stuff always ends up being true. So, I think I figured out who her source is. I don’t know, I think we’re going to have to wait on Kenya. But it would make sense, we’re not filming Real Housewives of Atlanta at this moment (um, yes they are) So why wouldn’t she get married when we’re not shooting. and do something important like that?”
Then he moves on to another question about Phaedra. He says knows the answers these questions but he just can’t say… “except for the Keyna story I don’t know, but that ratchet website, I mean they seem to know, and I think it’s true, I think Kenya writes that website!” He still refuses to confirm that Phaedra was fired and he doesn’t want to confirm that Nene is full time.
So it’s true! I got married in St. Lucia! Um, I mean Kenya got married in St. Lucia.
While I am thrilled that Andy has been reading all the posts on this site and assessed the veracity of the stories herein, I can’t imagine how he actually believes that Kenya and Brandon have enough time to put in the sixteen hours a day I put into this ratchet site. I thought he was somewhat more aware of the work that goes into a website than the people who accuse me of being Kathryn, or Kenya, Caroline or I forget who all I am supposed to be. Oh I still have people who think I am Tamra Judge.
Anyway, it’s been a great day! Both Andy Cohen and Wendy Williams shouted me out on their shows today. Andy called me ratchet but says he believes the story. Wendy said she loved the site but didn’t believe the story!
YES HONEY!
In other fun stuff about me today,sites are claiming that Kenya couldn’t be married because there is no marriage license (Um see when you get married in …oh nevermind), or because the resort denied that it happened (the same people that made my source delete her photos from the beach?) , others say she was working, or filming something, (with invisible cameras?) or that Kenya pays me to write stories about her (I’m sure she is pissed I scooped the story she was going to sell, because you see they don’t pay sites to write about them, sites pay them) the versions are endless. And hysterical. But nothing tops Andy Cohen’s version! NO THING!
It is quite simple. A Tamara Tattles spy was in St. Lucia. She took photos on the beach and she was forced to delete them, then she got two from her garden room patio. She watched the short happy event with her own eyes. I got lucky because I have lots of great readers here.
So Twirl On THAT!
OMG! Y’all. Remember when the deplorables were posting my photo everywhere? During the Great Exodus of 12 Cat Ladies with brain tumors?
Well someone just sent me my photo from LSA. I guess they got tired of schmears of makeup on fat hands are over there now.
Because here I am!
I am SOFA KING PISSED Y’ALL!
I prefer the one in my pretty pink dress for summer. I mean the sun is out and so is my belly button!
Why not use this one? I dun told y’all on Twatter I got a haircut for summer, do keep up!
In other news, LSA has new management or something because they actually link to the sites they are talking about and are concerned about DCMA violations. They still use THE WHOLE POST, but it’s progress.
This whole day is HILARIOUS. There is someone having a complete meltdown because, I don’t deserve any credit for my work because… I forget why… And someone else saying that my working 16 hours days proves I am frauding the government out of disability.
This day went from another shitty Quarterly Tax Day to the most hysterical day ever.
You GO GIRL!!! Your stories are always on the money, you know it, they know it, and we know it! I’m proud of you and for you! ?
You HAVE arrived!!! But your site has ALWAYS been great. ?
Andy is one shady Top ? Lol
Haha (in the Andy Cohen laugh). They said no publicity is bad publicity (something like that)
Yaaas! I wonder which window licker Andy Cohen is? 😉
Rather sachels the lot of us.
Okay Caroline, I mean Vicki, i mean Kenya or whoever you are. LOL This is the best site for tv recaps ever and I hope I say it right when mentioning Tamaratattles pronounced “Tamra” in my neck of the woods.
Ruffling feathers? Girl, you’ve done good! Congrats on the free promotion for the site!
Love this site.
Holy shit! What a fucking awesome day you’ve had TT!!
Well, this “Ratchet Wesite” is the only reason I still occasionally Bravo.
Oops … left out a word. “Still occasionally watch Bravo”
2nd that!!! Andy should know that some of us only still tune into the HWs because of you.
Ponds, LOL, me too! Until you wrote that I did not realize how true that is for myself.
