“Queen you shall be… until there comes another, younger and more beautiful, to cast you down and take all that you hold dear.”
I’ve been remiss in updating you guys on Vanderpump Rules so I am going to just dump it all out here and hope it makes sense.
The drama of the upcoming season of Vanderpump Rules began before cameras were even rolling this year. If you recall, Kristen, Katie, Stassi and the manager of SUR who Kristen told to “suck a dick” went on vacation in Europe. Kristen mysteriously disappeared before the Paris leg causing all sorts of speculation. The two prevailing rumors are, Tequila Kate was ragging on Kristen about being friends with Scheanna or Kristen already had a vacation planned with her man so she planned to come home early. I find it hard to believe that girls on a European trip are even thinking about Scheanna Shay. On the other hand, the trip she took to Florida and Turks and Caicos was about a week after she flew home from Copenhagen. But perhaps she needed a little bit of turn around time to pack and regroup. I am more inclined to think she had planned to go home early. In other earth shattering news, Carter shaved his trademark beard while they were in Turks.
Filming has been going on for about three weeks now and from all accounts, the younguns are talking over the show. Last night a Tamara Tattles spy in LA caught Lala filming for VPR at The District, a restaurant not too far from SUR. This is great. Even thought Lady Cocotte, the official VPR recapper here at Tamara Tattles doesn’t share my passion for all things Lala, she is my absolute favorite. Um, maybe tied with Kristen, but “crazy Kristen” not “one third of the triad of cunts Kristen.”
Speaking of Kristen, she has managed to go from outcast to friends with pretty much everyone. Things with Ariana and Lala seem to be improving as well. Kristen is smart. She knows that VPR is a big hit on Bravo and Bravo loves the show because it has the younger viewership that sells ad space. She needs storylines with Lala and James and Raquel to stay relevant.
Stassi on the other hand has simply continued to alienate people. The spoiler alert for Stassi is that Patrick has agreed to film this season! I wonder how that came about? And how will Stassi be with a boyfriend on the show? Katie and Stassi are beginning to see the writing on the wall. I expect them to attempt to make nice with Lala this season. Both Stassi and Katie are in danger of getting pushed out if they try to rule with an iron fist again this season. It appears based on social media interaction Katie and Stassi are still on the outs with Scheana for basically no reason at all.
In addition to Lala, Raquel will be back on the show in a larger role. Raquel was the Miss Sonoma County winner cast to play the role of James Kennedy’s girlfriend if you are wondering. Lala and Raquel seem to have teamed up with Ariana and Scheana. Both Lala and Raquel are volunteering at Vanderpump Dogs. Raquel has an interest in training companion dogs for disabled people, which seems to have endeared her to LVP. I’m sure LVP is trying to find an angle for a show about Vanderpump Dogs but I can’t really see the whole cuddling with puppies thing making for an entire show. You can expect to see a lot of Vanderpump Dogs on Vanderpump Rules next season though.
As for the older guys, it’s Jax’s turn to put a ring on it. Perhaps the last episode of the season? Kentucky has put up with a lot. Give the girl her Bravo wedding. I wonder if the Tom Tom nightclub will actually be a thing?
All I really care about is that Lala is back, front and center, snatching that crown away from Stassi and putting it on her head. Give them Lala.
If only Layla’s boyfriend would film. Could you imagine?
The last time I wrote a long post of filming tea for RHOA involving Miami and Kenya and Matt and all sorts of things there were very few comments on that post. As I was writing this I considered just doing a bunch of shorter posts over time with this information. I can see that I was right.
A short post about PATRICK FILMING WITH STASSI ON VPR!!!! Title would have done better.
Followed by RAQUEL LEVISS GETS LOTS MORE AIRTIME THIS SEASON!
Even KRISTEN’S BOYFRIEND SHAVES HIS BEARD would have worked.
Is i too late to change my mind?
I say they dump the bitter bitches. We don’t need no Stasi and Katie.
Yes! Bye Bye Bitter Bitches!!
I’d rather see the ‘bitches’ at Vanderpump Dogs than Sur.
Well, I believe the whole thing is staged. The time that VPR was airing, I saw the entire cast together on trips via Snapchat. There’s a HUGE difference in Season 1 and the most recent Season. Too bad because I used to really enjoy the show. Now it’s obvious most everything is staged. Oh well….
I so want that Tom Tom bar to be a thing! I could watch Tom2 all day long. I just love his talking heads and his sense of humor. Similarly I love when Jax is on because he’s an idiot, but he’s a lovable idiot. I can’t with Lala. This is going to sound so weird, but she grosses me out. It’s the long nails and the fake everything and the way she exudes sex. There’s something off-putting about her. Raquel’s cool – glad she’s coming back. And I want to see this Patrick because I want to see who would choose Stassi and how she acts around him. I picture him as this mature voice of reason. Will be interesting to see. Thanks for the update, Tamara!
