We start the show of with Saint’s first birthday party. I totally thought we would get a little foreplay before the big scene. The fact that we didn’t makes me think there is a lot to show. As I mentioned, this was the first all cast scene that Kathryn filmed for the season. It is no surprise that Deidre cannot do Kensie’s hair, hers is just as screwed up. But could she not make the pony tails on somewhat similar sides of the kid’s head?
Ah…. here is the foreplay. I don’t know what is more shocking seeing Naomie painting Craig’s toenails or the fact that Landon is calling Thomas to say she can’t make it to Kathryn’s party. I was told no one was allowed to bail on this filming. I wonder if there were repercussions for Landon? Hopefully she was penalized a couple of episodes.
Who knew Elizabeth’s children were slow? Heh. Did anyone catch that sign? It always cracks me up. Damn those slow children.
Kathryn is really nervous about
filming with the old bitch being around Thomas for the first time in a while. The old bitch starts in on Kathryn on the car ride over with Cameran and Cameran just dutifully agrees with everything she says.
While Kensie helps herself to the sweet tea, Mama and Daddy have awkward conversation after an awkward hug. Neither will look directly at the other. With know clue what to talk about the talk about the penmanship of the letters they have exchanged.
Then things get sad when she goes to pick up one year old Saint who she hasn’t seen in months. It was heartbreaking to hear her say, “He’s so cute. You guys dress his so well.” I cannot imagine not being able to dress my own baby.
Kathryn doesn’t seem happy to see Jennifer. She walks right by her with a half wave. She doesn’t even want to acknowledge Jennifer’s miracle baby.
The old crone stays just long enough to meet her contractual agreement and then leaves. Saint doesn’t notice as he has been left alone to polish off an entire cake. Between that and the sweet tea swigging while both parents drink water and pay the kid no mind, my head is exploding. Overall, the entire party when off without a hitch, unless you count juvenile diabetes as a hitch.
I can’t with the fake Landon and Thomas storyline. The whole issue about Landon wanting someone who will walk her dog with her is so overscripted. The lady they planted in the restaurant to tell them they are soulmates has been mentioned three times this episode.
Cameran goes back to her therapist to tell her that she thinks she might be reconsidering the baby issue. Cameran says that she feels like she is too self involved and wants to find her real purpose and she thinks it might be motherhood. She doesn’t want to rob a child of having her husband as a father.
Chelsea and Austen go crabbing. Chelsea is starting to grow on me. Verdict is still out on Austen. They didn’t catch any crabs, but it sure looked like fun.
Why are Craig and Naomie eating McDonald’s in a car WITH THE DAMN CAT? Craig shows Naomie his new house. Naomie is actually proud of Craig. It’s a really nice house for a rental property. It looks like new construction. Cameran doing the final walk through with them. Cameran says she is planning a trip for her birthday and is inviting everyone. Naomie lets her know that Thomas and Landon appear to be dating at this point. That should make for a great trip! I thought the New Orleans trip was toward the end of the season. Perhaps there was another one I forgot about?It seems pretty early for that.
Shep stops by Chelsea’s to try to weasel his way back in with her. He tells her that Cameran is showing him a house tomorrow that is two blocks from the beach. He says he is ready to move out of the frat house he just moved into. I am pretty sure the house he ended up buying is right on the beach. So this is not it.
Chelsea says she is having a great time with Austen and she has no commitment and is enjoying taking things as they come. Shep says he feels like he messed up because that is what he is looking for. Chelsea points out she didn’t want to be just another number on the long list of girls he is hooking up with.
The next morning we see Cameran at the house. It is totally not the house that Shep bought, but it is a house I would be super interested in. I wonder how much it costs. Cameran heads over to drag Shep out of bed because he is not returning any of her calls. The ride over we are in the car with Cameran and my heart goes all pitter pattery seeing Charleston. Cameran just walks right into his bedroom. Who does that? Shep is just hungover. Cameran is all judgmental.
Next week, Kathryn and Thomas take Kensie on a photo shoot. She posted those photos this past weekend. Craig and Naomie got to counseling.The love triangle with Chelsea continues.