MDL I like either way but TT’s posts remind me to watch that show also.
TT is Bravo’s good buddies.
Prinda not Ponds autocorrect
I am on that train too. Andy doesn’t like that we don’t let him live in that fantasy world. He is so shady and TT calls him on it and all the other bull that happens on Bravo. He should be paying HER royalties because she makes Bravo bearable most of the time.
Well done You!
I love how it bothers him lol
That’s ridc you use to hate Kenya! They should read you’re arcivhes !
Yes, I must have been riddled with self hatred her first season when I PRAYED for her to get fired. Maybe I have multiple personality disorder!
I suspect Andy didn’t like a certain blind item which has not come to fruition.
Lmfaoo! He mad! You Have all the scoop, and Dont ! Shady boots!
Andy is pms’iing big time! he is just annoyed that you keep scooping before he can whore his bravo storylines.
Tamra your name is all over RH internet! you deserve the props!
Remember you’re also all of your commenters, lol…
And if *this* site is ratchet, what does that make most of the others??? I’m biased but I find comment quality here to generally be far higher than other sites…
CONGRATULATIONS on breaking through!
Love this. And hi Andy, love you.
TT is the best. Her rhoa tea is always RIGHT !!!!!
What a great time for me to be returning here to read.
First, the Kenya marriage post and now this. Love me some Rachett Andy gossip.
Andy boy was a favorite for years until he wasn’t, at least for me. He is way to wierd behaving with Nene and Phaedra. WT* is he doing? Where did boss man Andy go?
I also do not care who has had gay or straight sex with who. I don’t enjoy watching him drool over his new eye candy.
Sort of funny at first now just seems tired.
Hope Andy finds a man he wants to be with. Then I will enjoy watching him and smile. Just my own opinion!!
Love Andy, sometimes.
Happy for you TT!
How do you mispronounce Tamara?
Well I don’t mispronounce it. But northerners say tim AIR uh.
It’s TAM a ruh.
Drives me crazy and then I thought, well how do I know?
Then I remembered that you said it is not spelled like Tamra.
TT, bask in all your glory, goes to show you what I said, if a real bad day happens, next will be really good. Xo
TAMra is fine too. I use that informally. If I am going to meet the queen, I’m TAM a raa. but chatting with friends it’s Tamra.
TT, CONGRATS on being so ratchet! LOL! BTW I have the same problem with my name. It’s Debora (Da-Bore-ah) – I’m always getting Debra.
Apparently I would say it like the queen. Take from that what you will I suppose.
TT, congrats to you on every level !!!!
There is tremendous irony when the subject of your scoop is as mad at you as the boss of the subject is , and the talk show host ( that’s the best I can give to loser Wendy) who thinks she is as cool as both, is admiring of the scoop.
Quite an accomplishment. As you said, you know where Kenya’s heart is and that part will be ok, and the other two- it is actually like winning the Oscars when Wendy and Andy aren’t big admirers, from my vantage point. In Andy’s case, consider the source.
Besides, all that matter is the additional income and viewers it brings to the site, right? Whatever, wherever, their issues, you soar above it all!!
Hearty congrats on a well-earned scoop of substantial proportion, TT!!!! Most of us didn’t know she was dating and a picture with her at her wedding is just priceless!!!
Andy Cohen thinks your site is ratchet? He is such an ass.
Congrats on the mentions! 🙂
Twirling and also cackling, you go girl. Or as we say here in Australia ‘go you good thing’.
One word fits here: MAZEL!
LOL
Congrats TT, you and your multiple personalties. Let me get this straight.
You is me, you is Kenya… yay!!! Me is Kenya!!!
Me is so smart and me is so beautiful!
I had to look up ratchet.
So you’ve been making up these stories about your creepy neighbor all this time. It’s actually Kenya!
I was worried that you would be jealous that Brandon Deshazer is my GBF. Because he is the second hottest gay guy in the world.
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1393434/
Don’t be jelly. Unfortunately, Andy made that part up. But he does follow me on TWITTER! For now at least. He may unfollow me so as not to be associated with this ratchet place!