Maybe it is my computer but does Schenna have a gash on her forearm? I do hope that the older “girls” are going to clean up their bitter, jealous act and start playing nice with everyone. On the other hand, I pray that Lala, Schenna and the rest are not what the young these days aspire too? Please, as entertaining and crazy as they can be….we are in enough trouble. No. LOL
I think that’s a tattoo on Schena’s arm…
Why IS LaLa back? It seemed to me she was “done” with all the drama at the reunion.
I think the show is MUCH better focusing on the younger set, they aren’t paid as much and its just more believable they wait tables for a living. Upscale bartenders however are generally a bit older and do make more so having Jax, Tom and Ariana makes sense. Love the idea of Tom Tom and i hope it happens! James is great when he is sober. So that just leaves the 3 plus Scheena…they are the ones that just seem out of place on the show now. I wish they had come up with a plan to evolve them into something else as “adults” maybe if one of their blogs had become “something” they all could have worked at (think OC morphing to the Hills) with Krazy Kristen they could have continued to be relevant but i dont see that happening as Sur waitresses’.
I read that La La was not filming this seasin.
You seem barely literate. Please read comment rule #4. And the one that talks about bullshit other sites, and then have a seat.
Lala is The Worst! I knew she was a big fat liar when she said she was done with the show. Sigh.
/glares
And why was your comment moderated? Aren’t you jesus here? Lala RULES #GiveThemLALA
I’m with you, love me some Lala
I can’t believe I’m saying this, I actually like Kristen when she’s not part of the three headed monster. I think the james and Kristen hook up was a mutual ‘use’ Kristen needed a connection to SUR and James was it. James wanted to be on the show and Kristen was it. It’s a wash.
I went to SUR in February. Food was great, bathroom in the bar was disgusting. Peter was there (gorgeous) Guillermo walked by and the suck a dick manager actually helped us when the valet would only take cash and we had given all our cash to a homeless guy earlier in the day.
It’s much smaller than I imagined.
My smutty senses are tingling about Katie and Tom. Have you heard anything, TT?
Thank you for all your recaps TT short or long they are all great. Including your enforcement of the commenting rules.
I absolutely CAN NOT wait to see Patrick on TV! I have been a fan of his FOREVER!!!!
Tell us a little bit about him! 🙂
Patrick Meagher is a kind, humble, mature and very introspective man. He’s just an awesome person. I’ve listened to him pretty much every weekday for the last 7 years. He used to do Cocktails with Patrick….a realionship show on Sirius XM. After that, He finally got his on sports show on Sirius’s Mad Dog Radio. I tolerate the sports talk just to hear a sprinkling of his observations on life and cracking jokes on athletes. Every once in a while, he references Stassi, but he calls her “Shorty”. He hates reality TV and when the first got together, the producers begged him to be on the show, but he didn’t want to. That was part of him & Stassi’s problem. He was a major part of her life and she couldn’t have that on the show. He said recently that he just simply loves her and wants to be there for her now and that means appearing on the show. I hope it’s not just a cameo! The world needs to know Patrick!!
Are you thinking of Scheana’s boyfriend when you say you’ve been a fan of his forever? Patrick is Stassi’s boyfriend.. If you were in fact talking about Stassi’s boyfriend and had it right, sorry about that!
Hi! No… I was def referring to Patrick. He’s been on Sirius XM radio for a very, very long time!
I remember listening to him on Sirius when Sassi flew to NY to start chasing him. He was the supposedly the cool swing bachelor back then, in and out of relationships and giving advice to women. He was so full of himself. I can’t wait to see what he is like these days.
Tamara you are a bitter B. So rude to people who do not agree with you. Sad. I like your blogs but you suck. Like, really suck.
Have you read my Beyonce post where I talk about how naming people with weirdly spelled names insures they are stupid? You’d really hate that one, Rayn. Oh and thanks for being a fan of my website!
It is HER blog. If peeps don’t like it they can play in someone else’s kitty litter box. MEOW
It is about time Ariana got her herself a gang! Can’t stand that Coven of Crazy Cunts. Wonder what they’ll use to make excuses now that the wedding is over and no longer a stressful thing, and no longer a reason to focus on Katie.
I have noticed there’s not a lot of communication between Katie and Scheana on social media. I follow Scheana on Snapchat (I’m lame, I know this) and on one a few weeks ago it looked like she was at Katie’s apartment because you could see the frame over the eye peep like on Friends. And I noticed last season Katie had that because she’s a basic bitch. Also she retweeted Lala so I think she knows she has to play nice. I mean Lala’s boyfriend is Randall Emmett, he’s big shit in LA, I’m sure Bravo knows this.