Kim Biermann took a few minutes away from celebrating KJ’s sixth birthday today to tell us a little bit about herself. I found most of them quite amusing. I what you think!
- I run 3-4 miles 5x a week I have ALWAYS loved to run.
- I don’t eat red meat or pork NEVER have.
- I’m 5’8.
- From the time I get up to the time I go to bed I rarely sit down.
- I love skincare I have almost every product ever made, when we were building our house We built a special cabinet just for all my products. Hence why I started @kashmerekollections
- I naturally have black hair but now 95% gray ?
- I have a device in my heart.
- I breastfed all 6 of my kiddos.
- I love my teeth (Braces twice) ? and my feet ❤️
- I have always been able to manifest long before I ever knew what it meant. ?I wrote in my journal when I was 12 “I wanted my own show by the time I was 30” I started on RHOA at 29. ??
- I have one brother he is 20 months older than me.
- I love the beach. ?
- I quit smoking ? years ago after reading “The Easy Way To Quit Smoking” never smoked again.
- At 18 I went through the windshield of my car (glass came out of my forehead for over 10 yrs) my mom picked piece by piece out of head in the hospital with tweezers. I would squeeze on my forehead (like a pimple) but out would come glass instead for over 10 years.
- The Only plastic surgery I have EVER had was a tummy tuck/ boob job by the best @dr.hochstein??
- I eat chocolate everyday ??
- I love my family more than ANYTHING in this world. I thank God and my angels a million times a day for my incredible blessed life.
- I don’t do elevators, I’d rather walk 30 flights. I’m claustrophobic to an extreme level.
- I have never had a c section.
- I have only a couple friends, I married my best friend.
- I’m almost 8 years older than Kroy ??
- I went to nursing school and graduated. Practiced for a few years? and loved it.
- I get car sick every time I’m a passenger.
- I love to gamble.
- I ASK for what I want, I BELIEVE I already have it, and I RECEIVE it.
- Im anemic and get iron IV for it often.
- I worry about my kids 24/7.
- Im loyal to a fault.
- I posted this pic because it took 3x to get my ass to look this juicy.
The majority of them is BULLSH*T….
And we need to know these alternative facts…why??
Interesting fact about me, I don’t give a rats culo about her.
lol ?. And I don’t give a “covfefe” about her either ?
hee hee hee 🙂
I seriously wonder what people, like Kim, are going to look like in 15 to 20 years because of all the things (surgery & injections) they do to their bodies.
And I am the Queen of ______ fill in the blank.. Really?
#30: I’m obsessed with myself.
Forget what I think. Let’s hear what you think TT.
DITTO………
TRITTO!
Quitto!
I thought I heard Kim say she never exercises. Might have been on the first couple of seasons of Tardy. Does anybody else remember hearing that?
Yeah I remembered that when she ate pizza while they rubbed the fat out of her ass
She said it on RHOA too.
Too much BS to deal with .
LoL Anna, I had to look up covfefe to see if it was a curse word in another language. LoL, lol.
LOL ?. Oh , its a different language alright. I thought I’d kill 2 birds with one stone.
What a bunch of annoying faux-humbleness.
And we care why? Thanks T, I needed a good laugh this afternoon. Please, please, please pull out your mighty purple pen and make my day!
I just thought we could all use a laugh today. 🙂
I think it’s all great and I love honesty wherever I can get it, so that she admits she is grey is enough humility in my opinion to make up for so much percieved narcissism. I think she looks amazing. Her kids are beautiful. She doesn’t always make the best moves, but no one does. I like this version if Kim. If it’s during her kids party it may be while she stole a moment away, it’s okay. I was tempted to post on the Kathy post showing my outrage, and I realized I’m just really tired of outrage. Some people do things for a reaction, there has to be a reason for it; their need to be validated or something. Today’s headline is already in a vacuum. If we can’t show people a little grace sometimes, what have we become? That’s the kind of thing that should worry us. I’m so glad her kid is okay and I too love the beach. She’s taller than I’d have thought. I too worry about my kid constantly.
Don’t poo poo on our parade….. She’s full of herself !!! I still respect your opinion though.
Kim has been dying her hair for decades. How would she know she is 95% gray?
ROOTS!! They tell the tale. My best friend’s husband once made the comment that Sue had the most beautiful grey streak and he hated that she covered it up. We both looked at each other knowingly. Silly husband! That wasn’t a streak! That’s how her whole head would look if she didn’t color it.
I was supposed to get my roots done next Saturday. I left a message just now asking if they could work me in this Saturday. Since I’ve been taking vitamins for my nails, I swear my hair is growing faster. My roots are screaming!! It’s not pretty.
This year I lost a lot of hair from stress then menopause hit : (
Can you share what vitamins you’re using that also made your hair grow? I’ve tried a few things but they don’t really work. Thanks!
(ps. I wish Kim would just admit she had her nose done-We’re not blind! I believe there’s probably a technical name for what was done and she’s playing semantics.)
Sure! They are “Hair, Skin & Nails Gummies” by Nature’s Bounty Optimal Solutions”. I buy them at Sam’s Club but I think I have also seen them at Walmart. Menopause is a real drag but it gets better!! I wish you the best of luck with them!!
And yeah, I don’t know why Kim doesn’t admit to the work on her nose. It is so obvious!!!