He is pretty. I guess Kenya just confirmed it via an “EXCLUSIVE TO PEOPLE.” You know, 2 full days after you broke the story.
And they only have her instagram pics. LOL
PS. I know he’s buying up apartments on Horatio (we used to call it Fellatio) Street, but I have to ask why? You can do better Andy. Although I did used to live at 14 Horatio when I was poor-ish.
well, compared to you, Andy is still poorish. Which begs the question, what are you doing on this ratchet site? 🙂
Also fellatio street sounds like a great place to house his whores. I doubt he is leaving his apartment after he took a fucking Sheree Whitfield amount of time to combine with the adjoining apartment.
You know how I um lovingly kid you about your uberfancypants interior design? His looks like a rich teenager’s first apartment with random expensive shit sprinkled in.
Andy must not watch what happens live or real housewives. The kettle smirks at the pot’s inability to except itself.
Tamara! You did it!!! They think you’re ratchet!!!
(Please don’t tell them the truth)
Personally I think, all good women have a bit of “ratchet” in them. ?
That is the funniest thing ever… Mediatakeout is running your story and thank god you stuck a big fat TT watermark on the pictures or they would of claimed to have the exclusive. Andy needs to look up what ratchet means because he is using it wrong, this site is the opposite of ratchet and has been around long enough to prove it. I love Wendy but she owns a percentage of Mediatakeout so most of her stories for hot topics are just sourced from that site, that doesn’t stop me from watching since most of those stories are written by a person who has yet to grasp basic English. Kenya is smart not to air her wedding on Bravo or else she would be going through the hell Luann is going through for the second season in a row.
I love this story.
Awesome wendy williams….did shout you guys off. I love Wendy so I will love you but if the stories are only about Kenya then nah I won’t be back.
I know a really good site where people talk about buying makeup thru the mail. Email me and I’ll send you a link. There are lots of fat hands with greasy fat makeup marks on them last I checked. I’m sure they probably have more people now though. Also, I think you might need to get your parathyroid checked.
TT, great reply. Hilariously laughing.
You know I promised myself I was not going to take a big chug of my morning coffee anymore right before catching up on comments here, but damned if I didn’t and promptly have it come out in a near spectacular spit take reading your reply, TT! Bwahahaha! It’s my own fault, I SHOULD HAVE learned my lesson after I almost choked to death in similar fashion back when you translated “Eat shit and die” into Italian back in comments on that last Anthony Bourdain recap. ?
I like the site….but I hope you report more then on Kenya boring lies filled life.
Nope, that is all I post about here, just Kenya’s boring lies filled life. Thanks for stopping by but I don’t think you’d like it here.
Kenya’s boring, lies-filled life? You’re kidding, right? IMO, boring would be Sheree, Porsha, and Cynthia, in that order. Lies-filled would be Porsha now that Phaedra is gone.
Tamara IS Kenya’s boring lies filled life. Duh. Get with the program.
I have my own site but I wanted to stop by and give you your props! It made me so angry that they were all jealous and hating on you. I made sure I clowned the other blogs on my site today lol and congratulated you on the scoop You do a great job!
Thanks, Slick! Since you have your own site, you know how it is out there. Only the strong survive. And I am STRONG LIKE BULL! I appreciate the support and best of luck with your site!
Slick & TT, now that’s s classy way to speak to each other.
Congrats TT???
About 15 minutes ago, I started to watch my DVR of Wendy and FREAKED OUT when she mentioned you. Love you. So happy for you.
….. and the Jackhole goes Shady Andy and the Mazel to TAMara!
Now we know for sure that Andy doesn’t fool with Sheree outside of filming because if he did he’d know you’re not Kenya nor Brandon! Maybe Sheree failed to mention her dragging you to court behind the House on Stunted Hill!!!
I can never tell if Andy really knows how broke Sheree is or not. He brings up the She by Sheree thing and points out how long it IS STILL TAKING HER to get a certificate of occupancy on her women’s prison, but DOES HE REALLY KNOW?
Hey TT, care to drop a link about certain blind item that has not come to fruition yet? I caught that. ? I’m currently deep diving through your archives.