Better question. Why would we care if she was or wasn’t 95% grey? She’s sharing a little something that takes from the perfect image she’s built. Why would I care if it’s a lie? We don’t actually have to dissect everything. It’s sucks the life out of everything to analyze everything. Just accept it. Kim is grey. Cool. Next headline into the vacuum….
Aunt sis. I get it. It’s just a really sad parade. Find a parade where you don’t have to throw tomatoes? Just a thought.
It’s all so freaking sad. Day after day snarking on a person’s every selfie….
Actually, it makes me feel better cause I went grey young. I didn’t color my hair for the longest time but after seeing a picture I realized I look a whole lot older than I am. I’ve been coloring my hair since and it really has made a difference in how I’m perceived. Deep down I hate it. Some women can pull it off and some can’t. In the corporate world it can make a difference. My current employer is full of millennials and I wouldn’t dare stop coloring my hair yet.
BTW – it never occurred to me that we women don’t have to color our hair until I saw a picture of Emmy Lou Harris in the early 90’s.
I just got my first Grey’s at 37. But the most beautiful and inspiring woman I know started to grey at 34. Hereditary.
I think if a woman looks, good in age help or not; well good on you girl! Life is hard, feeling good shouldn’t be
Sounds like Kim drank too much from her red cup and decided to create new facts, that she might have thought would be funny?? Dumb and sad that she thinks anyone cares.
A boring read about Kim, a boring woman. I wasted 2 precious minutes reading her not-so-funny alternative-facts. But TT, I knew you meant well.
Kim is obsessed having thin thighs; hence the photoshop selfies. If she didn’t have such a potty mouth she’d be more likable. I’m always on the fence about her.
I find the Pigeon toed stance in order to create the thigh gap more annoying. Who thinks standing like a three year old is attractive?
I’ll play along! I’m surprised to find out that she had a brother. I don’t remember hearing this nugget of info before….
I never heard about a brother, either and I love she’s 95% grey!! So am I but no one knows cause I am a freak about coloring my roots. It really sucks. Some women look great with grey hair; some of us just look old. I went grey early as did my brother, but he went bald, too, so I’m thankful I still have hair.
Hey there Mayretta! I think the brother came to the wedding. Or at least we learned of his existence back then.
#30 She just cut someone else out her life for some sort of perceived betrayal. I think she is trying to figure out how everyone knows that the dog appears to be no longer with us…
She’s a compulsive liar.
I have a problem believing that her but looks like that for real. I’m still saying that she’s not a runner! I just can’t believe that one!
She ran on one of the shows once with Sweety and they ran for like two minutes then sat down and bitched about it out of breath. She doesn’t run. At least I don’t believe she does!
And then, they convinced a delivery guy to give them free beers and sat on a bench and drank it while bitching about exercise.
Its a miracle that the only camera that manages to make Kim look svelte is her camera phone. Her camera phone takes better pictures than all those Hollywood top of the line cameras apparebtly.
Why is she STILL lying about the nose job???
I think Kim is fun and also has a great ass. Whoever did her work bravo great job. The monotony of my day could use more reads that require less thought and just fun. Thanks for that. As for Kim she has 6 kids loves life and lives it to the fullest with her sole mate and I for one am happy for her. She doesn’t take things to seriously why she is probably so happy.
No joke — i quit smoking 10 years ago after reading The Easy Way to Stop Smoking. Gave the book to my dad and then my brother. They both quit too.
So the rest of Kim’s list may be b.s., but that book works. Highly recommend.
Thank you! Ordering on Amazon straight away. I’ve tried EVERYTHING!
#30 I am extremely insecure so I have to post online about myself 8,000 times a day
She wears veneers and she and her husband look like freakish Osmond siblings with them in their mouth!! And she wore braces twice???
Wish you would have purple penned this! That would have made it a 1000 times better lol
Ps. We all assumed she’d gotten rid of the dog but did someone actually say it? And on her snap Brielle and Ariana both have new puppies ?
I call Bull on most of it!
TT,
She got rid of dogs and got new dogs?! WTF
It certainly APPEARS that way.
KIM – You got a botched nose job. We’ve all seen it. We know it, you know it and the entire viewing audience knows it. COP TO THE NOSE JOB ALREADY!
I don’t know why the claim that she does not and has not ever eaten pork or red meat bothers me, but we saw her downing a pepperoni pizza while having her cellulite removed in an early season of RHOA. Does she not know what pepperoni is?
True story. I worked at an HBCU for awhile where in addition to teaching, I was an advisor to several students to help them plan their schedules and stuff. They would also come to me with personal problems. Many times they would come in hungry. One kid spent a lot of time in my office, probably because I was a sucker for ordering pizza for him (and me and whoever else was hanging out). He was going through a lot of things. One day, he came into the office and said he decided to be Muslim. Which was odd because this was a religious college (Protestant) and there were mandatory church services. I think he was more interested in the Nation of Islam idea than the Islam religion. But I thought it was great he was exploring his options and was very supportive.
So after our talk he started hinting he was hungry and I was too, so I said i’d order a pizza. He asked if we could get pepperoni. I told him that Muslim people do not eat pork. He said he knew that. I pointed out that pepperoni is pork. He was FLABBERGASTED! He chose the pizza and scrapped the whole Muslim plan then and there. It was really hard not to laugh.
HA! That’s a great story!