I think it is blind, I might just have come out and said it. WWHL ratings suck and the big wigs are unhappy. That’s the short version. On the other hand it just went into syndication, soooo…. perhaps fake news. But most definately not made up. Not everyone at Bravo thinks as highly of Andy as he does.
That said, Your President is funny as fuck. Glad he is winning the real polls and not the fake ones.
Sorry, I can’t ever remember that I can’t comment via email anymore like I usedtacould. so you go this in email too.
My my my, our little Tamara is now playing with the big boys. It’s only a matter of time before she has a byline in the New York Times. And to think we knew her when…memories may be beautiful and yet…
What, you don’t like my picture?
Of course I do. You are headed for the big time. You need to now start a podcast.
Oooh, Tamara. He cute.
Who? NJB? Oh honey, he’s way too good for your. Sorry. I watch out for that one. 🙂
Congrats on being recognized Tamara! But I wouldn’t be surprised if Andy reads all your bravo blogs!
Congratulations on a well-written, entertaining and up to the minute site. I check in many times a day. The ONLY reason I watch any Bravo show is due to your witty recaps.
Andy, it is gonna be 100 in St Louis Saturday. Check in on your folks!
Ha! Apparently this is a great place to remind Andy to check on his parents. 🙂
You also scooped a certain British site! Their stuff did not show up until today, so….MAZEL!!!
Thanks! I’m thinking Ratchet but Accurate should be the new, Come for the Tea, Stay for the Shade! lol.
Awesome tt, more than awesome actually!
Funny that RHOA official fb page has confirmed your story yet Andy still throwing shade. He doesn’t even know when the show tapes.ugh
I was just catching up on Wendy williams and heard her talking about you!! I did think why the heck is she pronouncing her name like that? Thought for a second I was wrong all these years I’ve been reading this “ratchet website”! Ha. Glad to know that’s not the case 🙂 yay you!!
I never thought much of Andy, but he has now reached an even lower low with me. First, he accuses Kenya of being a leak. Then, he accuses TT of lying but fails to point out even one specific lie. Neither accusation makes an ounce of sense. As for Wendy, y’all will have to tell me what she said. I cannot tolerate looking at her or listening to her even for a nanosec.
TT, HYPOTHETICALLY, let’s say that oh BRAVO deserved a Boycott. Just saying, would it hurt you? Just thinking about all this stuff. Not saying I feel exactly one way or not, just curious. Been wondering for some time.
Think I answered my own question. Watching Bravo and reading posts are two separate entities.
I’m so proud of you!!
Wow, big news! Congrats to you. You have a great voice. May this make future quarterly tax days much less painful. 🙂
I can’t tell you how much I love that you posted that fucking picture. HA!
Daily mail Uk also linked to your site! I am happy for you!!
Getting close to taking a cruise on Below Deck?
Add E News to your name showing up 🙂
Congratulations!
I mean, we knew they read your site all along… but, press, girl. You got the press.
What you do ain’t easy, but you’re the only intelligent writer in this game. You avoid the cliche. You are not afraid to fall on your own sword. You’re a foul-mouthed internet unicorn.
TT, congratulations!
My laptop has been down. Just read the great news. Congrats Tamara. Much deserved. You can actually hear the joy in your type. And your Kenya scoop!! WOW! You’ve had a red letter week. I stopped watching a couple of the housewives and pretty much all of WWHL…..BUT YOU GIRL. They would have to beat me off with a stick. Again, CONGRATS Tee Cee, I mean NAA, I mean Kenya…oh HELL! Whoever you are!
And Andy’s randy. Phaedra lies. The sun rises in the East and West in the west. One flew over the cuckoo’s nest. One player Jax another player checkers with other people’s money, allegedly, if Angela has a leg to stand on.
Well, Tim AIR uh, TAM a ruh or even Tam RUUHH (think naked wasted Gretchen from RHOOC) I think you are FAB-U-LOUS! Sometimes I prefer your recaps to watching the shows. You’re doing your job well if you’ve made Andy mad. Keep up the good work!!
Thanks!
xo,
TAM ah ruh.(and sometimes TAM ruh for short)